#also omfg the second is too accurate i love it

[garf-lover96]

i know about fagottino... and i thought

fagottino prezioso... cat...

rowan and pepi...

how does rowan act with pepi

i thought about this ask for more than a second and decided that answering this question for ALL the familiars would be more interesting. also you read my mind again because i swear i was thinking about Rowan spending time with Pepi the day before you sent it omfg

Pepi: he visits Portia's cottage to hang out with her and Pepi equally. makes sure to always bring her a treat and occasionally a new toy. sweeps her up into his arms and smothers her in kisses and compliments as a greeting 'ojjjj Pepitka how radiant you are today :)'. also lets her loaf on him for hours. Bluebell loves playing with her too, they chase each other around a bunch

Malak: Rowan makes sure that he and Julian bond with each other enough, he really wants to help them understand each other better. but he also coddles him soooooo much and it kind of pisses Julian off when he takes the bird's side in a conflict....... i mean, he is a bird guy, what did you expect. Bluebell was initially pretty nervous around him but she got over it and they're besties now! they just bicker sometimes as housemates do

Faust: long term besties! Rowan has a soft spot for reptiles because of her. loves her silly little tongue and her body texture so he doesn't mind her squeezing him, also is willing to let her hang out on him like he's a tree at all times. a little too squeamish to feed her a dead rat himself but is fascinated by the way she just..... gulps them down. woah..? really loves babying her and calling her silly nicknames as well. Bluebell and Faust are like that photo of a snake hanging from a roof and squeezing a bird but /pos /affectionate (Rowan and Bluebell are both very squeezable)

Melchior and Mercedes: (i'm assuming the dogs stayed at the palace after Lucio was exiled??? there was no mention of what happened to them in Julian's route so..) Rowan actually goes out of his way to visit and play with them, he adores them so much. literally fell in love with them at first sight. they're precious angels that can do no evil. he'd roll around in mud with them if that would make them happy. Bluebell likes to get them riled up and fly away immediately after so she doesn't get caught by the JAWS

Chandra: he was a little stiff around her at first??? imagine going to a bird playdate with your trusty little magpie and the other bird looks like a smaller version of a biblically accurate angel. he warmed up to her after a few visits and pets her freely now. likes holding her in his lap and watching her head turn to insane angles. Bluebell's a little jealous of her glamour...

Inanna: he doesn't visit Muriel all that much so he's not used to being around her. he's still scared that she'll bite his face off and prefers to let her approach first if she feels like it. he goes pretty stiff while petting her too... i mean my god why does this guy have a whole ass wolf living in a house with him, it makes him uneasy. Bluebell stays away from her, she wouldn't risk being eaten

animals. love them so much

[rosesnbooks]

Hello hun!!! First of all, tysm for your time reading my natal chart and second, IT RESONATES A LOT WTHHH😭😭😭 It's even scary how accurate your reading was! I've got a lot of problems for how emotional, sensitive and high temperament I am 😔 but I'm always really positive about it and I just let the bad vibes getting away from me. YES, im very imaginative and easy distracted which is also worrying HAHSHAH and my intuition is very developed, thats my don! Girl you said such nice things about me that I even want to cry😭😭💗💗💗 and honestly you have made me realize my beautiful qualities!! I really appreciate your words my beautiful angel <33333. I consider myself as passionate and romantic too, omfg you are so accurate pls and yes, I struggle with changes😭. Idk why but I attract a lot of people, maybe it is for my charm too! In general, my life was really painful (for exactly, my family) and since I was a little girl I suffer an extreme anxiety, but even if I suffered I have always seen everything for the good, my world is totally pink and yellow! Honestly and happily you have described me perfectly, It's amazing! Idk why but I really love you hun😭😭😭😭 you saw my soul naked HSHHSAH, take care of yourself and remain as special as you are Kate! Love love love love you🥰💗💗💗💗

This is the sweetest thing aaaa😭🥺🩷i love love your energy dear. I'm so happy my reading resonated so much with you, it honestly made my evening!! Continue to be your lovely self and I wish you lots and lots of love💌❤️❤️

[theyisms]

I apologize for the excitement I'm about to bring BUT OMG YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK?!?!

My hype about that may be insignificant to you but I'm literally obsessed with "How to Become the Valedictorian" LIKE OMFG THE PORTRAYALS ARE SO ACCURATE AND THE CHARACTERIZATIONS AGH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR WRITINGGG

Like as someone with ADHD Childe's actions are literally so relatable and I'm loving every second AND DILUC'S TOO God they're so real I love them

Anyways I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how much I love your works tysm THAT'S ALL SORRY BYE

HEY NOW 🥹🥹🥹 THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME

I SO did not expect anybody to like HTBTV because of how silly the concept and their characters were. I just thought it was fun so I started writing lmao. Literally any time anyone tells me that they like it, I start blushing and giggling, kicking my feet even. This story is my lil baby, so I'm glad you're enjoying it 😖❤️

I DID wanna be as accurate as possible when it came to ADHD and autism. It's so important to me that people don't see ADHD as just hyperactivity or autism as "quirky" personality. Really doing my best to make it feel accurate without making it the sum of their personalities so I'm also glad that's appreciated.

Literally NEVER be sorry omg! I love when people talk to me! I also love your ragbros account they're my favorites ever 🫶🏽

[oliviamillss]

reading dreams chart

im only going to use up to orb 3, for stronger accuracy lmao

**if you can’t be bothered to read it all, theres a summary paragraph at the bottom**

sun:

sun in 7th: strong emphasis on relationships. tends to copy others lingo/habits. extroverted. probably ‘needs’ others. only really shows his true self around his close friends/family/partners. 

sun at 19 degrees: a libra degree. (emphasis on this bc libra rules 7h), makes him a very charming, likeable, particularly popular guy.

sun opposite ascendant: inner conflict, probably doesn’t feel like people see him for his true self, may struggle showing true self. may feel misunderstood. may need approval/validation a lot.

sun square mars: hints to daddy issues. may struggle with a lot of built up anger and frustration, but it seems like he takes it out very positively, as you can see he is competitive, so i think he lets it out through gaming. probably very energetic, motivated.

sun square saturn: high expectations for himself. probably the type of person to think ‘i’m only good enough if i do this’. probably very hard on himself. also probably very insecure of himself, but doesn’t show it. another sun square masculine planet, more hinting to daddy issues.

moon:

moon in 7th: probably relies on close friends/family/partners a lot. loves to help people, esp people he’s close with (kinda mr beast vibes). probably very like ‘oh shit, he’s sad, i need to do everything within my power to cheer him up’ if that makes sense lmao

moon in virgo: looking after people!!! esp with the sun square saturn,, high expectations. probably a very much perfectionist, which also explains why he is competitive. may ‘always need to be right’. but virgo moons are actually so lovely omfg

moon at 9 degrees: sagittarius degree, likes to help people by optimism, and giving things to the person that they would want (im aware that sounds obvious lmao). probably feels a sense of achievement when cheers them up.

moon square pluto: probably hard time dealing with and growing from negative things that have happened, possibly struggles with letting things go. possibly self destructive (why did that one heatwaves part come to mind), possible trust issues + anxiety, probably very particular about who he lets close into his life, maybe quite protective. 

mercury:

mercury in 6th: likes to help people, probably not disappointed if he spends his time working with someone, may struggle with anxiety/depression. a quick learner, probably overthink every word because it wast the ‘perfect’ thing to say. 

mercury in leo: funny asf, and out there, also thinks his ideas/things to respond and say are the best, with the 6h and 7h placements, he is open to listen to others, but in the end he only really wants his one lmfao, good with conversation.

mercury at 1 degree: aries degree, another fire placement which emphasises the loud, out there kinda vibes.

mercury trine mc: career and reputation are strongly linked with what he says. (this is obv bc hes famous lmao). he’s smart, particularly with technology and its linked to his career. *im aware this sounds like im just describing him, this is exact so thats why its overly accurate*

mercury opposite neptune: daydreamer, probably has a lot of thoughts and ideas in his head, but they just dont come across right. probably zones out, may struggle with focusing. but very creative, has big and creative ideas. i havent mentioned it before but its come up too many times now, but he has a lot of placements, when manifested badly, creates a good manipulator

mercury square jupiter: optimistic, possibly thinks his ideas are the best (we’ve covered that before), can be really overly talkative or just nothing at all. (i rlly dont know much about this placement)

venus:

venus in 7th: he will have a beautiful relationship with his future partner. charming asfff, probably a good flirt. tends to love love. needs to be liked, sort of a pleaser. 

venus in virgo: the type of person to remember everything about the people he cares about. loves to help the people he cares about. probably sees the people he truly loves as ‘perfect’, which may end up being really bad if they’re toxic. 

venus in retrograde: struggles feeling loved, possibly feels like he doesn’t deserve love. probably the type to be like ‘how could you ever love me?’

venus square mc: attract people who take care of him. either has self-esteem issues, or is quite a dependant person. creative. may struggle finding people who support his career, or may have to change a few things about himself to be liked by others. 

venus trine jupiter: very likeable, and he’s veryyy lucky. he’s funny, and a generous person, probably very giving to his close friends and family. charismatic asfff, likely he will marry someone foreign. 

mars:

mars in 9th: more things hinting to attract(ing/ed to) foreigners. loves experiencing things with people he cares about. likes to learn more and more, possibly stubborn, makes sure his opinions are known.

mars in scorpio: that boy needs privacy in his life, doesn’t like being predictable. probably an overthinker. we’ve already known this but he’s definitely a top. probably could get anyone he wants, seductive asfff. also pretty spiteful.

mars at 17 degrees: leo degree, fame bitchesss

mars square ascendant: hates to lose, competitive. people may be intimidated by him at first, can’t really hide anger, pretty stubborn.

mars opposite saturn: really hard on himself. wants to be the best of the best, leader. stands up for himself. another placement hinting to daddy issues. harsh about his work, and himself in general, perfectionist. 

mars square uranus: anger may change a lot, a lot of energy, probably struggles to focus, doesn’t like to be the one who is being controlled/has restrictions. probably struggles with authority. outbursts of anger.

jupiter

jupiter in 3rd house: loves writing, and is actually pretty good at it. knows how to talk to people, how to persuade them, and how to manipulate them. good liar, knows how to sell his wants across, how to get what he wants.

jupiter at 4 degrees: cancer degree, cancer rules his 6h. he uses his luck/money to help others.

jupiter square neptune: big dreams, desire to escape the world as it is.

saturn:

saturn in 3rd: afraid of/ is often misunderstood. struggles to open up?, maybe he wasn’t listened to much growing up. hard on himself academically, feels like he isn’t smart enough. hard time expressing himself. maybe feels like noone really cares for what he has to say?

saturn at 16 degrees: cancer degree. idk what else to say abt it lmaoo

saturn square ascendant: quite serious, maybe struggle with the way he looks? possibly quite overwhelmed about his life,, feels like he has too much to do at times. fear of rejectionnn

saturn square uranus: maybe he doesn’t like change, tradition v change clashing. authority troubles. probably needs freedom, but feels unstable without what he’s used to. rebelling against norms. 

uranus: 

uranus in 12th: probably very curious about unexplainable things, maybe quite into conspiracy theories. two complete ends of the spectrum: fear change/need it, unpredictable things happen/ everythings the same. 

uranus at 14 degrees: taurus. taurus ruling 2nd, i guess it shows change in dream’s wealth.

uranus opposite north node (and conj south node): with exceptions, doesn’t like conflict. he is fine with joke conflict, but the second there’s an actual argument he tries to be the ‘peacemaker’ guy. technology is major in his life. also quite nervous about his career/future. 

neptune:

neptune in 12th: awful sleep schedule. overworking himself, never relaxing. vivid dreams. once again, this has come up loads and i just haven’t mentioned it: intuitive asf, george is the same. whether either are aware of it or not, they are super intuitive.

neptune at 2 degrees: taurus degree.

neptune sextile mc: creative, also likes helping others, empathy to the public. has big dreams career wise. 

pluto:

pluto in 10th: determined person, gets a lot of hate, but also a lot of love. trust issues, persuasion/manipulative abilities. leader leader leader. another hint to daddy issues, maybe privacy invading, maybe overprotective. don’t want to be controlled.

north node:

north node in 6th: overwork himself. but i think we can interpret this as his life goal to be working to help people. literally mr beast. just work hard, and give a lot away. humble.

chiron:

chiron in 9th: possible restriction from either his or his communities beliefs/religions. maybe he’s afraid of leaving where he is right now (sapnap moving to orlando, whenever its brought up its always george coming to orlando)

lilith:

lilith in sagittarius: need for truth. dislikes restrictions. hides emotions, uses humour to avoid them/ make people think they’re okay when they’re not. stubborn asf. 

lilith in 10th: tend to be sexualised/ reputations for being sexual. another placement hinting to daddy issues. really wants to be at the top, the most powerful. likes using his dominance/ power to seduce. motivateddd.

lilith conjunct pluto (exact omfg): typical ‘mystery’ guy. probably the mystery/scorpio vibes he pulls off attracts/ seduces people. the most dominant partner ever. sex is probably so intense and overwhelming

moon square lilith: possible mummy issues. his need for sex can change quick asf, from one end of the scale to another. struggles to open up. 

 i ought to mention!!

there’s a theory that the degree of your venus sign is the birthday of someone who is v important in your life. what’s dreams you may ask? 1. and when are george and sapnap’s birthdays? the 1st. they’re soulmates, your honour.

summary!!!

basically, dream has so much care and love for his friends and family, and probably relies on them a lot. he only shows his true self around them, and he (at least thinks) people don’t really understand him in the way his friends and family do. he is a social person, who’s very likeable and charming. he lovesss helping people, doing everything in his power to cheer others up, he remembers details about the people he loves. he is such a perfectionist, needing to succeed and win and everything, and is very competitive. he probably doesn’t think he’s ‘worthy’ if he’s bad at something. he sets very high expectations for himself. he is very hard on himself. if he wants to, he knows how to manipulate people. he has so so many placements for an amazing manipulator. he may struggle to express himself or open up, and may be hard on himself academically. maybe he doesn’t feel ‘listened to’. a lot of emotions like anger and sex drive may change rapidly for him. he over works himself a lot. a major theme in his life is tradition vs change. he is probably afraid of change, or finds it uncomfortable, or he may have some sort of attachment to traditional values/things, no matter how much he wants to change. he is also a peacemaker. he was born to be loved or hated, kinda like marmite but if the balance was more equal. he doesn’t like restrictions. he uses humour to hide his emotions.

im also thinking of doing a synastry reading between george and dream but idk yet lol

hope you guys enjoyed, this took ages lmao<3

[spiltscribbles]

57. “Wait a second.. are you jealous?” + Poorly Timed Confession + modern au 😍 pretty please!!!

~Notes: OMFG angel!!! Thank you SO SO much for the prompt<3 You are a complete babe! I hope you like :S It’s cheese, but like also what else would I do? LMFAO XD

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“Hmmm… All right, would you rather, mmm… Smell Borris Johnson’s sweaty gym socks, or snog Professor Slughorn full on the mouth for a straight minute— oh erm, not so straight I reckon on second thought.”

Remus wrinkles his nose at him from across the bed, and clucks his tongue at the awful pun. “You’re unruly.”

“And you’re dodging,”

“Am not arse, I’m just recovering from that very terrifying scenario you’ve spewed out like the sadistic satanist you are.”

“Which scenario are you recovering from though?” Sirius leers, wiggling his eyebrows and jostling Remus’s textbook with his foot.

“I hate that you’re enjoying this so much,” Remus intones in a deadpan.

“Mary John, I’m waiting,” Sirius says with far too much glee.

Sometimes Remus is sure that he hates him. “Fine, the answer is I hate you.”

“Filthy and slanderous lies, Lupin.”

“You’re demented.”

“Five. Four. Three—“

“I won’t choose.”

“See,  all I hear is that you wanna get it on with our chemistry professor, you saucy minx, you.”

Remus sniffs. “Better than touching that prick with even a ten foot pole.”

“Mmmm, have I ever told you how hot and heavy I get hearing you talk politics at me?”

Remus throws him the bird, which makes Sirius laugh. Remus can objectively say that Sirius has the most beautiful variations of laughter in the world, and he’d know considering he’s catalogued each one. This version is definitely top three. His care free, effortless laugh when Remus takes him off guard with a snide remark or lowly muttered retort that’s not appropriate for most company— It’s really more of a experience, truly. His breaths stutter out in a lovely staccato, and his eyes glimmer like the sea, and sometimes it feels like the world’s been suspended and it’s only the two of them in that slice of eternity.

Erm, Ah, but yeah…. That only happens occasionally, and it’s only because Sirius is Remus’s greatest friend— has been since the final year of primary school after Remus had moved to the London outskirts from his small, coastal town in Wales, and on first sight, Sirius swung a snowball straight to Remus’s face, which he of course responded to by throwing two more his way, and well… The pair of them were soaking and breathless by the end of it, but their fate was sealed, they were the greatest of friends, and nothing would ever alter that unquestionable staple.

So what if sometimes Remus’s chest thuds painfully when Sirius dimples his way, or Remus only ever wants to talk to him over anyone else— even Lily or his Mam— if he’s had a bad day, or good one, or if something remarkable had happened, or , or… Or whenever really. And there’s absolutely no significance that Remus can’t help the totally delighted grin that splits his face in half whenever he gets a text or snap from Sirius.

None of that is at all relevant.

Sirius is Remus’s greatest friend, and he’d never risk ruining that by allowing some pesky little crush swallow him whole and clammer out his mouth— vulnerable and throbbing in the open space between them. It doesn’t matter if Marlene always makes kissy faces their way, or how James only ever refers to them as a couple, and so what if Peter’s got a pole running that Remus knows basically the whole school is betting on. 

They’re all wrong, Sirius would never, ever feel the same sort of way that Remus does him, that’s downright preposterous and ridiculous and just simply impossible. And Remus’s perfectly content with that very real truth… He is.

Remus is fine with it God help him. So everyone else just needs to but the fuck out of their business.

Besides, this, this right now— Him and Sirius splayed out on opposite ends of Remus’s bed, with Sirius’s feet nudging at Remus’s elbow whenever he’s got a question about there homework, with the window cracked open just so, letting in some of the chilly winter air because Sirius absolutely can not focus if he’s not cold— the fucking furnace— Where Remus can still hear the going ons of his family playing out on the floor below them… This is the most perfect place in Remus’s eyes, and he won’t ever change that, especially not to live out some boyhood fantasy that would never come into fruition in his wildest of dreams.

Remus’s content… He is… He has to be or else he’d lose one of the most vital people in his world.

.-

“You’ve got footie practice after school, right?”

“Mmhmm, you coming to watch?”

“Only if you admit i’m your good luck charm,” Remus sardonically bats his lashes at Sirius as if he was in a mascara advert, and the taller boy  blows a raspberry right back at him.

“Nice, real nice. You’re extraordinarily mature, you know that, Black?”

“And sexy, don’t forget that, oh so important descriptor Lupin.”

Remus leans against the locker besides Sirius’s, watches as he trades his current binders for the lot he’ll need for the afternoon, and tries really hard not to stare too longingly at how Sirius’s arm muscles ripple beneath their school’s  maroon, uniform jackets  in the most delicious of ways. (He hates the fact he’s been dissolved into a starry eyed mess lusting over the star striker, but thus is his fate.)

“I’d never commit such a faux pas, and I’m insulted that you’d ever think as much.”

Sirius sneers at him with a slight shake to his head. “So you coming or not?”

“I’m still contemplating my options,” he preens, but before Sirius could retort, Marlene, megawatt smile and dangerously sharp  smirk— swaggers over towards them.

“Good morning my two beautiful chums!”

“What do you want?” Sirius asks before even glancing her way, to which Marlene blinks up at him, faux owlish. “S, I just wanted to greet a couple of my closest companions this lovely December morning,” she defends herself.

“Marls, you’re never this agreeable before noon,” Remus points out hesitantly.

“ And you rarely are even afterwards,” Sirius tacks on.

“Rude,” she pouts.

“Accurate,” Remus pipes in with an apologetic grimace.

Marlene stares them both down for a solid minute before finally relaxing her shoulders, and thrusting out the legal pad in her grasp. “The student council and spirit society are selling corsages for the snowflake formal, and Dorcas has deployed me to get some orders.”

“Whipped,” Sirius teases through a counter-fit cough.

Marlene doesn’t hesitate before smashing the legal pad on his head. “And you traipsing around getting people to buy the tickets for the theatre department last semester even though Re was only playing Mercutio wasn’t you being wrapped around his littlest finger?”

Remus flushes, feeling an unnerving amount of bees stinging around his stomach, and is thankful when the conversation pauses after Sirius casts her a very heated V.  “Sod off.”

“So are you guys gonna buy or not?” Marlene huffs, weight slung to her left hip, and arms crossed against her chest.

“I’m a gay bloke, Marls, did you forget that?” Remus pins her with a one eyed squint, and she just scrunches her face up at him, exasperated.

“I’m sure there’s matching boutonnieres.”

“Fine, I just don’t have any school spirit  then.”

This time she glares. “Lily and James are Head Boy and Head Girl, isn’t there like an oath between you lot,  one for all and all for one, or some rot?”

“That’s the three musketeers,” he says.

“isn’t that basically who you guys are?” She reasons.

Before their wage of words could continue, Sirius just grabs the order form out of Marlene’s hands and fills out a sheet with the flurry of his pen. “Happy?”

“Positively delighted,” she leers, pecking them both on the cheek before strutting off, reminding them of their group study session at Alice’s tonight in her wake.

Sirius shakes his head, reluctantly amused with a grin gathering on the corners of his mouth, but for Remus everything feels like it’s frozen. “You didn’t have to do that you know? ’S not like James is much of a Head Boy anyhow, and Lily wouldn’t have really cared.”

Sirius shrugs, commences their walk to the opposite wing of the school for their shared history class. “Emmy likes that sort of romantical shite.”

Remus sees red, feels his heart lodging in his damn esophagus. “Oh, so— Erm,  you’re taking her then,” Remus wonders if his tone sounds as detached as he feels.

“Yeah,” Sirius eyes him, questioning. “She wants that title of snow queen real bad, made me promise I’d campaign with her and the whole shtick.”

“Oh,” it’s like Remus could feel it when he closes off completely, can feel his hopes squashed down and his heart contract and his every organ collapsing in on themselves, leaving him feeling hollowed out completely.

Sirius slows down marginally, eyeing him with a slight frown. “Is that all right? I know you two don’t exactly get along and we were planning to go as a group, bu—“

“It’s fine,” Remus hates how screechy his voice gets, how he feels like he’s about to scream. “You two are a shoe in, no doubt.”

Sirius tries to mirror Remus’s faux excitement with a tepid grin of his own, but Remus doesn’t let him, instead commandeering their typical table on the back row and tries focussing on the thousandth war with France while his world tilts off kilter.

.-

Emmy is beautiful, and popular and her smile alone dazzles the whole room. She’s everything that Sirius should look for in a partner, someone to match his whip lash wit, and his taste for all things exuberant that skirt on flashy, and someone who’s got just as many friends and admirers as him.

They’re perfect and Remus should just get over his petty ass hatred of her, even if he still thinks she can be down right cruel and selective and selfish. Qualities Sirius surely isn’t… But maybe it’s all in his head how she sneers at people who she finds plane, or how she literally guffaws over the misfortune of others. Maybe his perception of how she wields people in like moths to a flame just to get what she wants is all a misunderstanding, or in his head or something.

Maybe all that’s possible, even if Remus seriously doubts it.

But at the end of the day, Sirius loves her— has been basically infatuated by Emmeline Vance since she first transferred at the start of their Freshman year. Sirius loves her, and who ever Sirius loves is merely an extension of him… Right?

Remus just needs to get over it and somehow rid himself of this crush he’s been fostering for so long it’s basically a part of him at this point. Though, he thinks it’d be a lot easier if he didn’t see their faces plastered on posters everywhere the week and a half leading up to the dance— looking like actual royals that would put Will and cate to shame.

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“Yo cheekbones!”

Remus starts, swivels around from where he was scratching his pen to paper, finding Sirius— as glimmering and beautiful as always— swaggering up to him, insanely electric smile painted over his face.

“Would you rather eat a jumbo jar of jalapeños without a break, or eat the toenails from someone with athlete’s foot next to your dinner every night of the rest of your life?”

“I thought you were having lunch with Emmy to keep up your royalty status before this weekend?” Remus asks, tacitly side stepping from the horrific images swimming to the forefront of his mind because of his cruel question.

“Now that doesn’t sound like an answer to my ultimatum,” Sirius says in a singsong sort of voice.

“You answer me first,” Remus says airily.

“But I asked first,” Sirius argues haughtily.

“Well both your options would kill me, so I wouldn’t do either,” Remus retorts.

“That’s not how the game works!”

“You’re the one who always says that rules were made to be broken,” Remus says, lofty as all get out,, and dissolves into laughter at the completely cross look Sirius’s giving him.

“You were born to be contrary, weren’t you?”

“So lunch?”

“Got bored,” he shrugs, hopping onto the corner of the desk Remus’s working on. “What you up to instead of eating?”

“My position paper for Model UN.” Sirius smiles down at him, and Remus can’t help the flush that spreads across his cheeks in return. “Not as glamorous as running as Snow King, I know.”

“It’s precious,” Sirius contends, his soft timbre sounding like syrup and his long fingers fluttering against Remus’s skin, pushing back a lock of his ever disheveled, tawny curls in a far to gentle way, and Remus gulps before averting his gaze to break the sudden tautness that’s built between them. 

They’ve had so many of these almost moments, ones that Remus’s always treasured but he knows doesn’t mean much of anything at all to Sirius— Sirius who is effortlessly hilarious, and brims with genius and  who is so beautiful that sometimes it hurts looking at him for too long. Sirius who has a new suitor at his beck and call on a near weekly basis. But whenever they transpire now, it just hurts all the more because Remus knows in his heart of hearts that they will never lead anywhere, and Sirius is in love with Emmy and Remus can’t let himself float around in this daydream for any longer.

“Ahem,” he clears his throat, shuffles in his seat only slightly. “I’m Algeria so my Mam’s pretty excited about it. She’s been telling me all the stuff Wikipedia’s got wrong and everything.”

Sirius laughs, but it doesn’t touch his eyes. “Your mother is kinda everything, you know that?”

Remus twists his mouth up, reluctant. “Don’t tell her as much, or else she’ll go on and on how she won Miss Teen Great Britain when she was only sixteen.”

“Hmm, I was wondering where you got that pretty face.”

“You, Sirius Black, can go lick an unwashed arse.”

“You’ll never catch a suitor with that cheek of yours though. I’d work on that, Lupin.”

“I don’t think I could ever win Miss Congeniality, alas.”  Remus doesn’t quite catch Sirius’s reply, to busy responding too the text his phone just chirped with instead.

“Mary John, are you listening?”

“Uh-huh.”

Sirius’s brows hike up, flabbergasted smile stretched across his face. “So totally rude! And I came all the way here— to the place where dreamers die— just to spend time with you.”

“Sorry,” Remus gives him an abashed little half grin before setting the phone back down. “’s just Fabian.”

Sirius’s expression drops, goes inquisitive instead of his typical ebullience. “Fabian? Why’s Fabian Prewett texting you, and why is he,” Sirius crooks his head so he’s able to read the new message that popped up on Remus’s phone’s screen. “Asking about color coordination?”

Remus blushes for an entirely new reason now, one he likes much less. “Ah, he’s the sort to like it when our suits like match, but not in an abrasive fashion, you know?”

Sirius’s face goes scarily blank.

“Your suits? Suits for what?”

“The dance…” Remus says slowly, he’s confused what Sirius’s confused about.

“The dance… Right… I thought you were still going with everyone else?”

“Pff, no way,” Remus scoffs. “Lily’s  only pretending to be single, you know how red in the face she gets whenever around James. They’ll end up dancing the whole night away. And with Dorcas running the whole event and Benjy thinking any social function is a plague on society, that’d leave me stuck with Peter and Mary, . And honestly I’ve seen enough of her tongue shoved down his throat for a lifetime.” Remus is only slightly  surprised that doesn’t even elicit a chuckle from Sirius, who’s now looking a bit stormy— and he thinks he’ll never be accustomed to his mercurial moods that can change as quickly as the snap of the finger.

“Right… So you’re going with Fabian Prewett… as your date?”

“Yes… Why is that so hard to believe?”

“it’s, it’s not,” Sirius scrambles, suddenly standing up.

“Then why are you being so weird about this,” Remus argues, getting up to meet him at his level.

“Am not!”

“You’re going with Emmy,” Remus reminds him, this edge of desperate.

“I know I am, okay. But you— you—“ Sirius tappers off, eyes glassy and lips parted with words he can’t get out, and Jesus fucking Christ is it weird how for the first time ever their roles have reversed. Sirius can’t put any sentences together, and everything Remus’s been beating down—  everything thrashing inside of him— are now burning his throat and warring over who can spill out first.

“What? I’m suppose to stay behind like the pathetic, nobody friend. The guy who’s just there to moon after you while you have an actual life. The Judie garland to your Mickie Roomie!”

“What are you even talking about right now!” Sirius shouts, sounding as torn apart as Remus feels.

“As if you don’t know!” He snarls, collecting his books into his backpack— Suddenly this room feels to stifling. He can’t breathe and it’s too hot and his chest is pounding.

He’s imploding and Remus has no idea how to rectify it.

“Just stop! Remus Stop!”

“leave me the fuck alone Sirius!”

“Why are you being such a prick about this!”

And that, that makes Remus angry, angrier than he’s ever been.

Before he could even think about it for a moment longer, Remus is rounding on him, dashing so close to Sirius that he can taste his breath with how close their faces are skirting against each other.

“I’m in love with you! I’ve been in love with you for forever, and I know that you don’t feel the same way, and I know that you’re in love with Emmy and, and I just know okay.”

“Wha—“ Sirius sputters, looking like a gaping fish. “Wait a second, are you jealous? Of sodding Emmy Vance?”

“Don’t!” Remus practically growls out. "Don’t disrespect me, okay? Don’t pretend that you never knew, or that I was such a good actor. I’ve been in love with you for years and you always knew and Fine, I get it. You never felt the same way, that’s fine. But just don’t pretend as if you never had the choice, don’t make me out as the bad guy for actually, finally saying yes to a bloke who’s actually into me. I need to fucking give up on the premise of us, I need to get over you. So I’m going out with fucking Fabian Prewett and you’re going out with Emmy Vance and that’s that!”

His breaths are labored, jagged and painful, as they race out of him, but Remus can’t move. He’s staring straight into Sirius’s beautiful, gray eyes, and he sees everything he’s always seen there, and hates that this is probably the last time he’ll get to be this close to him.

Not after this.

“I didn’t,” is the first thing Sirius croaks out, broken and helpless. “i didn’t know, Remus you have to believe me— I didn’t—”

“How! How could you not know!” He shouts back, but Remus doesn’t get his answer in so many words, instead he feels it.

He feels it when Sirius clamps his hands on either end of his waste-line, feels it when Sirius smashes their lips together in a cacophony of lips, and teeth and spit. He feels it when Sirius moans in side of him, when his hand moves down, spreads across the width of the small of his back, pushing their torsos even closer. Remus feels it when everything goes into focus, when he takes Sirius into his arms, greedy and excited and disbelieving.

And Remus thinks to all the other times he’s kissed another boy— To this prior weekend swapping snogs with a beaming Fabian in the back of a theatre. He thinks of how there was never anything worth anything when he kissed any of them Because it was all Sirius, always Sirius. And he could try to love Fabian, or some other cute boy, and he tried, and he tried, and he tried, and he gave all he had…but it was never enough, could it ever be enough?

Remus knows it in his bones that it’s enough when it’s with Sirius.

When they finally pull apart it’s difficult to breathe and Remus feels lightheaded and it’s wonderful in the most marvelous of ways.

“Oh.”

“Yeah,” Sirius says in a whisper. 

“Maybe next time give a guy some warning?” Remus can’t help the shit eating smirk that swipes across his mouth and is elated at the adorably cross scowl Sirius answers him with.

“Fine jackass, how’s this for a warning, I’m gonna kiss you now.”

“That’ll be sufficient, I suppose,” Remus goads, laughing against Sirius’s lips when he does just that.

~*~

Sirius ends up winning snow king, but rejects the dance with Emmy, opts to ask Remus to join him instead, as if they were in the middle of some John Hughes movie from the fucking 80s.

It’s utterly ridiculous and overdone and simply way too much— but everyone applauded and cheered and when Sirius kissed him in the middle of it, Remus felt as if his whole body sung with joy.

.-

~My Wolfstar FIC Masterlist

[bewitchingivy]

❤️FEEDBACK TIME ❤️

💟I AM SO SHOCKED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE ACCURACY OF YOUR READING.

💟First of all, some of the readings in the past told me that my FS likes being alone and introverted af and you said this too. Also the fact that they love doing things they love without anyone else to disturb them is so true because I've heard this several times whenever I chose PACs. And also MY VIRGO MOON ASS LOVES hygienic guys soo yeahh hehehe 😂 HERE COMES THE PART WHICH REALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERY READING TOLD ME THAT MY FS IS IN TOUCH WITH NATURE ESPECIALLY WOODS AND YOU JUST HIT THE POINT AGAIN. AND ALSO THE FACT THAT HE LIKES LONG WALKS AHHHH I’M SOO SHOCKED. 😭

💟And also my natal chart has some indicators which show that my FS maybe dominating towards me or maybe even older and also previous PACs told me that he has this dominating aura. GURL DO U EVEN KNOW MY FUTURE OR WHAT? 😭❤️ And also every reader told me that he is a leader of some kind of community and my natal chart also tells me that. THEN THIS PART ALSO SHOCKED ME. YOU SAID THAT HE LIKES TO TRAVEL OMFG I’ve never heard a reading which doesn’t describe this fact whenever I asked about FS. This is not only from tumblr, also YouTube PACs like Kino Tarot and other famous local readers from my country. Also you said that they maybe a foreigner and most readings told me that their ethnicity is going to be different from mine too!! I’M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW. Also some readers from tumblr told me that they are well-mannered.

💟You also said that they have a unique taste in music,art and other things like they love vintage old things. Tbh, I’m a lil bit surprised because this person mirrors me a lot. Not only because of this fact but most of his likes and dislikes really portray mine too. I’m even wondering if he is my twins flame or something like soulmates?? I also like open-minded individuals. The fact that he maybe a hopeless romantic also surprises me because I am too and most readings also say that he is too romantic like he prepares dates for me first and surprises me with those rose petals and lovey dovey stuff. The fact that he doesn’t like being bossed around is also accurate I’ve heard this many times. But when you told me that his cooking sucks, I was really sad tho because I want a guy who can cook but that’s ok tho hehe not a big deal I will cook instead. 😝

💟And you mentioned that he is intuitive and protective of his loved ones. GURL I ALSO HEARD THIS MANY TIMES-FROM PACs, YOUTUBE TAROT READERS AND TUMBLR TAROT GAMES AND ALSO MY LOCAL READERS. I am so shocked at this moment. I didn’t want to give you a short feedback because you deserve long and detailed one and your intuition should be awarded. This took me a while because I was so overwhelmed and busy and also my blood pressure was high and I felt dizzy but I wanted to give you a precise feedback because this is THE MOST ACCURATE READING I’VE EVER RECEIVED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I’m not sugar coating this feedback so please don’t worry you have a special gift from GOD. YOUR INTUITION LEVEL IS UNBELIEVABLE. 😍

💟Thank you so much for your time and energy and GOING TO STALK YOUR TUMBLR PACs LATER HEHEHE LOVE YOU <333

FIRST OF ALL—let me thank you wholeheartedly for sending those adorable cat pictures 😩🖤 LIKE UGH. THANK YOU. AND SECOND—THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING YOUR TIME AND ENERGY IN WRITING THIS SUCH A FRICKIN-ASS DETAILED FEEDBACK. Really, fam, thank you so much. This makes me feel so fckin much appreciated, I feel like I could cri- :') No really, just take all my love already-😩✨ And third, I am really happy and thrilled to hear that the reading resonated and accurate asf! I mean I know I've heard this a lot from people that when I give them a reading, it resonates, but really I am just as surprised as them. And after reading your feedback—I can't help but be surprised that it's like almost every single thing I've listed resonated with you, hehe <3 Again, thank you, so so much for this. This was like the most heartwarming feedback I've received yet. I'm also honestly glad that you enjoyed your reading, hehe. Take care of yourself and stay hydrated, sending love your way 🖤🌼

[rainyhuman]

been seeing people have a lot of feelings about the second season and tbh as a poc i LOVED seeing victor's relationship with his parents. i just felt it was so accurate and it wasn't too much or too little. and i'm glad they talked about the privilege white lgbtq people have. i loved seeing victor's mom come around, it made me cry. the conversation about how you feel like your parents have given up so much for you and you dont deserve to go against them. like yes, victor's mother was homophobic but she changed, she came around. yes she should be held accountable for the homophobia but her growth and effort should also be acknowledged. like just knowing that my parents might come around is very hopeful and this is the first time i'm seeing rep that resonates with me. the conversation rahim and victor had in the dark room was so important in acknowledging that white people will never get it.

also OMFG the conversation his mom had with the priest AND with adrien aaaaa

[madraleen]

Death Note - Tsugumi Ohba & Takeshi Obata Part 2 ALL THE STARS/5

Jot-it-down-as-it happens commentary wherein I mention L way too much.

Commentary:

-Aaah, my Wammy children, my heart settles a little.

-Straight off, the contrast of Mello being outside with people and Near preferring to stay indoors alone, poetry, art, majestic.

-Omfg, characters like these are why I have trust issues.

-Oh! Near is standing upright! I don’t know why I’m surprised!

-Man, the post-L DN world would have been unbearable if I didn’t love Near so much.

-Isn’t it ironic that Light dies at around the same age as L, and Near beats him at around the same age as when he got L.

-Honestly, it’s kind of cathartic seeing someone having that genuine, deeply emotional reaction to L’s death like Mello does.

-I’m seeing the pattern that I like in fiction of “If this hadn’t happened, then that wouldn’t happen, and then that other thing wouldn't happen” that makes every single action matter. It’s pretty obvious in the first part, but it carries through to the second. Even with Near starting his own investigation independent of L, if L hadn’t narrowed down the suspects and if Light hadn’t thrown us into the Yotsuba arc and if Higutchi hadn’t been caught, the police officer wouldn’t have had the lead that would tip off Near etc. Everything is connected and Near wouldn’t have won if L hadn’t himself solved the case first.

-Seriously low-key high-key bitter that we haven’t seen a manga accurate live action attempt at Near.

-Near’s face is so done with Light from the moment he calls and he hasn’t even talked to him yet, I love my child.

-The world might burn and my beloved child Near will still go, “This is very interesting…”

-Light is s u f f e r i n g, and I love seeing his caring side.

-Yes, boys, Mello has a missile, as you do.

-Near has intense, determined, sharp eyes, he has hard eyes, discerning eyes, he sees into your soul and doesn’t like it.

-Aw, Light admires his father so much.

-Low-key loving that Light’s fall was partially not at all about him. Like, Mello really went, “I don’t give a shit for this guy, I just want to beat Near and he’s a fair target.”

-You’re always fighting against L, babe, the first pages said so.

-Mello casually chatting with the US President, as you do.

-I understand L was the world’s greatest detective and commanded police forces, but my God, the US President is calling him, wow.

-You know what. I know it’s a truth universally acknowledged that we were robbed of a day in the life of L and Light in handcuffs and I agree, it’s one of the greatest crimes in creative content, but I’d also want to see a day in the life of Misa and Ryuk bc I can’t get over the panel of Misa telling him to help her clean up.

-Is there a more compellingly complicated dynamic than L and Light’s, I don’t think so, I don’t think so.

-Sidoh with his little cheat sheet of rules, I can’t.

-Oh, Light thought Matsuda would get the eyes, not Soichiro. Now I feel bad for him. If it was all too many unknown variables for L in the first part, it’s all too many unknown variables for Light now.

-I randomly did a little cry at the name “L.” This is going great. Everything’s great.

-Honest to God, Mello looks like a satisfied mean cat.

-Oh, Light, bb, you’re terrible, but I feel for you seeing you having a meltdown like this.

-I wasn’t sure in the anime, but in the manga I really do think that Light genuinely mourns his father.

-”Whoopie” - omg Sidoh you fluffball <3.

-Near is the personification of “srsly?”

-My boy Near has sinister eyes, I love him.

-There’s a gentleness from the SPK to Near.

-Oh, Near inherited L’s funds! Good to know.

-He’s at war with governments! Near! N E A R !

-The enemies to lovers ships in DN basically write themselves, eh?

-Yeah, guys, listen to Near, why are you pointing a gun at a criminal with actual kills, that’s like sooooo rude. /sarcasm

-I love Mello and Near’s interactions.

-Mello has a gun and Near has a robot with a gun, I cry.

-Honest to God, I think Near understands Mello so deeply.

-”Dear Mello.” Fucking Near, man.

-All I’m saying is, Near has a question mark bubble when Mello gives him information in return, so he wasn’t expecting it, so this whole-ass boy allowed Mello to get in just to get the picture.

-Look at Near's delighted smile, I cannot.

-But Near cornered Light so smoothly.

-Near has no time for Light’s bullshit, my child ain’t fucking around.

-You can practically hear Near’s mind going ‘eheheheheheeee.’

-Light really be like “Just let me kill a Wammy boy, any Wammy boy!”

-My two boys worked together to get Mogi?!?! Look at them, they’re such a little team, ugh, I hate them (affectionate).

-Near emotes very much.

-We can safely assume that L’s fortune is just infinite at this point. He could have vacationed in space. Maybe he did vacation in space.

-”Near is a formidable foe,” YES LIGHT, FINALLY!

-I really do feel bad for the Task Force, they’ve been through so much with Light vs Kira just to discover that Light is Kira…

-It’s funny, I see L as lying and Near as bluffing when Near is very clearly lying as well, idk.

-The second arc of the anime is like… the Sparknotes of the manga. Affectionately speaking.

-Oh, Matsuda, you’re so ride or die for Light. Oh, Matsuda.

-Aw, L was Near and Mello’s idol? I figured it was so for Mello, but it’s sweet to see Near saying so.

-I’m sorry, but this draws an even straighter line between the L arc and the Near/Mello arc. Like, yes, Near wants to catch the mass murderer and Mello wants to beat Near, but on a personal level Kira dared to defeat and off their idol and BITCH IS GOING DOWN. I’ve always contemplated to what extent L acts as the indirect orchestrator of the second arc and whether the successors were even remotely part of his plans, a worst case scenario, whether in the end it’s still L that Light’s fighting against, through Near.

-Say what you want about the Wammy boys, none of them ever forget their please, sorrys and thank yous.

-Look at how out of hand things have gotten for Kira tho. His ideal world is bigger than him now, and difficult or impossible to control. It’s not entirely his anymore.

-Do you ever think of how L partially built up Kira and then Near destroyed him.

-My son is ALONE in New York?!

-”L will not be happy if we do that”?? “It would be an insult to L, who entrusted those who came after him with this case”?? Oh bb. I know past-manga it became canon that Near never even saw L, but it really doesn’t come off like that in the manga.

-It’s like L is threaded through it all. At first I was like, why did the anime end with a vision of L, the manga doesn’t seem to be that, but the more I read, the more it makes sense.

-Hahahaha, “first we must rub their faces in evidence and make them taste the misery of their defeat,” oh my God, Near.

-It’s missing L times on both sides I see, eh, Light?

-That’s such a cool panel with Near ~commanding the screens.

-My bb is decorating a Christmas tree, oh my heart, I cry.

-The fact that Commander Rester is on his knees and watches as Near expresses himself through the Lego thingies is, ugh, I love them. It’s like L created a safe space for the Task Force, and the SPK creates a safe space for Near.

-Hideki Ryuga, haha, what a throwback.

-I’m sorry, but Light Yagami will always be a multitasking king.

-The Wammy kids sure do love their handcuffs.

-”Forgive me,” Mello tells Matt, oh bless your heart.

-Oh, Mello.

-The building tension as we inch closer to the scheduled meeting is awesome.

-I love how Light doesn’t bat an eyelash at anyone’s appearance or mannerisms, like, ‘cool, yeah, idgaf unless I can use it.’

-”You have no right to be wearing L’s mask” - Light, your fanboying is showing.

-Oh Light, I don’t want to see your demise.

-Another reason I love Near’s win is that it isn’t bc Light was outwitted. Someone else made a mistake and Light again didn’t take into account that humans have wills outside of his own. Whether you call this luck or chance, it’s still perfectly in theme. It was by chance that Light got the notebook, by chance that he met Naomi, that Rem came to love Misa and did Kira’s bidding etc. It’s been chance all along, sprinkled among the machinations and calculations of perfectly prepared geniuses.

-”You are far below L” - Light, lad, even in your moment of perceived ultimate victory you’re fanboying, what is this.

-Cocky, self-assured Light sure is pretty tho.

-I’d have doubted Gevanni’s skills to copy the death note overnight had I not been convinced that such a feat is possible by Neal Caffrey.

-”Mr. Shinigami, nice to meet you. I’m Near.” ASJFDSDFADSG.

-Despite Near being Near, I don’t doubt for a second that he feels sorry for Mello’s death.

-”Too bad,” lol, Near, that’s one step away from saying “Shucks for you, Light.”

-Yes, Mello was the MVP, he saved all of your asses.

-”Let’s see you talk your way out of this one” - Lmfao, Near, the sass!

-Tbf, it was Near, Mello AND L that defeated Kira, not just Near and Mello.

-”To pursue your happiness without getting in the way of others, while respecting the rights of others, that is the way humans should lead their lives.” I mean. Yes, Light.

-Matsuda is crying :(.

-Oh, this is so ugly. It’s always ugly, in all iterations. Oh, Light.

-Shut uppp, Near eating chocolate, I cry.

-I also think it’s wishful thinking, Matsuda. It doesn’t track that Near would use the notebook to control Mikami. It goes against everything he’s stood for, he didn’t even know the pages work when ripped, and he has the notebook out there where anyone can inspect it if they wish to do so. Plus, as per the rules, apparently a person with the Shinigami eyes *can’t* be killed by a death note.

-Obha said, “Misa and Sayu WHO?”

-It is with a heavy heart that I conclude this manga, but I do like that it ended on a positive note for Near and the Task Force - cooperating again, Near surrounded by more toys than ever and still with the SPK.

[drunklander]

Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander

Thoughts on Ep. 504

Let’s make this one quick, because tbh I really dgaf about Alicia and Isiah and I’m almost done with Maas’ new book so if any other’s in the Maaslander squad wanna chat about it, I have feelings.

They’re really dragging this Bonnet thing out, aren’t they. I mean, the books did too, but they could have, ya know, AdApTeD. Le sigh.

Hallo the house is the olde timey version of texting “here” when you get to your buddy’s place.

This episode could really be titled Men Suck.

I mean really. Roger? The Browns? Bonnet? Even fucking Elijah Ford manages to suck and we never even see him!

Jamie doesn’t suck much in this episode. Which is a nice change of pace for him. But he’s been headcanon’ed beyond recognition so whatevs.

Fergus doesn’t suck. Fergus is always the exception who can hang with the ladies because he’s cool enough to be in the good squad.

I just fucking love Fergus ok.

As someone who *hates* shopping, back in the day shopping seems like my exact version of hell.

Also, like, have these fuckers not learned their lessons about not communicating? They don’t need to fucking tell everyone the whole truth, but come the fuck on. They can at least give the Ridge Squad a heads up to not fuck with rando Irishmen who may show up.

I swear, they’re all so dumb it hurts.

Also, Bree, girl. You’re talking to an old Scottish lady. Maybe don’t shit on the Irish in a way that also directly applies to her.

Alicia was Mr. Darcy’s daughter on Ripper Street, right? She looks super familiar.

I’m offended on Fergus’ behalf that they’re wasting so much of his whisky with that leaky stopper, tbh.

Ah, toxic masculinity and patriarchal bullshit. Right up there with rape as my FaVoRiTe way to demonstrate that ye olde times sucked.

It’s like dialed to 11 this episode so obvi I spent the majority of it rolling my eyes.

The Jamie and Claire with the baby stuff was solid though.

And thank fuck they refer to her as Bonnie. Like, Diana is notoriously bad with names, but come the fuck on. Alicia Brown and Alicia Beardsley in like the same few chapters? THERE ARE A LOT OF NAMES IN EXISTENCE, DIANA. IT’S OK TO BRANCH OUT A BIT.

Every time something like this comes up, I remember that there’s another random Randall but like as a first name, I think, in the Gathering Without End. Because of course.

Fergus should really be a fucking diplomat. I mean really.

I am approximately 1000% over sing-alongs with Roger. Can we hang the fucker already so he can’t talk anymore?

Yay freedom! You know what goes well with freedom? An incestuous throuple. You do you, Beardsleys.

“You’re 14.” “Uh, I am clearly in my mid-20s.” “Nope, 14.” “Cool cool. Message received.”

“Congratulations, you work fast milord.” I JUST FUCKING LOVE FERGUS SO MUCH.

Seriously, this show needs more Fergus. Also more Fergus, Bree and Marsali bonding. Like, if we’re gonna have an episode about randos, we clearly could have better used the time to have the Fraser kiddos bonding.

“When in Rome...” STFU, Roger. Cosplaying your way through history like you’re on a fieldtrip isn’t cute. It’s fucking annoying. And you wonder why Jamie doesn’t like you. You are an eminently unlikable person.

Roger would def be the guest the hosts in Westworld want to kill.

The only good part about this side-quest is that there’s so much of Jamie telling Roger he sucks. And really, I’m here for any and all of Roger being told he sucks.

Ok but literalol at how badly Caitriona/Claire knocked over her mug. She like put it down fine and then tipped it over.

Oh hey, I wonder who that rando doctor who gives the weird advice is.

Lucinda is a cinnamon roll.

“Beauchamp, Randall, Fraser, now Rawlings? Ye have another husband I should ken about?” “Well, not yet, but you know your buddy who’s in love with you? Well...”

Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp Randall Fraser Randall Fraser Grey Fraser is a very respectable name.

DON’T MAKE FUN OF THE DRINK OF FERGUS’ PEOPLE, BROWN MAN.

Literally the whole time in Brownsville all I could think was fuck, I really don’t want them to do the ABOSAA bit with them next season but I know they’re gonna and I already don’t want to waste time doing fucking recaps.

I’m bored.

Fuck there’s still half an hour left.

“What sort of man would I be if I allowed a lady to sleep out with the militia on a cold, dark night?” Idk, the kind of man whose people kidnap and rape a lady? *preemptive rage intensifies*

I know I should be freaking out that Bree’s freaking out that Bonnet kidnapped Jemmy, but all I could think of is the old podsa ads for SimpliSafe.

The Ridge needs SimpliSafay.

I fucking hate this storyline with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, but I fucking love Marsali.

Omfg I know it’s Brownsville but them all being Browns is fucking like GoT shit. Like, diversify your gene pool, y’all.

Ok, glad there’s finally a Marsali and Bree scene. But I still wish they could hang and like chat about stuff like pals.

That being said, MARSALI IS A FUCKING SAINT AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

And of course, more violence against women. Because we can’t go two seconds without reminding the audience that the past is Bad and Dangerous for women.

Also, is Marsali still preggo? Which baby are we on? What time is it? How much longer is left in this season episode?

Cute of Claire to be like hey, Rog, Jamie’s trusting you with me! His favorite thing! Like Jamie’s not actually trusting Claire with his daughter’s dipshit husband.

Oh hey, remember how Brianna can draw Bonnet fairly accurately? Sure would be nice if there was a way to, idk, show those pics to folks on the Ridge. Just spit-balling here, but like, maybe giving folks a heads up would be a good idea. Kind of like how she fuCKING COULD HAVE DRAWN ROGER LAST YEAR BECAUSE TALKING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND IS A NORMAL THING TO DO WITH FAMILY AND THEN WE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD ROGERGATE AND OMFG THE DUMB. IT HURTS SO MUCH.

Claire just fucking yeeted that baby lol.

For real though, literalol at Jamie like taking his coat off and being all dramatic as he prepares to... play DDR.

omega psi chi phi upsilon tau sigma rho pi omicron xi nu mu lambda kappa iota theta eta zeta epsilon delta gamma beta alpha

Drunk!Claire is back!

I fucking love drunk!Claire. So does Jamie.

The scene where they talk about raising the baby together is adorable. But also, like, Jamie, you’re grandparents now. All the good parts of parenting with none of the shitty parts! And y’all have been through enough shit in your lives that you deserve all the fluffy grandparenting!

“And Marsali and Fergus... Well, I’m sure they will keep the Ridge sufficiently populated if that’s what you’re worried about.” “ Yeah, that lass is with child every time Fergus lays eyes upon her.” WHERE IS THE LIE THO.

Joking aside though, they’d better keep giving Marsali more stuff to do than spit out babies. *aggressively side-eyes a certain author who DiDn’T lIkE wRiTiNg AbOuT kIdS*

Good on them for tweeting out the suicide prevention hotline. Literally the least they can do.

I’m barely really trying to give a shit about Alicia and Isiah, but alas, idgaf.

Literally the only good thing about this whole story line is Isiah being like “step the fuck off, you raging hypocrites” to Roger and Jamie.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 247: Todoroki Angst

Previously on BnHA: Ujiko started some kind of procedure on Tomura to make him even more powerful, because that’s what we were all asking for at the end of the last arc, isn’t it? “Horikoshi can you go ahead and make the homicidal nihilist even stronger please and thank you.” Well not to worry, because he’s got our backs! Meanwhile Hawks poked around the villain HQ trying to find out more details about That End Of The World Thing That’s Happening In 4 Months, and came up with squat. But he did successfully pass on his secret message to Endeavor about how “THE CHILDREN ARE OUR ONLY HOPE,” so Endeavor shrugged and was like “fine, HEY CHILDREN, LET’S GO FIGHT CRIME.” Anyways, so I was thinking, do you suppose they all just figured out they’re actually in a shounen manga? Because that would explain a lot.

Today on BnHA: Endeavor gathers the kids together and is all “so tell me about yourselves.” Deku is all “I have two quirks shut up it’s not weird” and says he wants to get better at harnessing his power so that he can use it without it being destructive. Kacchan is all “I’m already strong but I want to become better as a person” and I appreciate how the other characters are able to hold themselves back from exclaiming, “THIS KID’S REDEMPTION ARC... IT’S TOO POWERFUL...!” because I sure the fuck would have if I was there. And then Shouto is all “hey dad, friendly reminder that I’m here because I want to get stronger to reach my own goals, but you’re still a shitty dad and I hate your guts.” Endeavor, to his credit, reacts very appropriately to all three kids (including a resigned “got it” to Shouto, which was in fact the only appropriate response, so props to him for that), and dives right on in to mentoring the shit out of them. He then delivers a challenge -- defeat at least one villain without him beating them to the punch. So that should be fun, and I mean that with complete sincerity. Bring it!

(All comments are my unspoiled reactions from my initial readthrough of the chapter. I did a quick edit for grammar and clarity afterward, and added a few ETAs in the process, but aside from that there are no changes.)

oooooh shit we’re starting right on a continuation of the Fuyumi panel from last week. TODOROKI DRAMA ARC INCOMING. THIS IS IT BOYS. THE BIG ONE

omg omg omg

friendly reminder that chapter 242, in which this internship was first announced, came out on September 6. that is six whole weeks that we’ve been waiting for this internship to actually get started for real. I WAS PROMISED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND UNUSUAL INTERACTIONS AND UNLIKELY BONDS BEING FORMED. and I have been patient, because In Horikoshi We Trust, but is it finally that time now? I just need them to stop hinting at it and finally get to it before I lose my mind okay

so Endeavor is asking Baku and Deku for their character profiles

Deku: “I used to break bones on demand, now I shoot wind from my fists along with the occasional Venom Symbiote”

Bakugou: “I blow shit up and I also have your character development arc, but fast-tracked so that it kicked in before I could fully become a massive prick like you”

meanwhile Shouto just sits there pouting because as we know from the Babysitter’s Club arc (and also from the Sports Festival arc, during which he dragged Deku into a hallway and was all “time to tell you about my tragic past” completely unprompted), he actually has his own character profile on standby ready to go at a moment’s notice, but everyone just keeps it benched all the time. poor Shouto

(ETA: he will not be silenced!!)

so Endeavor is phrasing this in the weirdest way possible, asking them to state “their current ‘assignments’” lol what. at least the second part of this is clearer, with him asking what they want to gain from this internship

okay so Deku says he wants to control his power so that he can “move at max performance.” yes that’s a very good goal for you, World’s Last Hope

lmaoooo

“weren’t you the kid who broke every bone in his arms several times in succession while attempting to KO my youngest child.” way to make an impression Deku

so Deku patiently explains that, yes, but we’re WELL BEYOND the whole bone-breaking stage now and currently at the “trying to master my new SECRET POWER which is still under wraps” stage. get with the times, Endeavor

hahaha here we go. this is so painfully awkward

“yeah so I kind of have a second quirk now. you know. as one does. please ignore how the only other known person to ever have multiple quirks just so happens to be the greatest villain of all time who is currently incarcerated in Tartarus following his last stand during which the number one hero lost all his power. that’s not relevant. anyways so yeah, two quirks, it’s totally normal and not a big deal at all”

what the actual fuck is he going to do once quirks # 3, 4, 5, etc. come along? this is such a disaster it’s not even funny. and by the way, this whole time I’ve been ignoring the elephant in the room that is Katsuki’s face while Deku nearly spills the beans about his so-called secret. but let’s all just acknowledge that it’s amazing and it belongs in a museum

thankfully Endeavor has had more than enough of exercising his brain today after all of that codebreaking, and isn’t even bothering to ask any questions. instead he’s just like, “show me.” probably the right call; easier to just see wth he’s going on about rather than keep listening to this strange and incredibly suspicious explanation

here we go guys time for some BLOOP

that’s because you’re still scared of it! boy if you’re not going to listen to Katsuki then I hope Endeavor can knock some sense into you at least!

you know, Endeav may be scowling so hard his face is gonna get stuck that way, but so far he’s not half bad at this mentoring/coaching thing

really appreciate how he jumps straight into asking pertinent questions about what Deku wants to do with this new quirk, rather than being all “how the fuck do you go from breaking all of your bones to THAT”

so now Deku’s explaining how it works and says he’s been applying the same principles that he uses with Air Force

LMAOOOOO

this right here is the most accurate introduction to Deku that Endeavor could ever have possibly received. THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE CHARACTER

and it also neatly sums up his whole problem with Blackwhip as well, which is just that he’s way overthinking it. no fucking wonder he can’t do anything with it yet! he’s trying to run NASA-level calculations in his head in real time while using it, like wtf. just let loose boi

also can we stop and appreciate how both Bakugou and Shouto are just fucking done. like, Bakugou is one thing, but just look at Todoroki fucking Shouto, Deku’s #1 fan and admirer, being all “wtf I hate Deku now”

LMAO AGAIN

Burnin’ is quickly rising through my favorite character ranks. meanwhile Shouto has gleaned, quite correctly, that those were in fact words coming from Deku’s mouth. what kind of words is a mystery, but at least it’s something

omfg Endeavor can speak Deku

(ETA: one of the things I’m noticing on a reread is how Endeavor is approximately twice the size of the kids. and it’s not like they’re small or anything. but they look like toddlers next to him. he’s only 6′4″ how is he towering over them to this degree.)

I feel like Endeavor’s intelligence levels fluctuate from week to week. or even from panel to panel. enigma

so blah blah blah he’s thinking to himself “his raw power rivals All Might’s” and then -- ! LOOK AT THIS SHIT

SOFT ENDEAVOR ADOPTING DEKU WTAF. holy shit. if anyone says they saw this coming, I’m calling you out as a fucking liar. BUT I’M HERE FOR IT OMG

AND NOW THIS ONE’S TURN!

(ETA: Kacchan is 5′7″. pretty sure Endeavor is actually 8 feet tall.)

lmao Deku’s face. trying to work out what this means and whether it’s good or bad

meanwhile, after the multiple pages of extensive rambling from Deku, Endeavor is about to get an introduction from Bakugou which will likely just consist of “I WANT TO BECOME THE NUMBER ONE” with absolutely no introspection whatsoever. basically the polar opposite of Deku. gotta love it

HERE WE GO

ooh, unexpected! though still brusque. but to be fair, he’s gifted when it comes to saying a lot in few words

(ETA: out of the three, Kacchan definitely took up the least amount of time with his introspection. not bad for a kid who used to think the entire fucking world revolved around him. growth!)

now he’s bitching at Burnin’ for not having anything better to do than stand around heckling them lmao

SHE’S HERE TO PROVIDE COMMENTARY KATSUKI SHHH. in other news, today I learned that Burnin’ is actually me. huh

OH MY GOD KATSUKI IS METAING -- !! [ELBOWS MY WAY INTO THE FRONT ROW] EVERYONE FUCKING SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND LISTEN!!!!

OH MY GOD

y’all Katsuki really just fessed up and admitted to needing to work on his growth as a person rather than his physical ability. along with a NEW ADORABLE CHILDHOOD FLASHBACK, EXCUSE ME WHILE I ORDER PRINTS OF THIS TO PUT IN MY WALLET

AND HERE WE GO NOW, THE WHOLE “I WANT TO SURPASS THE NUMBER ONE” PART. BUT IT WAS SO MUCH DEEPER THAN I EXPECTED, KATSUKI YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE ME PROUD! LOOK HOW DETERMINED HE IS TO BE A BETTER PERSON

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, IF YOU’RE NOT ROOTING FOR BAKUGOU KATSUKI THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS MANGA HONESTLY

OMG ENDEAVOR

“this kid...” REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE, DOESN’T HE! OH MY GOD I NEED TO SIT AND CALM DOWN AND DRINK SOME WATER

anyway so do you love him. YOU BETTER SAY YES!!

LMAO SHOUTO COULDN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER

LET’S HEAR IT THEN, FIVE PEEPEE MAN!!

Endeavor is whipping back around on him all “I THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE TO MASTER YOUR NEW TECHNIQUE” with this look of borderline panic on his face that implies to me that it’s one thing to take on two new kids with no familiar baggage, and quite another to have to deal with his own son’s personal angst which is directly related to his own worst personal shortcomings and sins! but that’s just too bad, Endeavor! also, fuck you!

OH MY GOD TODOROKI SHOUTO HAS THE SOFTEST SADDEST EXPRESSION AND THIS SPEECH IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY WHAT THE HELL

even Kacchan has gone soft. meanwhile, is somebody cutting onions in here or

(ETA: also, Kacchan really has been promoted to best friend status, hasn’t he? or co-best friend at least. Shouto really does value their time training together, huh. “spending time with these guys.” anyways so this officially is the TodoBakuDeku arc, sorry everyone I don’t make the rules.

also! I really love how Shouto’s character development has been all about him finally figuring out what it is that he wants. one way or the other, Endeavor has been the focus of his life since childhood. everything he did was centered around him, even when it was centered around defying him. it was still always him, and never Shouto. because he’d been raised as his father’s tool, he struggled with feeling like anything he achieved was just giving his father exactly what he wanted. so he never really had the freedom to strive toward his own goals until Deku finally broke him free of that mindset. it wasn’t until he was surrounded by others who shared the same dream he’d once had that he was able to move past the toxic part of that resentment. not to say that it wasn’t justified, because it was! and is, still. but all the same, it was hurting him at least as much as it ever hurt Endeavor, if not much more so. 

so I really like the message his arc sends here, which is that forgiveness is not so much for the benefit of the one who hurt you as it is for yourself. and that’s obviously not the right word for it, by the way -- “forgiveness” -- but it’s just a placeholder for lack of a better one. because obviously as we can see, he hasn’t forgiven him, but what he has done is put that part of his past behind him. for his own sake, for his own peace, which he deserves. anyways guys Shouto is so fucking strong and I love him so damn much. shit.)

“y’all didn’t think I was gonna put the Terrible Trio together with Endeavor and not follow through on it with piles and piles of Todoroki angst,” Horikoshi says, casually filing his nails with one eyebrow raised. “c’mon”

here it comes y’all

ain’t no force on this earth more dramatic than a Todoroki. did he somehow get a wind blowing in from somewhere. aren’t they indoors

loool Endeavor getting DRAGGED LIKE AN UNTIED SHOELACE in front of these kids he just met two seconds ago, oof. “don’t forget dad, just because I’ve mellowed out a bit and accepted that I need to learn how to use my fire side doesn’t mean I don’t still hate your guts because BOY DO I.” oh damn

so your kid is justifiably pissed at you for your decade and a half of abuse, not to mention annoyed that you’re just putting it all behind you now and acting like it never happened. but it’s not like it’d make things any better if he just went back to acting like a jerk with these new kids! so here we all are, with no easy answers for this situation. what’s a 45-year-old man trying to make up for his past sins to do

(ETA: boy I just took a stroll around the ol’ fandom and a lot of people have really strong feelings about this huh. the most common sentiment seems to be “YAASSSS SHOUTO”, which I can 100% get behind. but it seems like a lot of people are also angry that Shouto is in this situation to begin with. specifically, we have the usual faction of people who are upset that Endeavor is getting any kind of redemption arc at all, and would prefer if he remained eminently hatable and shunned and detested for the rest of his days.

and look, I get it. humans are hardwired to want things to be fair. we want karma. kindness should beget kindness, and cruelty should net you the same treatment in return. reap what you sow. and while some crimes occasionally fall into a grey area, it hardly gets more black and white than Endeavor’s case. not only is there the child and spousal abuse, there’s also the incredibly dubious consent issues that arise in the case of an arranged marriage. like, there’s really no question that what he’s done is bad. so to see behavior like that “rewarded” by his becoming the number one hero, and to see people actually admiring him, and to watch him taking steps to turn his life around even as his wife and children struggle to gather the shattered pieces of their own lives -- yeah, that’s gonna trigger something in a lot of people. because it’s not fair. he hurt good people who didn’t deserve it, and all of this makes it seem like he’s getting away with it.

but here’s the thing -- there are different types of penance. there’s punishment, but there is also atonement. and Endeavor is getting his just desserts in some ways -- by being forever denied the chance to reach the goal that he worked his whole life toward, and by finally developing a conscience, the better to fully experience the remorse of knowing the pain he brought about to his family. but what’s arguably more important than that is that he also has the opportunity to try and atone for some of the terrible things he’s done, by doing good in the world now. he is a hero. his job is to help people. every day he is making the world a little better by doing that. and that, to me, is such a fascinating idea: a terrible person doing good things. and it’s something that feels almost counterintuitive, and that’s part of why a lot of people have so much trouble accepting it, I think. but it’s a fact of life, isn’t it? if good people can do bad things, then it stands to reason that the reverse is true as well. 

and I’ll just come right out and say it -- for me, if it comes down to a choice of having someone be punished, or having them be forced to do good things to atone, I’m gonna go with the latter just about every time. because while it may not feel quite as viscerally satisfying, it’s the option that produces the greatest net benefit for the world. without Endeavor, the world would have one less person out there battling evil. and as I suspect we’re going to continue to see in this arc, there are other, subtler ways that he can still do good as well.

so yeah. it’s a tricky thing. but to be honest, the ability to explore this type of complexity is one of the things I respect the most about Horikoshi’s storytelling. he’s not taking the easy way out here. he’s not giving us easy answers one way or the other. no matter what kind of resolution we get to this character arc, it’s not going to be something that will satisfy everyone. but that’s just how it is. anyways, apologies for the rant.)

hmmm Endeavor

yeah you really read that one wrong. anyway I guess it’s your turn to make a speech now

...

classic Endeavor

(ETA: actually truth be told, that was quite eloquent, and pretty much the only thing he could have said in response to all that. it’s not like he can even begin to justify all of his actions, and pretty much anything else that came out of his mouth would have come off like an attempt to dismiss his son’s feelings, or him trying to weasel out of taking responsibility. there is pretty much nothing else he can say here except for “I understand. that’s valid, and I fucked up.” which this is pretty much acknowledging. anyways this whole chapter is basically the sequel/continuation to 192 and I’m loving it omg.)

so he says he’ll watch over the three of them as a hero, and lead them in hero stuff

oh, I wasn’t going to post this panel, but now Endeavor’s saying “those are the three fundamental skills sought after from a hero” so I guess I should, huh

ooh he says that generally heroes will choose to specialize in either rescue or battle, but his policy is to kick ass at all three. well that’s one similarity between him and All Might, at least. if you’re not here to both win and rescue then what are you even doing with your life am I right

damn there really is a reason why this guy is the number one huh

okay, like. not to knock like 99% of the other heroes out there, but is anyone else sitting there thinking “wow, finally someone competent” or is it just me. like, I really do get a sense of “he’s got it all under control” from him which is lacking with pretty much all of the other heroes. no wonder society is on the verge of being in shambles. what we really need is for all heroes to be this capable, and not just All Might or Endeavor or whoever happens to be the current number one

okay, Endeavor is really out here being a genuinely good mentor, I’m speechless

holy shit

-- WHAT, NO! ARE WE ALREADY DONE?? WHY

okay but I do love that, though. it’s a perfect goal for them. difficult, but not impossible at the rate they’re growing. and it also just so happens to be something that they need to be able to do if they really are going to be the shoulders that society is resting all of its hopes upon. and last but not least, it’s something that all three of them will be able to set their minds too gladly. kick this old man’s ass, kids

anyways. ladies and gentlepeople this chapter was only thirteen pages. shortest chapter we’ve had in a minute. but at least it was densely packed! even if Shouto took up like half of it with his Daddy Issues Speech. that’s okay Shouto we always welcome your daddy angst

all in all I am satisfied. character development, and finally a clear goal for the arc. though part of me would also love it if they manage to achieve this in like the very next chapter. you never know with these wunderkinds lol

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#28)

5x05 here we go!

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“It’s the path to salvation, gentlemen.” Lol love me an Eric Taylor-ism!

Eric is...grilling meat in his office..???... while talking to Vince about his parents and TMU tryna recruit illegally?! What is the south 🤷🏻‍♀️

Holy shit, they have to play a team 250 miles away? Wild. We love an away game episode. Omg Buddy Jr.’s style....such a douchey time sartorially.

“Play Taylor Ball wooooo!” OMFG this dude is WILD, I know he’s been a coach for awhile but damn.

Ooooh Jess and Vince flirting before they get on the bus!!! Cuties.

Awww Tami keeps trying to call Julie, so sad. My heart! she just misses her daughter.

Awww is Tami making a friend? Girls’ weekend! Yes she deserves it

Lol the freestyling on the bus, amazing (with an extra lol @ Eric trying time sleep while they’re rhyming)

Omg and now of course the bus is pulled over on the side of the road! Classic!

“Triple A is for women. We’re men we don’t ask for directions and we fix our own cars.” EW BILLY toxic masculinity express

I know Jess asked for this job but like ew ten dudes peeing on the side of the road and you’re the only vagina owner around for miles? Help!

Ew Julie this romance is an awful decision, and why is this fully grown man flirting with her at a poetry reading and trying to get her to leave to get...fry bread with him? Ew.

Oh wow they’re literally going to Kingdom, Texas. Welcome East Dillon Loins. Lol Eric told the front desk to look into it 😂

Omg Eric is so confused by the hotel’s key cards 😭 I’m dying! this is so funny with the team being typical teenage boys in the background.

Billy as a coach is too much. “Get pissed!!!!!” “Tomorrow night I will be given satisfaction. Is that understood?” “Coach.” “Yeah?” “This is supposed to be a walk through.” “We’re done.” Stop it😂

lol the detail of the one woman with kids fleeing the hotel pool as soon as the thirty teenage boys jump in? so good and accurate.

I feel like this deal with Vince and his dad and Eric isn’t gonna work out...

I hate this TA! “oh I’m so *quirky* with my fry bread place I found by ‘getting lost’.” Yeah Buddy you also stalked a freshman girl to a poetry reading and whisked her away from her studies. Smh!

Oh wow I love how they show that Eric can hear Tinker, Vince, and Luke like right away, standing outside the hotel.

“It’s too damn quiet. I miss my cop cars and crackheads.” Me when I’m out of the city for too long lol

This is a wholesome talk, reminds me of the riggins-saracen field talks before big games.

Omg Tinker took mini bar shit and watched porn? Dying 😂 “My roommate’s in there having a film festival rn so let me tell him to stop.”

Wow these kingdom assholes are talking so much shit!! And the refs aren’t doing anything!!

Did someone just say “go back to Africa?” to them?!?! Jesus Christ mask off huh? Fuck these racists!

Oh gr8, Karl from TMU in Vince’s dad’s ear, I’m sure that’ll end well.

Yesss East Dillon!!! Take it back!

“I’m glad you won your game, but I need you to calm it down.” Knew this front desk guy would show up again.

Aw poor Jess got pussyblocked by the team. Boooo

Ew Julie’s still driving around in the car with this douchebag who’s “showing her how to get lost” and has now said the line “I can’t stay out much longer, I need to work on my thesis” two times??? Get out of here, this dude is a corny creep!

Ew now creepy Derek is talking about him and his wife Alison who “like each other but don’t love each other” or “the other way around.”

But at least julie’s mentioned Matt now...he is not just a guy in Chicago! Ew this is gross.

“Quit getting grease on the cards.” Lol Buddy is too much.

Where did Hastings take them lol

“All the way to State,” Vince and Luke in the trailer. Awww.

Aw, Tami having her girls’ night! “I’ve been drinking.” “I’m with laurel, and we’ve been drinking.” “What are y’all wearing?” “Okay I gotta go now.” LMAOOO

“This man called me his brother and last year he punched me in the face.” Lol Luke and Vince really have come so far.

Drunk Luke is so funny omfggg and damn! Buddy Jr. managed to make out with someone? I’m impressed.

“I would walk through fire for you guys.” “That’s love.” Omg no Hastings looking at the actual bonfire and saying “you would?” Don’t make him prove it!!

“Is one of you Julie Taylor?” OMG IS THIS THE WIFE???

“No no no. You’re not special, you’re not the first.” Damn Alison, you’re yelling “Julie Taylor is a slut” all through the library but also like why are you still married to this guy who preys on 18 year olds? once a cheater always a cheater I am just AH!

Omg what! are they branding Luke?? Ew

“Doesn’t look that fun actually.” Same buddy jr, same!

“Idiots.” Correct response, Jess. Poor girl. Didn’t even get laid and now she has to bandage up these hungover teenage boys.

Gracie is soooo cute

Oh nooooo did Julie just come home bc of the TA thing.....oh no....

“Coach, this is my team, I ride home with my team.” Okay Vince 🥺 my heart

Did they almost leave Buddy Jr. behind while he was leaving the “how about that second coming kingdom” thing on the sign?? Ah round of applause when he boards the bus! They’ve all accepted him now! Nice.

“Coach are we home yet?” “Nope but we’re getting there; slowly but surely we’re getting there.” Beautiful. What a show!

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Cute Earth High Defense Club Love (Season One) V1

#1 is…Atsushi! 

He’s the most normal out of all the characters, to be honest

When he sees you, it’s nothing spectacularity radiant, per se

There’s a pretty girl in his school! cool! 

The strangest part is that it’s an all-boys school, so naturally, he’s confused

Through a series of plot shenanigans, you’re there as an exchange student

And he’s been told he has to help you get settled!! 

He introduces you to the Earth Defense Club, and slowly you two grow acclimated with each other 

While you’re friendly to everyone else, there’s something different between you and him 

It’s chemistry, and even Ryuu wouldn’t dare poke it 

One afternoon, someone asks you out via love letter, all the extra stuff

And you turn them down as politely as you can 

But thanks to the indifference, the boy gets offended 

He turns into a letter-shaped monster, and the Battle Lovers have to step in 

Atsushi is both appalled and terrified 

Did the monster hurt you??

Why did the monster appear around you? 

Was it something to do with you? 

He spends half of the battle just covering you 

And once the monster starts spewing slander, Atsushi is having none of it.

Whatever the monster says, Atsushi refutes, defending you until the rest of the battle is at a standstill and he’s just bickering with the monster. 

Eventually, Atsushi practically makes the monster choke on respect women juice, and on behalf of the passed out student, Atsushi begins apologising non-stop to you

You’re confused as hell 

The internet-famous Battle Lovers know you??

All you can see is the blurred out faces, and the blue one, the self-declared Piercing Prince, Epinard, seems to be constantly hanging over you 

And honestly 

He’s a cutie 

This results in a sailor moon-esque situation 

Where you have a crush on Epinard, Atsushi has a crush on you, and he’s miserable upon realising what he’s done 

Does he reveal that he’s Epinard???

Honestly, probably not on purpose  

I can absolutely see them talking about it and he’s like ‘do i always have to yell out im Epindard’ and he turns and sees you 

And you’re like ‘????? excuse me???’ 

Which results in more shenanigans 

#2 is…Yumoto! 

babey boye 

He falls for the flirting every time 

He reciprocates as best as he can, but for the most part, it’s just him being soft 

He hugs you so much omfg 

It gives Wombat a break, and though you don’t know he’s a talking wombat, he’s all for you being there 

What’s interesting is that he’s telling everyone he’s gonna marry you

And since most of the ppl in the school are bros, no one’s told you 

Which gets awkward 

Because he’s 200% told you that he loves you 

But you take it as ‘:D! I love platonic love between my Friends! :D!’ 

So it becomes a Situation that everyone gets second-hand embarrassment from 

Yumoto has told his brother that he’s gonna marry you and you’d be the bathhouse’s Okami 

But you’re thrown for a loop when Gora asks you when you and Yumoto started dating 

And you’re like ‘??????’ 

This results in a brief but stern conversation between Gora and Yumoto 

And Yumoto feels guilty, of course

But you’re so sweet! And you flirt with him!! Doesn’t that mean you like him??

It’s a bit of a wakeup call, but he’s still only got two brain cells

You gotta cut him some slack 

For about a day, he chills out, though he’s melancholy 

After that he’s back to being oblivious and sweet 

#3 is…Kinshiro! 

Did someone say ‘emotionally constipated teenager who’s in a rivalry with his childhood best friend for the girl they like but he has no idea how to approach her due to the fact stated above (he is emotionally constipated)’???

no????

Ok that’s valid

But you want a polyamorous relationship???

He and Atsushi are gonna be your best bet. 

This boye is completely lost when it comes to wooing you 

He thinks you’re graceful in a quiet sense

And while you’re a flirt and a meme lord, you’re also yourself 

Ibushi notices almost off the bat 

And he’s like ‘my guy, my dude...my cousin??? Fr???’ 

Kinshiro is crazy confused and embarrassed 

He’s always considered himself to have tunnel vision

But then you pass by and he gets a whiff of your shampoo and 

Oh no 

he gets kinda lightheaded and blushy but wipes it away fast 

Whenever you pop by to say hi to Ibushi he completely freezes 

Like he just stops moving altogether

 It’s something you, Ibushi, and Akoya have noticed 

Y’all exchange glances every time he freezes while sipping tea 

The MOMENT he realises you like Epinard he gets lowkey pissed

 Do you seriously like that barbaric, stupid Battle Lover??

He’s like ‘I’m elite, graceful, rich. I’m the better choice :(‘ 

Make him drink just a bit of respect women juice 

But he’ll be very, very soft for you

And after he finds out about Atsushi being Epinard and Atsushi likes you?? 

Well, it’s two birds with one stone 

He’ll do his best to hint that he likes you, but Akoya and Ibushi have to help him along 

Especially Ibushi, since he’s your cousin 

Get ready for a flood of thoughtful but expensive gifts

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure V2 

(Note: If you want a poly relationship, all three of these lads have convenient best friends...👀)

#1 is…Josuke!! 

Mans is a himbo (refer to chat) 

Sure he’s got like, one brain cell, but it’s dedicated to you!! 

He’s a bit of a flirt, too, so be ready to fend off the fangirls 

Since fangirls in the 90’s were chiller than ones in, say, the 80’s, they mostly respect that he’s got a girlfriend 

But the moment one of them tries to hurt a hair on your head, it’s game over 

Now

The thing about it is that you get shy 

But your shy is looking scary as hell 

So all they see is a glare that would make the devil run, and they bail 

Josuke relates to your fear of bugs!!

He’s not fond of turtles, so you guys can have each other’s back!! 

If you want to draw him something, he can and will frame it in the best frame he can convince Joseph to buy 

Is it gold foil?? Maybe 

Before y’all get together, he pines like no other 

He’ll start frequenting places you go to just because he wants to see you

And he doesn’t think it’s creepy but gets worried that you will 

But he thinks you’re incredible 

It’s something makes him short circuit a bit 

You: :) 

Josuke: Now Playing: Beautiful Girl (Alternate Version) [Tempo Track] - Jimmie Thompson, Gene Kelly & Lennie Hayton (Singin’ In The Rain) (1952) 

#2 is…Johnny!

Southern boye drank his respect women juice after he got shot 

And once he sees you???

He CHUGS it 

First off this is like the late 1880’s so anyone who bathes is probably stellar 

So he, too, has the Joestar Blessing of having Beautiful Girl play on repeat 

But as soon as you start flirting???

He’s GONE 

I mean this in the most literal sense 

He’s a good Christian boye (theoretically) 

So once you talk about dating him he flushes bright red

He’s aware that you’re just flirting, but oh hmmm 

He starts crushing fast 

Plus if you don’t judge him or think he’s weaker for being in a wheelchair? 

Give him a second he’s trying to find a ring 

He might be in a wheelchair but he’s in no way inadequate, if you get what I mean 👀

(who am I kidding, of course you do) 

Considering that memes weren’t much of the thing in the 1800’s if you find some, he probably wouldn’t understand them 

But he does enjoy when you play the piano 

But let’s say there’s a stand attack

And you just bust out knives??? 

instant boner 

#3 is… Joseph!

Flirt, but times two 

Y’all make anyone blush 

No one’s safe 

And with each other??

It can get foul, fast 

Does Lisa Lisa step in?? 

No, not really 

She’s not gonna interfere at Joseph’s chances of getting laid 

Plus she approves so!! 

Catch him trying to flex while you’re around 

Be it him trying to beat Cesar’s ass (and failing) or literally flexing, he wants to impress you 

And while he knows that you’re a flirt for the sake of being one, he also gets a bit nervous when you flirt with others

Especially if he hasn’t confessed, actually confessed, yet

Plus, he’s got a special arm 👀

Y’all know what’s up 

@matchupdomain @peeshposheddie

[dotthings]

About the mirror scene in SPN 14.10 and Dean’s battered but powerful sense of self

Don’t think I talked about this yet...the Dean in the mirror scene. OMFG.

The ep reiterated 3x, from Jack, from Sam, from Cas, that Dean is strong, with Cas adding a variation that Dean is “more than strong” which I think reflects the admiration Cas has always had for Dean, and even more, the more he knows Dean. This ep was very much about--literally--going into Dean’s head and what makes him tick. It continued the season thread about what does Dean really want, it address Dean as more than just the blunt instrument, some sense of purpose beyond just hunting but without getting out of the world of hunting, it nodded to some of Dean’s personal wants with his own brain writing subtext for that, it had--literally--Sam and Cas surrounded by Dean’s traumatic memories and Sam and Cas commenting on their understanding of what makes Dean tick (and they were pretty astute). There was so much about how loved Dean is by Sam, Cas, and Jack and how much they want him back, and how they see him as strong.

This isn’t anyone putting too much on Dean or expecting him to shoulder it all, it’s an accurate acknowledgment of an inner strength--something demonstrated when, with the help of his family, Dean traps Michael in the storage closet of his mind and then it’s Dean himself who holds the door closed as Michael rages and throws things and bangs and bangs at the door. The smooth, elegant, vicious Michael losing it like that, showing in the end even if he’s AU Michael, he’s cut from the same cloth as Lucifer. His rage is frightening. 

And that’s what Dean by sheer force of will locks away in a box in his mind (oh which btw, one of my early season specs wondered if Michael might be locked away inside Dean’s mind...he wasn’t yet, but now he is). Michael’s strength and rage vs. Dean’s mental strength.

Dean’s sense of self is damaged from all the trauma, from John’s conditioning, from being parentified from the age of four, from being taught he’s worthless outside of saving his little brother, but his sense of self has also always been powerful. It’s always fought back. Dean’s ability to love is massive and it’s a strength and a weakness. His sense of independence and free will, which was at times at odds with his hero worship of his father, and Dean’s persona being constructed in part based on John. But Dean also built his own persona and his own mask and developed his own interests as much as he could, within the limits of the life and what trauma and abuse did to him. Dean’s tastes and wants and needs and fears and sense of humor and dorkiness and badassery are stand-outs. 

Now he’s got a monster trapped inside of him he has to keep contained as long as he can. That mirror scene. Giving himself a pep talk. It’s just you. It’s all you. Trying to drown out Michael’s screaming and the bang-bang-bang of Michael rattling at the door.

It’s a battle of wills and Dean’s sense of self, as it did with the MoC, can hold its own, but not forever.

The fact is Dean’s sense of self is very powerful, but it’s battered, and he often has to use it to fend off the wolves. It gets buried and lost at times. But it’s there and it is strong.

But think how much worse things would be if Dean didn’t have such a strong sense of self. 

We’ve seen Sam do it at moments. I’ve got him. We’ve seen Cas do it, when he pushed down Lucifer so he could save Sam and save Dean, while Cas was in such a despairing place at that point and mostly passive, he also was determined to carry through this mission and he could push down Lucifer at moments. Also Lucifer, with Cas, used the method Michael finally learns to use with Dean--he uses contentment, a sense of safety. Cas in the bunker kitchen watching TV. Lucifer used a different method with Sam, demoralization, persuasion. Michael drowned Dean in his own trauma, and then on the second try, used contentment. Sam and Cas have strong sense of selves too, and like Dean, they are damaged, but powerful. 

But I think Dean of the three is the one most able to keep up this sustained inner battle longer. This isn’t just breaking free of possession for a few seconds for what’s needed. Dean’s got Michael locked inside there and can keep this up continuously for...a while. Days, weeks at most, I’m guessing. Or indefinitely but if it’s indefinite Dean will lose his mind. He will lose his sense of self and the containment of Michael will break.

All this time, many of us, including myself, we look at the damage in Dean’s sense of self and how that could be repaired and that’s valid and that is I think a thread spn has been doing, but all this time, also, this part of the story is also about how strong Dean’s sense is. The story is often about Dean’s mighty sense of vs. all that assails against it. Dean containing Michael is a main event smackdown for that. I’ve got him. 

It’s just you...it’s just you...it’s all you. Dean moves from a self-encouraging mantra to Dean feeling the full weight of what he has to hold off the monster screaming and pounding trapped in his head, and his head bows as he feels the weight of it. 

[mtvswatches]

Crazy Ex Girlfriend 4x08 I’m Not the Person I Used to Be

Stray thoughts

1) OMG I’m Other Rebecca!

2) This looks like a smut fanfic…

…except no one asked for it?

3) OMG!! What is it with Rebecca and shit?

REBECCA: Hey, I'm sorry I stunk up the toity yesterday.

JOSH: Oh, no problem. Made my eyes tear up, but, uh, I needed a good cry.

4) I fucking love when this show goes all meta!

5) And they did it again!!!

HEATHER: How long are you here for?

VALENCIA: For the rest of the series! …of holidays, I mean.

Is this going to be a thing in this episode? Because I love it!!

6) This scene was – in Heather’s words – THE BEST.

Okay, based on your face when you were looking at the guest list, my guesses are we're dealing with a frenemy, a nemesis or an ex. So it's an ex. Wait, no. But you dated Josh all through high school. So you cheated.  Oh, you really cared about this person. Oh, my God, you were in love. And nobody knows. Whoa. This is so juicy. Wait, wait, was it a girl? Oh, it was the first girl. Wait, is she here yet? Have you seen her? Oh, okay. So she's not here yet, but she's on the list. Okay, I am on it, I am gonna figure this all out.

I just love how well they know each other, and even though this is obviously exaggerated and played for laughs, it’s a quite accurate depiction of female friendship. When you really know your friends, it’s quite easy to read them and know what they’re thinking just by looking at their facial expressions.

7) So this is the episode, this is the episode where he gets back? Right? Btw, I nearly died when this happened…

REBECCA: Anyway, am I… I can't believe I'm saying this Am I meant to be with Nathaniel or Josh or both or neither?

VALENCIA: Neither.

HEATHER: Neither.

REBECCA: Right, of course. Because the idea of "meant to be" is a lie perpetuated by Western culture.

VALENCIA: No. You're meant to be with Greg.

HEATHER: Wait, you think that? I totally think that.

VALENCIA: Everyone thinks that.

Seriously, it made me feel so good inside and giddy to hear both of them validate how I FEEL. Yes, Rebecca is meant to be with Greg.

Now I’m getting nervous because I know he’ll show up soon. It is his high school reunion, after all. But “he” won’t be “he”anymore, and I’m not sure if the show will be able to pull off this switcharoo you know? Okay, I have to continue watching, don’t I?

8) I see what you’re doing, show…

REBECCA: Okay, look, the only way the only way… The only way Greg would ever be my "meant to be" is if we were in some sort of sci-fi weird parallel alternate universe where he was just a completely different person.

I swear to god, I just got chills when I heard his voice in the background. I’m not ready for this. I’ve been waiting two years for Greg to be back and yet this wasn’t what I was waiting for? What if I don’t like Greg anymore? I’m scared! Okay, I’m going to hit play again…

9) So here he is…

He does look Greg-ish, I must admit.

So, the idea is that this is how Greg has always looked to everyone but since Rebecca wasn’t mentally stable at the time they were together she saw him differently? Is that it? I mean, we always tend to see people differently after some time apart. And Rebecca has changed a lot since Greg last saw her, so that’s probably why she’s seeing him differently. Both of them have probably changed a lot.

10) OMG they did it again, the entire conversation!

GREG: No, I'm-I'm here on winter break. I'm actually back for the whole rest of the series… of holidays. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and the finale…. Valentine's Day.

HECTOR: Valentine's Day. I guess that is the logical end of our series… of holidays.

11)

12) I love Heather so much…

13) Josh had a literally one good thing going on in his life right now – being prom king at his reunion – and it was all a lie!

14) Now, this was quite a revelation…

GREG: I got to confess, I've been back a few times.

REBECCA: You have?

GREG: Yeah, uh, I just thought it would be best if you and I didn't see each other.

REBECCA: So you were back in town and no one told me?

GREG: Well, I may have asked them not to. I did. Yeah, I did.

Question is… does he know about Rebecca and his dad? And everything that happened in the last two years?

15) The clean slate thing works considering he is literally a different person – at least physically, what he says sounds pretty Greg-ish to me – but it’s the easy way out for Rebecca… Sleeping with Greg’s dad is probably at the top of the worst things she’d done (and yes, I’m including pushing Trent off the balcony.)

16) OMG we’re getting a new Greg and Rebecca song, I can’t believe it.

Okay, show, I think you did it. You got Greg back and you didn’t piss me off in doing so. And of course the Greg and Rebecca song is amazing and it’s the first one this season that I actually love. I had to go back and watch it again.

I really didn’t believe they could pull this off, and I really don’t know how they did it, but it worked? Listening to these two sing to each other about their history together and seeing them reconnect… my heart was swelling with joy.

Also, I loved the fact that they made it clear Greg is still sober.

Is it weird that even though he’s clearly a different person, I do see Greg?

17) Man, I loved every Heather/Valencia scene in this episode! And damn, Valencia, that story is the thing great love stories are made of!

18) So… does Greg’s dad really have to talk to him about sleeping with Rebecca or was Greg trying to get Rebecca to fess up?

19) Yes, Rebecca, you make total sense…

I mean, he basically told her he didn’t feel for his ex-girlfriend the same way he’d felt for her, right? I wouldn’t want to fess up either...

20) WAIT, WHAT?!!!

HEATHER: What? It was Father Brah?

VALENCIA: Joseph. He never got the letter. My love letter was in his jacket in Hector's trunk for 12 years?!

OMFG this show just blew my mind!! He was going to marry Valencia and Josh, right? He was always giving Josh advice about his relationship with her? Is this why he decided to become a priest? WHAT IN THE HELL?!

21) I’m HEATHER, THIS IS HOW I FEEL WATCHING THIS EPISODE!!

22) A GEORGE SONG?!!! CAN THIS EPISODE GET ANY BETTER?!!!

Another catchy tune!! Love the Hollaback Girl homage! And I laughed so hard! “We learned to cry while you were popular!”

23) My shipping heart is killing me right now…

24) Oh, dang, indeed!

25) OH ME GERDS!!

Paula is going to freak out when she reads all those texts, isn’t she?

26) I SHIP THIS? A PRIEST AND A PARTY PLANNER?

What is this episode doing to me?

27) thIS FUCKING EPISODE, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Okay, it makes sense, Valencia is in a good relationship and she is very much in love with her girlfriend. And I’m sure Father Brah didn’t become a priest just because Valencia didn’t choose him. At least they got closure and knowing the truth about what happened definitely changes how they will look back on those memories.

28) OMG they were about to kiss and she told him!

I’m kind of sad she ruined the moment, but it had to be done. Good for you, Honest Rebecca, I’m proud!

29) Greg’s reaction was not what I had expected. He did freak out a little, but he was mostly surprised at how Rebecca came clean and owned up to probably the shittiest thing she could’ve done to him. He didn’t punch any walls (awwing at the reference!) And yes, Rebecca has changed, too. For the better. Old Rebecca? She would’ve lied and schemed and manipulated to prevent him from finding out until ultimately everything would’ve blown up in her face.

And I loved the fact that he’s the one to acknowledge they both have changed.

30) Paula’s ending scene!! I loved her reaction to all the texts from Rebecca as if she was seeing the situation unfold in front of her in real time. It was perfect!

31) This episode… is definitely my favorite episode this season! I just loved EVERYTHING about it? The Heather/Valencia/Father Brah B plot, Greg’s return, Hector’s obsession with the speech and the 2-hours lunch, Rebecca’s texts, the songs, the meta!

It was an amazing episode that reminded us why we love this show so much and why it is SO GOOD.

The writers knew the odds were against them in bringing back Greg with a different actor in the role, so they brought their A game and delivered a nearly perfect episode, one that I’m sure will be remembered as one of the best in the series.

And of course they had to amp up the meta jokes in this one - they were bringing back one of their main characters but played by a different actor, they had to make a meta-commentary about it. But I really enjoyed how organically they weaved the behind the scenes stuff into the storyline - they made the fact that they were recasting a character emotionally relevant for the characters.

I also love how all the storylines had a common thread and in a way reflected back to Rebecca’s storyline - Father Brah and Valencia missing their shot kind of echoes Greg and Rebecca’s story, although they might get a second chance now; Josh discovering this whole new side to the high school experience he’d never noticed before kind of mirrors Rebecca seeing Greg in a new light; Paula missing out on the events of the whole night and catching up in a few minutes probably mirrors Greg’s journey in this episode.

I was very hazy about the decision to cast a different actor to play Greg, but I also knew that if any show and any group of writers could pull it off, it was CEG. And God bless them, they did! I’m not saying I’m totally sold on New Greg yet, but I feel like I will. I feel like I will grow to love this Greg as well. And I think the fact that they were able to achieve that - the possibility of viewers falling in a love with a recast character - is a feat in itself.

This show is such a blessing, I swear! I can’t wait to rewatch this episode!

Sorry if I got a bit rambly and incoherent there, I just enjoyed this episode a lot!

32) Hope you enjoyed my recap, and, as usual, if you’ve got this far, thank you for reading! If you enjoy my recaps and my blog, please consider supporting it on ko-fi.Thanks!

[flameintheblacknight]

Since someone out there may be curious:

Anya binges Red Vs Blue: A record

(with appearances from the Discord Crew)

1/23/18:

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:35 PM

so like

i have a bad idea

imma binge watch red vs blue

why?

iunno

someone stop me

Boi-Last Tuesday at 1:36 PM

Uh...

Best of luck?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:36 PM

...that's not stopping me.

PheNoamenon-Last Tuesday at 1:36 PM

The one season of rvb I saw wasn't that good

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:37 PM

i mean, there has to be a reason people like it, right? Might as well watch it and find out.

 And two episodes later…

 I think I'm in love

this seems like something good

PheNoamenon-Last Tuesday at 1:42 PM

#random-tv-shows

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:42 PM

aye aye

 ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 1:45 PM

Have fun with RVB @Amazeanya the loved~

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:45 PM

I will!

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:50 PM

I actually cried during one of the seasons. So have fun.

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:50 PM

well, that bodes well

joy

But really though, I think I've laughed more watching the first two episodes of this than I have in a while, so that bodes well!

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:52 PM

There are mood swings. Also, I need to rewatch it too

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 1:52 PM

Upupupupu~

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:53 PM

I wonder if it’s still on netflix

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 1:53 PM

13 seasons of it

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:53 PM

...holy fuck

Why am I watching it on youtube when I could be on Netfli--oh, wait, that's right, because I love my laptop

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 1:53 PM

14 and 15 you'll have to do via RT or YT

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:54 PM

I would recommend doing them through YouTube. Playlists are nice

PheNoamenon-Last Tuesday at 1:54 PM

One playlist I found had s1 mwsswd up, I think it was RT's, so make sure

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:55 PM

Hmm, yeah, it does seem like the playlist is a bit screwy, so I'll just use the standard video-jumping feature.

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:56 PM

Or use Netflix

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:56 PM

I'll use Netflix later!

When I'm at like, my grandparents or something.

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:56 PM

...? Why not now?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:57 PM

Because I am lazy and I don't want to drag out my iPad or ask my mom what the netflix account password is... actually, you know, might as well just pull out the ipad

holy shit

I think someone in my family's watched it

It has nearly full watch-bars for seasons 1-4

Magical Girl Zunko-Last Tuesday at 1:58 PM

I mean

It’s a popular show

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 1:59 PM

true

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 2:05 PM

screw it, back to youtube, that's easier to handle, and they at least tell me who's speaking

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 2:07 PM

Captions tho

But understandable

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 2:07 PM

My captions don't say who's speaking, for unknowable reason

so... back to the one with good subtitles!

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 2:08 PM

Enjoy-

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 2:09 PM

I will!

dammit, Donut, that's

that's not remotely anything like a fucking store

omg

it's like

i'm seeing all the pieces to disaster line up in front of my eyes and

i am loving every second of it?

and thus a capture the flag war is won.

how the hell do they manage to create a coherent storyline with callbacks and brick jokes in the form of like, a few episodes that don't go longer than 5 minutes?

Episode 8 and I'm worried for some reason

oh shit

oh shit

oh no oh shit

fucking tanks

this is going to end... badly

oh fuck

what the fuck?

You do not do this to me this fucking early in the show, dammit

Why

what the

fuck

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I

um

is he dead?!

holy fucking

holy fuCKING(edited)

I

WOW

somehow I have more reactions to this than I did to RWBY

I have no idea why, I just do

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:04 PM

omg

I just

is he dead, tho?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:04 PM

Keep watching

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:04 PM

I am

Oh, hey, Sarge. Been wondering where the fuck you were.

omfg

Goodbye, stupid-ass tank that killed Church. No-one will mourn you.

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:06 PM

Poor Sheila

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:07 PM

Sheila's a tank tho? One that fucking... killed Church? I mean. Why mourn the tank?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:08 PM

Also, they don’t show up in the playlist, but you should watch the miniseries. I think that the first one takes place concurrently with season 4, but I could be wrong

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:09 PM

Hmmm, so, when I reach season 4, hunt down the miniseries, got it.(edited)

...okay what the fuck

okay, what the FUCK

okay, I'll... accept this as a thing that I am seeing and hearing.

So... okay then.

Trying to rationalize this will just lead me down the path of madness so...

okay then

who the fuck is this "Tex"? And why is a warning needed?

Church, get to the point plz

okay then, that was mildly horrifying and completely impossible.

A PERSON WOULD BE DEAD THE SECOND THEIR SKULL WAS RIPPED OUT

THA-IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

tucker, no

tucker, you could've, iunno, listened to your dead friend?

wait what

no

don't

TEX, THE FUCK?!

I GET YOU'RE A MERCENARY AND ALL BUT

DAMMIT

DON'T

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:26 PM

Miniseries guide: Out of Mind and Recovery One should be watched after Season 4 but before Reconstruction (Season 6) Relocated should be watched after Reconstruction MIA and Where There's A Will, There's A Wall I would recommend watching some point after Season 9

and I don't think any of the others are canon, so they're more 'watch for fun' along with the PSAs

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:26 PM

gotcha

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:27 PM

Anya, you watching Red Vs Blue?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:27 PM

yes

Currently on Season 1, episode 11

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:27 PM

ooooooh boi

You're in for a ride : P

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:28 PM

Season 10 is probably my favourite

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:28 PM

i've been told it's a ride. and i can see why.

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:28 PM

but I haven't seen a season that I've disliked in any way, shape, or form

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:29 PM

becauSE HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THOSE PAST FEW EPISODES

AAAAAA

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:29 PM

You haven't even scratched the surface yet

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:29 PM

oh boy

oh shit

oh shit shit shit

what is that on Donut's head?!

GAH

THE FUCK JUST

WHAT HAPPENED?!

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM

me in every episode of this fucking show

Boi-Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM

Well...

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM

Oh that bodes fucking well

Boi-Last Tuesday at 3:35 PM

I think I'll pass on ever watching RvB if this is the reaction to the first season.

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:35 PM

lol

you probably should pass

Boi-Last Tuesday at 3:35 PM

Yep, I think so.

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM

Oh, hey ghost-Church. I've heard this was all filmed on like. some Halo thing for the first season, right?

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Yep

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:38 PM

So, they'd have to come up with logical... ish reasons for in-game things like the flags being returned.

which they did

Tucker, you're a bad liar.

omfg

the store and elbow grease thing

fucking brick jokes

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:40 PM

Gotta get that headlight fluid : P

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:40 PM

lol

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 3:40 PM

Uh oh, the lights are dim! Better put some more fluid in there!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:42 PM

what

wait what

UM WHAT

CHURCH, IMMA NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN SOME MORE

I what

UM

FUCKING WHT

SURE?!

OKY

WHAT WAIT

TEX IS CHURCH'S EX-GIRLFRIEND?!

okay, sure

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Last Tuesday at 3:49 PM

xD

I love reading Anya's reactions to Red vs Blue

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 3:50 PM

So like

wait a fucking minute

infused her armor with an AI?

I, um, how(edited)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

ahahahaha

who the fuck pronounces both like "bolth"?

it makes no goddamn sense

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:57 PM

that's RVB for you

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:04 PM

wait

"Sidew-"

As in, like, the planet Church was on before Blood Gulch??

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

confusion

aaah... dammit Church, your Sarge impression... it's shit

church. you're making me hurt inside. please stop

Church... you could've explained that... when Sarge and Simmons weren't there

omfg

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM

Puhuhuhu~

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:10 PM

omfg

ed, could you not

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:10 PM

;P

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:11 PM

caboose, no

don't

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:11 PM

There's a saying one of my friends say all the time to sum up this show. Would you like to hear?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:11 PM

yes

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:11 PM

"Things got better, but things got worse."

;P

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:11 PM

That... that seems accurate

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:12 PM

You haven't seen anything yet

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:14 PM

OH FUCKING

FUCKITY

is it weird at all that i screamed a little when I heard that fucking tank in the spirit world?

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:21 PM

Pfft-

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:21 PM

dammit, rvb, you do not

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

Wait wha

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

I was all fucking shook

then

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

OH!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

DAMMIT

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

OML

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

lmao

How does that work, tho?

How does CPR save you.... when you've been shot

in the head

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:23 PM

Science

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:24 PM

@best bubbles can CPR save a dying person who's been shot in the head?

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:25 PM

SCIENCE!

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 4:25 PM

No

No it cannot

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:25 PM

knew it

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Last Tuesday at 4:25 PM

Why was that even a question

PheNoamenon-Last Tuesday at 4:25 PM

because someone did it in rvb

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Last Tuesday at 4:26 PM

I'm aware of that

But like

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:26 PM

SCIENCE!

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Last Tuesday at 4:26 PM

It didn't need confirmation

Doc even says in the show that it shouldn't be possible, I think

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:27 PM

who's Doc?

friendly reminder I'm not even out of Season 1

ArcherM-Last Tuesday at 4:28 PM

CHANDY NO- tackles SPOILERS MATE

Shh(edited)

Don't worry about it

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM

...okay

sure

sooo, now that I know the name of the place... I'm like 99.5% sure Sarge was, at some point, stationed at Sidewinder. This may be canon, and I'm just too dumb to pick up on it right now, but. Eh.

wow

the things one does for love, it seems

I mean, I'm all for the Red Team not dying.

you know. Donut could've been given any other type of armor, but noooo

the guys at red command just had to go with pink

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:52 PM

It's lightish red Anya

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:53 PM

it's goddamn pink

CABOOSE, NO

I STG

sigh

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:57 PM

How to sum up Red VS Blue in two words

"CABOOSE NO"

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 4:58 PM

no kidding

pffffffffffffft

rip Church, stopped by Sarge fucking up the whole getting Lopez a communication feature, and making it so Lopez could only speak in spanish

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 5:04 PM

oh shit

Sheila's back online

oh shit

TEX

....what the shit?

WHAT THE SHIT

WHY DO I HAVE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FEELING NOW?!

OH, WAIT, I KNOW WHY, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING DEEP VOICE AND MY SUSPICION THE VOICE IS RELATED TO THE FUCKING

AI

who the fuck is this purple guy

"whatever you do, don't" WHAT?

what the fuck isn't purple guy supposed to do?!

wait wait wait

wait wait wait

hold the fuck up

Did they just get a different thing to film these with in between seasons

or does Church look less ghosty now

ooooooh

that makes sense

woah, Reds coming in with a sneak attack!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 6:00 PM

omg, even the subtitles changed from DuFresne to Doc whenever he speaks

lmao

omfg, even the show itself is in on it

...surrender? Hmmmm.

...uh oh

omg

Caboose is down a toe

huh

they've all been drinking fucking

condiments

everything makes sense now

except how they're still alive

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 6:16 PM

Except Church

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 6:16 PM

yeah

but then again, by this point

he's a ghost

in a robot

so I'm not sure he counts

please, please don't flip the fucking switch

it can't end well

Boi-Last Tuesday at 6:26 PM

*insert Nintendo Switch ad sound effect*

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 6:26 PM

dammit

lol

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 6:28 PM

where are you at, Anya?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Tuesday at 6:29 PM

Season 2, Episode 23

halfway or so through the episode

Actually, I should just say Episode 23, shouldn't I?

what the hell is that beeping?!

WHAT THE HELL

oh no

OH BOY

 1/24/18

you know, reading these, it makes me sound like I was going insane.

...

back to going insane!

everyone in this goddamn canyon is weird, tho

omfg

omfg

the fucking elbow grease joke

I really don't think this is a good idea, guys. Sure it makes logical sense but... are we sure you guys can't just find a robot engineering for dummies book somewhere?

sigh

don't

please don-- dammit(edited)

DAMMIT

god fucking dammit

lmao

wait... so, if the reds actually think to look, they can see ghost-Church too?

maybe

iunno

only Simmons seems to have kinda noticed him so far

eh

those primary objectives tho

god

fucking

dammit

omg

Oh, look, an April Fools' day episode!

you can tell by the fact that this episode isn't remastered

what the fuck

i

is this

lmfao

This is fucking wonderful

oky, back to the actual show

at this point, I'm starting to doubt that.

WHY THE FUCK IS DONUT RIGHT ABOUT ALL OF THIS?

I MEAN

ALL OF HIS THEORY WAS

ENTIRELY FUCKING TRUE

OMG

hw

um

I shouldn't be confused by this, I think I've passed the point where I can actually call myself confused but...

nope, I'm just

speechless

what

what

TEX?!

I mean. You should probably just roll with it, Sheila. It's not going to get saner.

good. DESTROY THAT FUCKING AI

Or you could get an "Engineering and Mechanics for Dummies"

Just saying that

guidebooks could help

Well, at least Donut's accepted the truth of his armor's color by now. That's something?

Hey, Tucker... you mind letting whatever the goddamn hell is happening in there... happen. You go make sure that the Reds shut down their AI Helmet things

...you've gotta be freaking kidding me.

what

hwat

wait

GRIF

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 1:02 PM

Wait. Where's Tex?

okayyy, so O'Malley transferred to Doc. That makes sense.

Thank god it was---oh shit.

OH SHIT, GRIF

oh thank god, he's alive

can Lopez and Sheila just

elope?

and get the fuck outta the canyon, to live a happy life together?

plz?

donut

run

please

just

go away from the cave

please

pfffffffffffffffffffft

it's like i got an intense feeling of deja vu

and it paid off

church... you somehow have the worst timing... yet also the best

I mean, what I just said makes sense, right?

Eh

nothing makes sense when you think about it

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 2:06 PM

Holy fuck, the last episode of Season 2 is 16 minutes

that's long for this show so far.

that was

really fucking sweet, Donut

wow

oh

boY

this is going to be ...a thing.

wait wait

the only none-helmet guy is... talking with both sides.

something's off here, I can feel it

but what is?

vic

how dare you withhold information from us, the audience

HOW DARE

What... the... hell is happening?!

oh god

Tucker

oh god

also, hi, internet dad

did you see the 360 videos yet? They're really funny

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 2:27 PM

I’ve seen a few of them, dunno if I’ve seen them all yet though

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 2:27 PM

ahhh

And Tex re-arrives... at the tail end of the season

woop-de-doo

WHAT

WHAT WAS THAT ENDING?!

WHAT THE FUCK

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 2:33 PM

Oh boy, Season 3 approaches

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 2:33 PM

No, really though: HWAT THE FUCK

Something tells me things are about to get a lot more trippy... very fast

OH THANK GOD, TUCKER'S ALIVE

A-am I seeing what a typical Halo PvP round looks like here or something?????????????

mood: confusION

camping is indeed a strategy tho

an annoying and kinda cheaty one

but a strategy

...who the fuck is this Wyoming person?

and why does he have an australian accent?!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM

oh, thank god, we never have to go back to the Halo Multiplayer realm ever again

yesss

oh, great, we're back to fuckface o'malley

...and Lopez

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 3:11 PM

The zealots crack me

And you will worship me as though I were a god!

whack

I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 3:13 PM

pffffffffffffffffffffffftlmao

um

wtf happened to Florida, the state?

What happened to it?

oh god

oh god this is going

to be a

blast

...

i'm so fucking sorry about that

...sidewinder? Again?

What is up with people and Sidewinder?

Why Sidewinder?

What significance does Sidewinder have?!

wht th fuq

the fuck is even happening

omfg

Now, who will win? A bunch of idiots playing Halo PvP, or an AI who wants to murder everything?

...I'm p sure you could make a meme version of this

huh

HUH

WHAT THE FUCK

IS EVERYONE DEAD

THE EXPLOSION WENT OFF

THEY ALL HAVE TO BE DEAD

BUT THERE'S 6 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE EPISODE... AND 12 MORE SEASONS

WHAT THE FUCK?!

no, really... the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

the... the future?!

WHAT????????????????????//

I mean, it's true. We are always in the present, and everything we do will, in less than a second, turn into the past, like, the minute i stop typing this and press enter

like I just did

That message is now something I typed. Not in present tense, but in past tense

you see where I'm going with this>

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Last Wednesday at 3:56 PM

Yeah

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 3:58 PM

but like

it's weird to think about because

the present will only ever exist for a second

and it's always becoming the past

and the future will become the present, which will turn into the past, and the past will just

stay past

wow

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM

what the HELL

WHAT THE FUCK?

IS THIS A REFERENCE TO A DIFFERENT HALO GAME OR SOME SHIT

WHERE THE HELL IN THE PAST IS CHURCH?!

hey, wait. There was a logical answer to their problem: Just... Church would get out of the body, because, y'know, he's a ghost... and they'd all get the fuck away from the robot.

Oh MY GOD

WICKED BURNS ON THE MATRIX TRILOGY

WOOOOO

oh, great, it's one of the freaking PvP idiots.

guys

guys lemme hear what the fuck Tex is saying

guys

...what?

oh no

oh boy

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 5:19 PM

OH MY GOD, TUCKER, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?!

IT'S AWESOME

CHURCH?!

OH THANK FUCK, I'VE BEEN MISSING HIM!

OH NO

OH BOY

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 5:28 PM

WELP, THEY'RE TRAPPED

this. this is why we should never trust this group with anything ever.

oh god no

oh no

timeline bullshit is about to happen

yay

or not

maybe

iunno

episode 50 time'

here goes

what the hell

oh, this is going to be confusing

omg

omggggg

oh my god. Tucker looks so weird without aqua armor holy fuckkkk

wait, who's the guy who just walked out of the Blue Base? And why do I have the feeling he's gonna die?

ohhh

nooo

i already feel sad

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 5:47 PM

where are you at?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 5:48 PM

halfway through episode 50 and oh

ohhh no

Flowers is allergic to aspirin and... lemme see

oh no

yep, it had aspirin

no

he's dead

and... oh god, it is a stable time loop, I knew it

pffft, and let's see how many more events Church will accidentally set into motion

what?! Hi... Donut, or past-Donut or whatever the fuck's happening right now

omg

elbow grease

it's fucking episode 3 on the timeline right now

yep, definitely episode 3.

omg, and now I'm having flashbacks to when I watched these episodes... yesterday

and... Church just kinda sorta caused his own death

oops

wha....

omg

omGOD

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 6:02 PM

pffffffffffffft

omg

And.. that's Episode 50 down. Onto Episode 50, part 2

GOD DAMMIT, CHURCH.

mood: confused but loving it

what

What

ANOTHER FUTURE-CHURCH

WHAT

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM

Ah yes

You're on that one : P

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM

what the

qhat the

mood: no longer loving the confusion

this is

this is reminding me of that one manga where all the Homura Akemis meet up on a bar to discuss their various time loops

okay so. This just got another layer of confusing,

eh

and we're back with the crew at the fortress, about to die

woo?

Well, that was resolved easily

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 7:23 PM

okay, I think I know who's sending out the signal

i

okay then?

I mean, I've seen weirder, if the bomb's sentient, that's not going to surprise me

And I'm not surprised by this.

Merely amused at the punchline.

Totally not wondering where the hell this series' lost its sanity

whwhwhat the fuck?!

omg

pfffffffffffft

oh goddamn it, O'Malley's alive too

here we go, almost at the end of Season 3. Just two more episodes to go

okay, it is going to be embarrassing if these slow-ass robots fucking

win

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 7:49 PM

you think the reds and blues can still be embarrased?

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 7:49 PM

...

lmfao

not really, at this point

we've kinda gone through insanity and back to the point where I'm just...

conditioned to accept crazy

things that annoy me: the varying subtitle quality

on to the last episode of the season

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 8:07 PM

Donut speaks spanish, wonder why I didn't know or at least realize that earlier

they

they just ended up at the Gulch again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

fuck

I liked not being there!

what

oh fuck

WHO THE FUCK

OH GOD, CHURCH

EVERYONE ELSE ON TEAM BLUE

OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

That

WOW

On to Season 4

*insert link to the rules of Grifball here*

I should be focusing on the episode right now

eh

well, Donut, you guys are probably still in the "future", if such a state of time even exists, but there is the possibility that coming back to Blood Gulch somehow brought you guys into the past and

I shouldn't even be treating this as a rational possibility, this way madness lies

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 8:38 PM

Red VS Blue is madness incarnate

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 8:38 PM

I've noticed, thank you very much

i regret my life choices today

rereading the stuff I've posted in here the last few days almost reads like an apocalyptic log

...huh? Sheila?

Hmmm

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 8:51 PM

Just wait until you get to Reconstruction and beyond

That's when it gets really good

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 8:51 PM

oh

oh great

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 8:51 PM

Yep

Reconstruction is one of my favorites

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 8:52 PM

i'm already going insane, dammit, I don't need to speed it up!

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:09 PM

CABOOSE, RUN

RUN

...is there a fucking

dimensional rift on that rock, or is that the teleporter on top of Red Base?

no, no. There's definitely something glowy in a rock in the background.

is it at all weird I want to hug Simmons?

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM

no

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:17 PM

i... i mean, you know something's insane about a show that has one plot where a group's trying to translate what an alien's saying, and another where a contest between a wrench, a skull, and a rookie is being held for the title of second in command.

no, wait, it's not a wrench, it's a vehicle

okay sure

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 9:18 PM

Welcome to Red Vs Blue

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:18 PM

no, wait, it is a wrench

the vehicle just had spray paint on it

am i

am I even watching this?

Or is this some fever dream I concocted because the actual show is boring???

someone, please tell me a description of what happens in Episode 62, so that I can line it up with my current experience

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 9:25 PM

Church is tryign to get Gary to translate the alien language

Shield has amnesia

Simmon goes bonkers

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:26 PM

i mean. yeah, that's... that's about right.

oh god

it's not just a fever dream

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:26 PM

RvB is insanity incarnate

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:26 PM

i've noticed.

I don't think there's a way to get my lost sanity back

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:27 PM

Nope.

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:27 PM

mournful crying off in the background

I regret my choices

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:27 PM

By the way, have you watched Camp Camp yet? If not, I recommend it for after you finish RvB

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:28 PM

Okay, that's another for the binging list

best bubbles-Last Wednesday at 9:28 PM

The story becomes a lot more coherent in later seasons

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:28 PM

Should be significantly easier to binge, it’s only two seasons

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:28 PM

oh thank fuck

for both of those things

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:29 PM

Though it hopefully won’t be long before we get new seasons of RvB and CC

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:29 PM

...

time to go back to binging

I'm going to want to be caught up, won't I?

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:30 PM

Yeah.

I think once the new seasons/shows start airing, I’ll make a Rooster Teeth Show chat

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:32 PM

you should do that, yes

Damntastic Despair-Last Wednesday at 9:33 PM

Though RWBY will stay separate, considering it’s the big RT show

Amazeanya the loved-Last Wednesday at 9:33 PM

yeah

1/25/18

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 11:18 AM

you know.

I should try and value my sanity.

...nah

oh great

well... great

so... bye Tucker, have fun on your quest with the alien!

omg

who the hell is this guy who claims to be from the past and why does he look, sound, and seem like I fucking KNOW HIM?!

I stg if the monster attracted to the Sword is Tex...

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Yesterday at 11:54 AM

I mean. She IS attracted to the sword. Kinda. Not the way you're implying.

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 11:54 AM

i mean

she fucking wants to use that sword tho?

and yep

seems I was right

Hi Tex

um... should I be surprised that Church wound back up at Blood Gulch too?

Probably not

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 12:00 PM

the guards...they're all people wearing red or blue armor. it really depends on which guard...

this is suspicious.

ah, dammit, it's the pvp people guarding the temple/base/fuck it

Gooo Tex!

You got this!

who

who let Tucker have the fanciest, brightest keyblade ever?!

WHY

i just i

angery noises

what?

what

I'll just keep watching

what

hehh?

the fuCK?

Wyoming?

He's still fucking around?!

GREAT

Not really

how the fuck

Um. I'm starting to doubt anything time-related happened.

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 12:28 PM

Maybe I'm wrong.

Also, hi Tatsu

ohhhhh

I guess that makes sense?

...wait, what?

What happened in those 800 years, anyways?

literally everyone knows except Donut.

Simmons is not a good actor, is what I'm saying

please, oh please, I don't care if no-one else hears this info about the war, just please

i want to know

I can't believe everyone just. Finds Blood Gulch so easily

Like. Wow

How small is this planet?

Also, why hasn't more changed in Blood Gulch, anyways?

now, when I hear these guys talk about the sword thing, I just mentally see a fucking keyblade

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 1:03 PM

nooooooooooooooooo(edited)

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

there are

there are so many better plans than this one

Almost at the end of Season 4, just two more episodes to go.

lmao

I am

so sorry, Lopez

I just

I'm sorry

um,,,

whath

I

yeah, i have nothing to say

nothing I can say

All the words I could've used to react to this just

not there

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 2:03 PM

ahahahahahaahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

it's official

this show's pushed me over the edge

I'm never getting that sanity back(edited)

Sooooooo all that happened.

Looks like we

are getting some new cast members?

okay, cool

so, question: @Damntastic Despair do I start Season 5 next, or the two miniseries next?(edited)

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 2:20 PM

Either or, but I recommend watching them before reconstruction

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 2:21 PM

gotcha, I'm just going to do Season 5, then the two miniseries.

WHAT

DAMMIT

oh god, is Donut going to be alright?

I

I really don't think you can call dibs on a spaceship

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat

GRIF HAS A SISTER

A sister who... beat time itself.

oh

my

fucking

godddddddddddddddddddddd

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 2:54 PM

SISTER

Sister is amazing

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 2:54 PM

I have noticed

Well, wherever Donut's fallen into, I'm sure it's just made things a little more interesting

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 3:14 PM

oh my god...

They didn't mean for Sister to be on Blue Team, right?

I mean, technically, they're missing a commander, after all

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 4:10 PM

Well, I mean, they are awesome, but...

both teams are equally crazy, I'll leave it at that

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

lmfao

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:20 PM

I wish I was able to say I can't believe this

But, sadly, I don't think I have the ability to any more

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:22 PM

Where you at?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:22 PM

Episode 83

I know, I know, it

it's probably rather early for me to have thrown in the towel on logic

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:26 PM

Oh boy

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:26 PM

I will take that as a yes

insane from boredom or insane from what's done to keep boredom at bay... this is a tough choice

my suspicions were confirmed.

Oh, she's colorblind. Well, that makes sense, I think...

oh, great, we may finally figure out where Donut is!

Simmons... I would like to redirect you to a certain... incident in season one.

You cannot trust Team Blue to not kill each other

really

well, I mean, technically, it was a self-caused murder because of stable time loop bullshit but

still can't

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 6:00 PM

oh, no... oh no no no.

I know those signs, and we haven't seen O'Malley pop up in a while...

oh this... this is going to be an awkward conversation

wait, what?

Where's Sarge?!

WAIT, WHAT

TEX, IS THAT YOU?!

The episode summary for the next one: Everybody’s under attack and it’s all incredibly stressful.

that bodes well

...it's probably not Tex. Or something is seriously wrong.

well, shit

O'Malley's jumped

And I think I know who's the victim.

god damn it

Blue Team, ya better start running!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU

TRANQUILIZER DARTS

oh no

where's Grif?!

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:09 PM

internal mood: please, I'm begging you, get on with the plot!

please, I want to finish Season 5 by the time I have to log off!

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 7:11 PM

Where are you at?

Because Season 5 goes up to episode 100

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:12 PM

Just started 92

8 more episodes!

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 7:12 PM

You got this!

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:12 PM

one of which is 20 minutes long

I GOT THIS

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 7:12 PM

You still got this!

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:16 PM

oh god

the blues are about to be attacked, I just know it

OH GOD

RED TEAM, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AND TELL BLUE TEAM WHAT THE FUCK GRIF HEARD

PLEASE

oh

it's Andy, and Lopez, probably... and someone else

but... who's the someone else?

So, not Lopez, an alien... who looks to be the same species as Crunchbite was...

oh shittttttttt

I'm starting to get an idea.

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 7:28 PM

you know, I'm surprised you didn't comment on Tucker's pregnancy at all

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:33 PM

I did

somewhere up there in the confusion

yep, it's about when I start laughing mad

onto 93!

York? Who's that?

So... 

Who the fuck is Carolina and why is she already dead. 

how the fuck it's been 900 years?! 

There should be like more signs of things having changed

What?

Why the phone call?

wait... I have a weird idea that's probably wrong but

let's see

shitttttttttt

also, yep

idea was right

what

Wyoming's alive, that's fucking greattttt

But he and Gary--er, Gamma are working together. I fucking liked Gar--Gamma

Something's off

Something bad's gonna happen

Because there's no real reason for a guy that's clearly playing both sides to tell one side to straoght up murder the other, unless something's up

At least said other side is currently underground

Aw shit

...what the shit

Where has Red Team found themselves?

Why does it seem like a security room for a mall or something?!

Why is someone spying on both teams...

Something's definitely wrong about all of this

The lack of distance between wherever the fuck they were for the climax of Season 3 and Blood Gulch... the fact that people seem to be still alive, 8 to 900 years in the future...

THE FACT THAT NOTHING OF GODAMN INTEREST BESIDES THESE IDIOTS FUCKING AROUND HAS HAPPENED FOR 5 SEASONS

well, i mean

that's exxagerating

I was feeling sad, now I'm laughing a little bit

The world ends (again). For real this time. All episodes after this one are prequels.

that's what it says

what the fuck

I...

I'm worried now

omg

“This video is no longer available due to”

PFT

“copyright infringement”(edited)

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

“claim by”

OH MY FUCKING GOBWAHAHAHAHA

“Viacom, Inc.”

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

lmfaoooo

And they also just managed to burn their own show

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:00 PM

oh my god.

Of all the things that Junior could learn

Well, like father like son, I guess

there's something wrong with Red Base. It's more purple

dammit, Tucker

pffffffffffffffffffffffft

5 more episodes.

just 5 left now

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:05 PM

Bow chicka honk honk

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:05 PM

you're just gonna chime in with random quotes while I'm doing this, aren't you, Jake?

can't say I don't appreciate it

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:06 PM

One of my favorites

Your toast has been burned. And no amount of scraping shall remove the black part(edited)

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:06 PM

pffffffffft

So, Sheila's like. A spaceship now!

That's cool!

Also: " This summary is currently loading. Perhaps you would like a cup of coffee while you wait? "

Something's wrong

what the hell is that behind Sarge...?

and who's singing?

wait... oh my god. Those bodies are just the old ones of Church and Tex!

pfffffffft

now, anyways, back to wondering wtf is going on

Oh, hi, Lopez

what

the

fucck

no

No

fucking hell

no

No

FUCK YOU, OMALLEY

THAT'S RIGHT, I FUCKING SAID IT

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU TO HELL AND GODDAMN BACK

YOU DO NOT

THERE IS A POINT WHERE I DRAW A LINE

THIS IS THAT POINT

also, nice callback there right before I started freaking the fuck out

really, Tucker?

ugh

I'm not even surprised

shut up, Vic.

something is fucking

up

...oh my god.

holy fuck

no. oh god. Blue leader... that would be Sister.

Oh my god, oh god/

And she's been sent down into the caves.

oh god

wait

wait wait waitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

no

NO

this

I

how

s h i t

shitshitshit

shit

Wyoming

Thank you, Sheila

Hey, Red Team! You wanna... shoot Wyoming? Maybe?

ahh, dammit

NO

NO NO NO

OH GOD NO

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

Having fun?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

IUNNO

I'M ON EPISODE 98

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

what happens in that one again?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:41 PM

shrugs I think something's wrong, but

IUNNO

LIKE, UM, GAMMA'S THERE

POSSESSING A TANK

AND TEX HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY WYOMING

AND SOMETHING'S OFF WITH TUCKER

KNOWS WHAT

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

CABOOSE

SIMMONS, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE REFERENCING FUCKING SEASON ONE WITH YOUR DEJA VU AND ALL THAT FUCKERY

oh no

Tucker's started going through a time loop

oh no

nO

don't panic, Anya, it'll be fixed, it's a time loop

it's

a

time

loop

again with the deja vu, Simmons?!

oh dammit

OH DAMMIT

oh

my

god

WHAT THE

THAT WAS FUCKING

AWESOME

WOOHOO TUCKER

Okay, I'm pretty sure Grif and Simmons have the ability to be somewhat time-loop aware

like, it's not even effected by anything

they just(edited)

do

no

OH NO

THAT'S A HORDE OF WYOMINGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

Time travel trouble

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

I think Anya's broken

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:51 PM

you THINK

on the second to last episode now

OMG, SO O'MALLEY AND VIC ARE DEFINITELY WORKING TOGETHER, THAT'S FOR SURE

WAAAAHOOOOO

THAT WAS AWESOME, TEAM RED!

eh.

those idiots will be fine

what the shit

what the shit

the last one, now

Episode 100

"Why Were We Here?"

I'm not ready

Episode description: It’s the end of many things, but it ain’t over ‘till it’s over.

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

OH FUCK

OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

FUCK YOU, O'MALLEY

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

RIGHT

NOW(edited)

why do all the plans begin with Grif abuse?

dammit

Again?

ughhhhhhh

sigh

Why

Why do we have to go back to Caboose's mental landscape again?

wait... what?

dammit, O'Malley

OH MY GOD

YELLOW CHURCH

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAAHAHAHA

what the HELL IS HAPPENING

ALSO, WHY DIDN'T CHURCH HAVE MORE OF A REACTION TO BEING POSSESSED?!

EVERYONE ELSE DID

THEIR VOICES CHANGED AND EVERYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

best bubbles-Yesterday at 9:16 PM

O'malley is an asshole, Church is an asshole : P

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:16 PM

it's going to blow up

Andy's going to blow up the ship(edited)

best bubbles-Yesterday at 9:17 PM

That's what he does

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:17 PM

Tex

Oh god

everyone's dead

everyone on that ship

gone

oh my god

it's like nothing's changed yet somehow

everything has

it's like the first episode

but not

It's over

Season 5

is over

wow

I finished the Blood Gulch chronicles...

holy fuck

I did it!

best bubbles-Yesterday at 9:23 PM

And now

Onto Recovery One and then reconstruction

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:23 PM

Hey, I'll do the miniseries stuff tomorrow

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

Out of Mind THEN Recovery One

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

Mmhmm! Gotcha!

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

also

#rooster_teeth_chat is now open

1/26/18

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 11:22 AM

Okay then, I have enough time to watch Out of Mind before I must leave!

...At least, I'm assuming this is where I go to react to the RvB stuff while I binge.

Eh, I'll just start and react anyways

So then, from what's... blatantly obvious, this takes place probably directly in between Season 4 and Season 5 and follows Tex as she tracks Wyoming.

This'll be fun!

hmmm

first off: fuck you, O'Malley.

There, I am now content with the world again

Holy shit, a flashback!

Holy shit, Church!

Well, Church but in the past

Still Church!

Dammit Wyoming, you fuck

Just

let them talk, at least

angery sigh

pffffffft. I like York.

I am feeling sad for characters that I knew for 5 minutes, at most. And their deaths were fucking... foretold. But eh. Still feel sad.

And that is the end of Out of Mind!

I was expecting it to be longer, but eh.

It was still awesome!

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 3:38 PM

Yeah, the miniseries are short

And York was cool

*insert posting Episode 100 alternate ends here*

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 4:30 PM

Basically: all the alternate endings are their own flavor of good

Now, on to Recovery One!

...wha?

We're back at... back at here again.

Good thing I watched Out of Mind beforehand, so I know where here is

I have no idea who this person is, but I love them.

Agent... Washington, then. Is he... part of the Freelancer project, too?

Hmmm

best bubbles-Yesterday at 4:41 PM

They do love their state codenames

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 4:41 PM

they really do

But, if that's so, I really doubt that any time bullshit was involved.

At least, they can't have been sent into the future

Something's off about this whole thing.

Somehow, I know we're gonna find out what

oh

oh wow.

oh shit

Something's stealing the Freelancer AIs and enhancements.

Well, someone, more likely.

But who?

woah my god

This is going to be wild

CAN WE STOP WITH THE TUTORIAL PROGRAMS?!

best bubbles-Yesterday at 4:58 PM

Tutorial Programs Kill(edited)

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 4:58 PM

It's true

...what

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:00 PM

Oh

My

GOD

WHAT THE FUCK?!

HOLY SHIT

I COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING

That was

AMAZING

Now... it's on to Season 6

It begins with a quote that's supposed to sound important, but now all I can think of is the Sharkboy and Lavagirl review that NC did

dammit

Focus, me, FOCUS

I am already confused

Back to normal for me, I guess best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:07 PM

Reconstruction

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:08 PM

yeah, I know, it's still confusing tho

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:08 PM

No I mean

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:08 PM

At least we have confirmation that Outpost Alpha isn't the only outpost, though.

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:08 PM

This is a great season

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 5:09 PM

This season is where RvB makes the jump from good to great

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:09 PM

Really?

Well, that's awesome

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:10 PM

Yep

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:12 PM

WAIT

WASH IS ALIVE

HOLY FUCK

I hate this "Councilor" person already.

...META ...?

Hmmm

great

a new villain of the arc

and it sounds like it's gotten O'Mall---sorry, Omega, on its side.

Experts? No, no, they're not experts. Trust me.

ohhh

here we fucking go

And we're back to an all too familiar location

Woooo?

what

WHAT

TRANSFERRED?!

OH SHIT

Please, oh, please, if the same thing's happened to the Reds... but it will have, won't it?!

UGH

AAAAAAAA

WTF

oh god

they're all transferred, too

Or not

Hi Sarge!

And hi Lopez!

Oh thank fuck! We have a lead on where the rest of Blue Team may be... and probably where the rest of Red is too

...

also, Sister was hilarious in this episode, just thought I'd say that

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 5:30 PM

Sister is hilarious in every episode

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:30 PM

true

dammit, Caboose

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:34 PM

The funiest part is that they wrote in a ton of obscene lines for her voice actress as a joke

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:34 PM

Sorry, Wash, you had no idea what you were getting yourself into.

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:34 PM

And she read them all

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:34 PM

omg

Only person?

Nah

If you want the knowledge and the experience needed, just

just go get the rest of the Blood Gulch crew.

...please?

I love them and I don't want to lose them

OMG THEY HAVE ACTUAL STINGERS NO--oh no

oh no

WHO WAS THAT?!

Oh thank fuck.

Hi Church!

It's been... over a year?!

holy fuck

what the fuck

Oh, gee, Wash, you haven't even met most of them.

It just gets weirder from here.

oh

no(edited)

NOPE

I know that effect

lol

there's where the TVTropes quote at the top of the page comes from!

...

wait

back up, Washington

Simulation?

Fake?

back the fuck up and explain

fucking hell.

best bubbles-Yesterday at 5:49 PM

Yep

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 5:50 PM

I mean

All the signs were starting to point towards it, but

NO REAL EXPLANATION?!

SO WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE'S AT BLOOD GULCH AGAIN FOR ANY ANSWERS

JOY

huh? South? Delta?

What are you two doing here?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 6:03 PM

Dammit, South, what bullshit did you get yourself into?

Okay, so, she got her enhancement back, or, more likely, she never lost it.

shit, if META has the whole time-loop-causing thing...

We're gonna need Tucker. ASAP

...what?

That... that was weird best bubbles-Yesterday at 6:07 PM

It was the worst throw ever

Of all time

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 6:08 PM

no, I mean the time slowing down thing!

best bubbles-Yesterday at 6:08 PM

I know : P

And yeah, it was

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 6:09 PM

Please, oh please someone, anyone explain the simulation thing to me?

South... the fuck?!

North... NORTH WAS YOUR FUCKING BROTHER

YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD

HOW

HOW COULD YOU

Chapter 7 summary: The one where everybody enjoys the exposition.

THANK YOU

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THEY HAVE A SHORTCUT FOR CABOOSE'S TEAM KILLS

AND IT'S CRTL + F + U

LMFAO

Alpha AI? Can you go on about it?

Please?

WHAT

OH GODAMMIT

THE META IS A FREELANCER

WELL, THIS JUST MAKES EVERYTHING GREAT, NOW DOESN'T IT

best bubbles-Yesterday at 6:20 PM

I love how you and Church had basically the same response : P

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 6:20 PM

heh

I suppose we did

Damn... 3 minds in one body? God, that would be so... so shitty

IT'S THEM

IT'S THE REDS!

YES

oh shit

Welp, we've lost Delta

Now then: Flashback tiiiiiime

oml

Lopez is fucking wonderful

guys... what the hell did you two do?!

no

lmfao

Who

Who thought it was a good idea to put Grif in charge?!

that was fucking insane and I expected no less.

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 7:15 PM

Okay then, we're back/

Church. Church, just. Stop, please. For as long as it takes for everyone to get on the same page.

Then you can fuck around with the voice amplifier.

WHY

THAT IS A HORRIBLE CODE WORD

oh shit, there's Meta

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:06 PM

mix of crying and laughing

why

why are we here again

pfffffft

Now we get exposition time... but this time it's explaining shit we were there for!

...I don't know how I'd explain it, tbh

Wait, what? No other place would get the robot kit... something's off

I want explanations.

Now.

I feel

so bad for Wash right now.

I would be fed up too/

But sadly, I've spent too much time around these nutjobs. I know this is how they work.

...Testing grounds?

holy... holy fuck.

that makes... I think that makes some form of sense.

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:18 PM

Now you know why they were there

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:18 PM

...glares

But... why, though?

Sure, it makes sense, because nothing ever happened there, but

Why?

And... I really don't get what the fuck was up with the so-called "time-travel"

Because there is no

fucking

way that can be any form of truth

What... what's the significance of "Memory is the key"?

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:20 PM

Well, who do we know who had a time-manipulation abilities?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:20 PM

Wyo---oh.

Oh, yeah...

But, on another note, we're still missing two people. Tucker and Donut. Neither of them have shown up for... 12 episodes now, and I'm getting worried about them.

So... we'll need the Alpha AI. And that will bring us to Command. ...okay, sure.

But we're still missing two people, and I'm really worried about them.

Church... I can understand why but

can you please not

pffffffffffffffffffffffft

The old possession trick makes its return!

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffthahahahaha

of course

pffffffffffffffft

I mean. That plan makes sense.

Somehow

Oh NO

DAMMIT META

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:41 PM

Wait, which episode are you on?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:41 PM

6, 15 now

Just started

best bubbles-Yesterday at 8:42 PM

Alrighty

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 8:45 PM

wait... freelancer command is responsible for at least a good chunk of the crazy shit that was gone through at the gulch?

jesus fucking christ how bored are those people?!

...what

WASH, WHY ARE WE BRINGING OUT EPSILON?!

WHY?

Also, we're still fucking missing two people

oh my god

they... they tortured the Alpha AI?! That...

That's horrible.

I don't know why, but something about that... it's making me angry?

Yeah, very angry

And what's up with the memories that Church's getting?!

oh no. Meta's here.

I can tell

oh.

oh wow.

the foreshadowing was there.

ha ha ha

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

you got to the big reveal?

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

The one that Alpha AI was tortured to create all the others? Yes.

And apparently it's been moved, too, which is... wonderful

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 9:01 PM

yeah, Project Freelancer was messed up

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:02 PM

OH

MY

FUCKING GOD

CHURCH ISN'T JUST AN AI

HE'S THE ALPHA AI WE'VE BEEN FUCKING LOOKING FOR

THAT EXPLAINS WHY OMEGA DIDN'T AFFECT HIM AT ALL--BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOLY FUCKKK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY FUCK

...that was the big reveal, wasn't it?

holy fuck

I think I kinda spoiled myself on it but

still fucking shook

best bubbles-Yesterday at 9:06 PM

He is the droid we're looking for

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:06 PM

...

...

.........

I'm not sure

how to respond to that, Jake

best bubbles-Yesterday at 9:07 PM

Good

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:10 PM

mood: freaking out but silently

honestly, if I were told I'm an AI, I'd react close to how Church is right now.

Because... there's no way I'd believe it!

TUCKER

OH MY GOD

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!

NOOOOOOO

COME BACK

PLEASEEEEEEE

I MISS YOU SO MUCH

On to Episode 18

dammit, a cliffhanger

and I'm going to have to go offline soon

I'll do the finale of Season 6 tomorrow

Damntastic Despair-Yesterday at 9:27 PM

prepare yourself

Amazeanya the loved-Yesterday at 9:27 PM

Okay

I've got a good couple of hours to prepare

 1/27/18

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:27 AM

i have a feeling nothing I do will make me ready for this.

ArcherM-Today at 9:27 AM

Oooh boi-

What happened, what have you seen? OuO

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:28 AM

Read up, I've seen up to just before the finale of Season 6

There's also like. A record of me going insane in #random-tv-shows

ArcherM-Today at 9:35 AM

Ommai

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:36 AM

This show is probably a detriment to my mental health.

ArcherM-Today at 9:37 AM

Shh, you'll be okay-

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:38 AM

Time for the finale.

guys, for the last time, it is pronounced E-M-P.

Not emp

ArcherM-Today at 9:41 AM

Ehehe-

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:44 AM

oh my god

That was one thing I was not expecting!

really?

Even the goddamn computer system calls it an "emp"

oh no

oh no

OH SHIT

ArcherM-Today at 9:49 AM

OH YEAH- oh wait

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:49 AM

...UNSC? What the hell is that?

ArcherM-Today at 9:50 AM

United Nations Space Command. Just the Halo thing

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:50 AM

ohhhhhh

oky

HWAT

WHAT THE

FUCK

ArcherM-Today at 9:51 AM

OuO

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:51 AM

THE DIRECTOR OF PROJECT FREELANCER... HE'S THE BASIS FOR ALL THE AI?!

HE'S WHO CHURCH IS BASED OFF OF?!

WHAT

THE FUCK

ArcherM-Today at 9:52 AM

upupu~

Upupupupu~

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:52 AM

ED STOP!

YOU'RE NOT HELPING

ArcherM-Today at 9:52 AM

UPUPUPUPUPU~

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:52 AM

UGH

ArcherM-Today at 9:53 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:53 AM

STOPPPPPPP

MY MIND'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS, OKAY?!

DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?!

ArcherM-Today at 9:53 AM

Yes, you're mind is blown like mine was~

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:54 AM

I already knew the AI thing from clicking on one hidden spoiler on the TVTropes page for Blood Gulch chronicles but

wow

I'm still shooketh

ArcherM-Today at 9:55 AM

;)

Things get better, but things get worse~

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 9:56 AM

wait... no

no

He... is he dead?!

NONONONO

FUCK

CHURCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so... now I'm off to watch Relocated. V said that I should watch that Miniseries after this season, soooo

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 10:04 AM

Here we go

ArcherM-Today at 10:05 AM

Have fun! ;P

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 10:08 AM

Well, if you could try and make the car EMP-proof... but that's impossible. I think.

pfffffffffft

I love this miniseries

you're fucking pfffffffffffffft

there is an 800 foot ladder

lmao

I really doubt Sister's dead

eh

Does she ever show up again, though? Or should I just... forget she existed?

eh

oh

my

god

A holographic training room?!

That's FUCKING AMAZING

DONUT?!

Find what under sand?!

Well, at least we have Donut back

Now, onwards, to Season 7!

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 11:02 AM

...okay, so maybe I lost myself watching side videos that are completely non-canon

Okay, it's now 11:30 AM... I am going to start watching Season 7.

I mean it this time!

pfffffffffffffffffffft

lmao

Now it's time to play: "How to explain Season 6 to someone who wasn't there for it"!

HWAT

OH FUCK

TUCKER, WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO?!

OH FUCK

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 12:00 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no real reason I screamed

just felt it appropriate

ughh

fucking

councilor who I still don't trust or like or just

fuck him

Is there a fourth option to describe Blood Gulch? Because... none of those describe my experience there.

The only word that does is... insane

in the best way possible, but still insane

WHAT

WHAT

OH SHIT

OH SHIT OH SHIT NO

OH MY GOD

WASH!

YOU'RE ALIVE!

pffffffft.

...huh?

hmmmmmmmmmm

...wait, what? Who? Why did the episode stop here?!

GAH

oh my god, wow.

Epsilon, mate... you're amazing, you're doing great.

I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT PART TOO

UGHHHH

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 1:00 PM

WHAT?!

Well, I mean, this will be pretty damn fun, but

What?

Okay, sure!

lmao

guys, just. Bring some water. You three will be going into a desert

bring the fucking water

i can't(edited)

what

they just... drove into the water

OMFG

OH GOD

SHIT

...I know that voice. I think.

... C.T, according to the subtitles... I feel like I know who this is.

...we all know Caboose isn't dead. This is just fucking... setting up a punchline. And usually, killing off main characters is reserved fro the last episode of a season. And there's still 10 more episodes to go.

yep, he's fine

hmmm, maybe not, then. In person, the voice is definitely... different.

...kinda

Maybe

not really

I don't think you want to know, person who probably isn't Tucker.

heh?

HEH?!

WTF

um, I don't think Epsilon really counts as equipment.

Okay, now the subtitles for when probably not Tucker is speaking have changed to ???

I...

Hmmmmmmmm

well. This just makes everything more... life-threatening

It's the latter. They're all fucking idiots.

oh

fucking

no

DONUT, RUN

NOW

WHAT?!

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!

ArcherM-Today at 1:56 PM

O.O

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 1:56 PM

pffffffft, brick joke

BUT ANYWAYS

WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TUCKER!

WOOOOOOOOO

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 2:02 PM

Welll.... two are at the new bases... and one's dead.

Yeah.

WHAT

YOU KNEW?!

HOW?!

HOW THE FUCK CAN META STILL BE HERE, ANYWAYS?!

I THOUGHT HE DIED

what

the

fuck

ArcherM-Today at 2:23 PM

These miniseries is making me sad. ;;

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 2:23 PM

Oh? Whatcha watching?

ArcherM-Today at 2:54 PM

Out of Mind and Recovery One

Amazeanya the loved-Today at 2:54 PM

Oooooh.

Yeah, Out of Mind's sad.

eh on Recovery One.

ArcherM-Today at 3:03 PM

York... ;;

1/30/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 11:38 AM

okay, so after putting this off for a while, it's finally time to finish Season 7!

Onwards, to Chapter 17!

oh shit.

Seems the door's been busted.

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

i mean, I'm not exactly surprised by this anymore

so

the meta could have cloaked any sort of vehicle

It went for a warthog.

Why?

LMFAO

DAMMIT, TUCKER!

THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA BE COOL

BUT NOPE

On to the last episode of the season!

pffffffffffft

maybe you should've taken the driving lessons

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 12:00 PM

HOLY FUCK!

THAT WAS AWESOME!

oh fuck

no

NO

WASHINGTON, WHAT

THE

FUCK

HOW

DARE

YOU

YOU MAY HAVE KILLED THEM BOTH

THAT

I

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK

what

the fuck

and that

THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING HELL, NOW I HAVE TO START SEASON 8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

okay then, I am calmed down, so... here we go, Season 8 time.

Holy shit, Doc!

I haven't seen you in forever!

holy fuck

holy fuck

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck

We got an unidentified... person, over here!

Blackish or gray armor... might be a freelancer.

wha

what

WHAT?!(edited)

so... the plot thickens

yay

wait... the armor... was kinda familiar, I think?

Lemme rewatch

holy shit, paused to get a freeze-frame and... I think I know whose armor that is

on to episode 2!

hmmm, now I'm curious.

hmmm, now I'm curious.

Oh my god, Sarge could tell everything that's gone wrong?! In a few seconds?! HOLY FUCK, THAT'S AWESOME

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 1:00 PM

WAHAHAHA

THAT WAS AWESOME!

or what?

Oh, look, it seems Red's gotten here! Nice but also o fuck.

how the fuck did they get there so fast, anyways?

um, Chandy...

I think you posted in the wrong area

This is...

this is the Rooster Teeth Chat

Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Today at 1:21 PM

.....

SHI-

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 1:21 PM

lol Xtremely cool Chandishishi~-Today at 1:21 PM

Whatever are you talking about

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 1:21 PM

dammit, I didn't get to preserve it for posterity's sake!

you know, if this is played right... we could be able to sic the aliens on the Meta and Washington. We just need to make sure no-one fucks up immensel--why am I even telling myself this?

Shit's gonna get fucked up anyways.

best I don't hope.

hey, Epsilon-Church? Did you have to follow the Reds? You could've... told the others what you heard, then followed them!

DAMMIT, GRIF!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU DON'T THINK YOU COULDA REMEMBERED THAT A FEW SECONDS EARLIER?!

And holy fuck, this fight scene looks awesome

best bubbles-Today at 1:29 PM

Gotta love that mocap

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 1:29 PM

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

IT ONLY LASTED A FEW SECONDS BUT

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ACTION SCENES SO FAR!

okay, I'm not sure how I feel about this episode title

"Recovering One"

really?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 2:20 PM

okay then, time to start watching again.

oh, dammit. I forgot Epsilon-Church was following.

You can clearly tell the exact moment the animation changes from Halo graphics to

WOAH, WHY DOES THIS LOOK GOOD?!(edited)

aka computer-animated

Dammit, Epsilon-Church...

but seriously though, the computer-animated sequence was fucking amazing

no, don't

please, don't

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, WOW

meanwhile, the name of the next episode makes me want to make a 4/20 joke

omg

oh no

of course he landed in between a bunch of fucking landmines.

pffffffffft

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 3:00 PM

okay, then, onwards to episode 5!

err

6

oops

oh

oh god

...

holy fuck

I just... sigh

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 4:15 PM

ahem

on to episode 7, now!

pfffffffffffffffffffft

of course that's how they don't die.

I mean, it makes sense but

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 5:24 PM

I keep taking too long in between episode

oh well

NO

NO TUTORIAL PROGRAMS

THEY KILL

dammittt

But... this facility... was for the freelancer program?

Huh

A bunker?

Huh.

All of the stuff for the training simulations for the freelancers, I see...

wait, wait, hold the fuck up. There's regulation colored helmets here. This... that's fucking suspicious.

...gumball mcjones

pffffffffffffffffft

omg

I mean. The state name idea seems about fucking right

seriously, the freelancer project couldn't have thought of... anything better?

get blown up, get blown up, there's like

a million landmines here, get blown the fuck up

............what?

That random fucking person... wait a minute... CT... isn't that the abbreviation for Connecticut? ...that's seriously how you spell connecticut?

wow

who knew

wha? Epsilon-Church, what are you looking for?

pffffffffffffffffffft

I wonder why they hadn't thought of that at first

It woulda saved some trouble

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

...one of those translator balls?

I can't believe the callbacks here

omg

So it turns out Shisno is a real insult!

TEX?!

OH MY GOD

OH MY GODD

HOLY FUCK

Also, the CGI there for the reveal was... pretty damn awesome, gonna be blunt

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:00 PM

The CGI only gets better

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:00 PM

Wooo, that's nice to hear!(edited)

shut up, FILSS, it would not be wonderful if they die.

IT WOULD BE FUCKING HORRIBLE

OH MY GOD, YAY FOR MORE CGI AND OH SHIT

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

GUYS, DO NOT ATTACK TUCKER! HE JUST HAS THE MISFORTUNE OF BEING SUBJECT OF THIS PARTICULAR RUNNING GAG

OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD

HOLY FUCK

THAT EPISODE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was, without a doubt, the best fight scene I've seen so far. Or, at least, the coolest-looking.

And oh my god

That ending shot

OH MY GOD

 1/31/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 4:12 PM

SO

On to episode 11!

Well, I mean, this is like. The one context it is physically possible.

...I wonder what consequences this is gonna have

ohhhh, who knew

Washington, by all means, I should be angry with you. You killed Donut and Lopez! But... you just get so many fucking good lines, and I can kinda understand your anger and

ugh

you're fucking kidding me. So medics get overtime. Who knew?

I mean, I can understand exactly why Doc doesn't want to go in a cave, last time he was, Omega jumped to him, after all.

so... this is what it's like when an AI's operator gets knocked out/murdered. Neat.

no, really, why did you two bring Doc?

I know you had a reason but

I can't remember either!

best bubbles-Today at 4:28 PM

Wash is one of my favorite characters

He's really well-written

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 4:29 PM

Yeah, he is

Ohhhhh, hi there previous Epsilon-body.

Shame you're completely irrelevant right now because... well, reasons.

I do! I want to know! Granted, I think I can figure it our via context clues but

I still wanna know!

I mean. It's pretty impossible to track... anything in the desert.

it's a fucking desert. I presume the winds have been moving sand around and concealing tracks and shit every fucking minute.

ah, good old fashioned blackmail

oh my fucking god, the heat signature thing worked

...that'd be Lima Syndrom, for like, the inverse of Stolkholm Syndrome, right?

best bubbles-Today at 4:50 PM

Yep

Where captors develop positive feelings for their captives

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 4:53 PM

...I'm not surprised that Church isn't on the Psych Eval list. But Tex? Wait... oh. Oh, wait a fucking minute. She's an AI too, isn't she?

I am genuinely curious about the Director's journal. I want to see what the entries are.

hmm... a byproduct? I have a stupid-ass theory. that I already know the truth of because I may have read TVTropes on this a little while back

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 5:00 PM

lmao

why

no slacker should have invisibility powers

this is like

the biggest recipe for disaster... ever.

what

so, the vision things weren't about Valhalla... but this place?

what

Oh god.

It's like everywhere I turn, the Freelancer project just gets more fucked up.

But, I have to say, props to Tex for leading the break-in and a rescue mission.

oh... damn

i just

damn

dammit

We gave Grif super speed

Holy fucking

lmao

this was a horrible idea

...okay, I think the super-speed thing's off.

episode 17 description: "Simmons has the Blue Army data restored, while Grif and Simmons find out important information about the Red and Blue bases."

Important information, oh gee, I wonder what that means besides probably what we were told 2 seasons ago.

my god. No way to deny it all being a simulation now.

The whole time-travel bullshit was Scenario 3.

oh...

oh, damn.

damn...

Tex, no. NO

This is a bad plan.

I've only heard two sentences of it, but

very

bad

plan

best bubbles-Today at 5:42 PM

It's not a plan

But it's a perfect plan

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 5:42 PM

TEX, WHAT THE FUCK

DAMMIT, LADY

angery noises because fucking hell, lady

And now we've got even more trouble a-coming

JOY OF JOYS

Well, at least the crew back at the old freelancer base have received the alarm for Epsilon being hurt.'

That speech.

That speech was fucking amazing.

I'm fucking inspired by it.

And I mean, it began with a call-back then grew into something so... so awesomer.

best bubbles-Today at 5:51 PM

Oh, Sarge's speech?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 5:51 PM

YEAH

best bubbles-Today at 5:51 PM

That is one of my favorite moments in the entire series

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:51 PM

Sarge's speech is the third best speech in the show

Church claims both of the other two, which you'll see in future seasons

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 5:57 PM

...what is Grif going to drive, anyways?

Hmm, guess I'll find out

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:01 PM

dammit, Doc!

My thoughts exactly, Wash.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:03 PM

Anya, once you finish season 10 I have an au idea to share with you

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:03 PM

OH FUCK, TEX

OH FUCK

Also, as soon as I finish Season 10, I will be happy to hear the idea.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:04 PM

Fuck Tex? I bet church says that a lot

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:04 PM

V...

whyyyyyy

lol

but

pffffffffffft

nope, can't help but laugh

Dammit, Meta's gone rogue to... very little surprise, honestly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YESSSSS

WOHOOOO

oh boy

This is gonna be a rough landing

omg

That line... fucking perfect

Cavalry's arrived in all their... how the fuck are they not dead yet glory.

Oh my god... oh wow.

That... that's horrible. Tex... all the versions of her... at the end of the day, they're like: The living version of eventual failure.

Oh my god.

oh fuck

best bubbles-Today at 6:11 PM

Based on a memory of someone who failed

Always destined to fail

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:12 PM

And now I'm almost at the end of Season 8

One more episode to go

DAMMIT, GRIF

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE FUCKING

CODE WORD

No

NO

NO, NONONONO

GRIF

oh thank god, he's alive

Epsilon... please, don't.

EPSILON, NO

AND... OH FUCK, WASH

BUT ALSO

OH FUCK

JUST... OH FUCK IN GENERAL

no

epsilon... what have you done?

I... I can't believe it.

Wash... I

wow.

wait, no.

He just took Church's armor and put yellow guards and shit on it.

Epsilon... good luck on your journey to find her.

And... I'm glad to see Blood Gulch again, even if it's not the one I called home for an entire 5 seasons.

Oh my god.

That... those were some of the good memories. ...I can see why.

And... I finished Season 8

I finished the Recollection saga.

best bubbles-Today at 6:26 PM

You know a lot of people have said that season 8 felt like it would've been a good way to end the series if they wanted

And I agree

But I'm also glad they kept going

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 6:27 PM

I am too. It gives me more shit to watch.

Yay bingeing...

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:07 PM

screw it, if I just focus on binging the next few days, I'll be able to fit in Season 9.

Let's go!

Oh, Epsilon, we know already. It's oky, buddy.

pffffffffhahaha

Oh, poor, poor Epsilon.

wait, what

So that's why it's called the Project Freelancer arc. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

I JUST

I SAW SOME FAMILIAR FUCKING CODE NAMES ON THAT BOARD OVER THERE

So, I'm guessing half of Season 9 will be spent in not-Blood Gulch, while the other half will be in the past, and 100% of the time, I'm wondering what the hell the actual Blood Gulch crew is doing?

OH MY GOD

SOUTH?!

NORTH?!

...it's nice to hear your voice, North Dakota, first time I saw you, you were... you were a corpse.

...Charon Industries, huh? I'll remember that name, it seems important.

oh, shit, they're surrounded.

I am completely unconcerned for them.

Because... I know they'll both live through it.

BUT DAMN WAS THAT ACTION COOL

That.

Was.

Awesome.

And noooooo

I don't want to leave the past...

Send me back to the cool...

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:32 PM

Recognise the singer for the music?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:33 PM

...should I have?

Wait... was that Casey Lee Williams?

ALSO, YAY, BACK IN THE PAST!

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:33 PM

Yup

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:33 PM

So... she's Agent Carolina, huh?

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:34 PM

Shares a VA with Pyrrha

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:34 PM

.......

WHAT

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:35 PM

Wash also shares a VA with Ozpi n

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:35 PM

...

...................................

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU REALLY WAITED THAT LONG TO TELL ME THAT?!

HOLY FUCK

WHAT THE

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:36 PM

RT has some serious talent under their belt

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:36 PM

No shitting

what the fuck

SOMEONE--NORTH, IN FACT--- TOOK OFF HIS HELMET

THIS IS LIKE, THE FIRST OR SECOND FACE I'VE SEEN IN THE ENTIRE SERIES

I FORGOT HOW IT FEELS TO SEE A FACE AND NOT A HELMET

HOLY SHIT

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:39 PM

I love the past segments in 9 and 10

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:39 PM

oh

my

god

that was... that was stunning

Mother of Invention, huh?

NO!

I

WHY

I LIKE THE PAST

REALLY, I FIND THE EPSILON GULCH SEGMENTS FUNNY BUT

THAT'S ABOUT IT

also mildly horrifying because everything's fucking not right with Epsilon-Gulch Red Team but

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:42 PM

The freelancer arcs in this season are argyably more entertaining than the scenes in epsilon

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:42 PM

...arguably? More like probably.

I mean, at least Blue's accurate

Well... this speeds things up slightly. And no casualties yet!

...hopefully

i'm dying inside

I just

Dying

Inside

...I just fucking realized what's going on. Epsilon-Simmons took what Epsilon said to heart. I... I'm proud of him.

...actually, wait

Damntastic Despair-Today at 8:49 PM

I cannot wait until you get to the scene that has one of my favourite musical numbers in the season

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 8:49 PM

hmmm

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh thank god, they're going back to normal.

OH, HEY, WE'RE BACK TO THE PAST, WOOO

I dunno know if it's just the lighting but. South may have dyed the tips of her hair pink.

 2/1/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 1:26 PM

and we're back

...that was weird

What the hell is up with these earthquakes?

Well, that actually does make sense.

I guess

can we go back to the past again, please?

I mean. This series does have a compilation movie. I'm watching the broken up into chunks form of it right now!

Sure, all you guys do half the time is stand around and talk but

Still funny as all hel--wait a minute, was the grenade there before?

SON OF A BITCH

Oh, hey, we're back in the past, woo!

A new agent? Going up against... two names I recognize, and one I feel I should?

Hmmmmmmm

oh my god

OH MY GOD

TEX?!

IS THAT YOU?

I... I just saw this conversation, can we get to the ass-kicking?

oh my god, Wash used to be so awkward

Wait... Oh god. I probably should've made this connection but... This guy I feel I should know, Maine... he has what will be Meta's armor. So, I'm just gonna jump to a conclusion real quick.

Oh

My

God

TEX JUST KICKED SOME ASS

THAT WAS AWESOME

They just... Dammit Wyoming.

Dammit Maine.

Live ammo?

Really?

OH GOD

YORK

...I don't know why I'm concerned, because I know he lives until Out of Mind but

OH GOD

...They almost got a teammate killed. I don't care if it's "adaptability" or "ingenuity", it's still fucking horrible.

My thoughts exactly, Tex. Bunch of idiots indeed. That's part of why I love them!

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 2:04 PM

...I love the blood gulch crew, or well, in this case memories of them, really I do, but... there's shit going down in the past, can we PLEASE focus on that?

wait. wait a minute

Puma Battery

Really?

omg

pfffffffffffft

you know... you could just say... Smith Anderson. Smith is a first name, after all.

oh

oh boy

YES, BACK TO THE PASTTT

Oh. Oh my god. It's... the Alpha. It's Church, even if it isn't quite technically but.

God, how I've missed you.

I am pumped up for this heist.

pfffffffffffffffft

Lopez is back to being a freaking head again

YES

BACK TO THE PAST WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DON'T CARE ABOUT EPSILON-GULCHHH

JUST LEMME STAY IN THE PAST WHERE SHIT'S COOL

I just

pfffffft

can't fucking believe this

you really don't have more to say about him?

Any of you?

Alright then, time to steal a sarcophagus! ...but why are we stealing it, again? Eh.

Oh my god, Maine and Wash both grabbed weapons. And the nod they give each other, holy shit I feel sad now.

...what?

What the hell is that guy who Carolina and Wash are up against now?!

Pffffffffffft

Ahahaha! This is awesome!

OH MY GOD

THAT ENTIRE SCENE

AWESOME

YAY MAINE, COMING IN WITH THAT WARTHOG!

AND THE FALLING TOWARDS THE SKY ACCOMPANYING IT?

MMHMM

I LIKE

THAT WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE PAST!

IT'S COOL!

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 3:00 PM

well, that was easy

pfffffft

lmao

this is a terrible, terrible plan

WOOO BACK IN THE PAST

oh my GOD

THAT WAS FUCKING

BADASS

ughhhhhhh

I keep forgetting that the Epsilon-Gulch plot is a thing whenever I watch the freelancer plot.

And there's always a feeling of despair whenever I'm brought back to that reality

WOOO

BACK TO THE PAST!

wait... so the Super Speed enhancement... used to be Carolina's, huh.

THAT WAS AMAZING

aw, damn. Back to Epsilon-Gulch...

pfffffft

i take it back, this is hilarious.

The plan even worked!

lmfao

Hi again, Andy. I can't really say I missed you.

...There's only so many hits this fourth wall can take, guys. Be careful with it, it's still dealing with the damage dealt to it by other shit.

Grif, seriously, the fourth wall is fragile

And that timing was utterly perfect!

Okay then, back to the past!

oh no

oh no

It's begun

NONONONO

augh

no

no

Oh... oh god.

Delta... hi, man. It's nice to see you.

but...

augh

no

...time for Episode 19.

...and things are getting worse.

everything's falling apart now.

Yay.

omfg

Andy... didn't you have one job as a bomb?

wow

i'm impressed.

...I think you guys are that cool and interesting.

I mean, that's not helping your chances of not dying but.

Just saying what I think.

BACK TO THE PAST AND--OH HEY

THAT'S YORK'S FACE, HUH? NEAT

...CT? What are you doing?

And dammit

sigh

Also, the subtitles for this one had small snarky comments in * a form like this *

it was nice

Last episode of Season 9.

...the world shattering... doesn't look how I thought it would.

Anya should get back to bingeing-Today at 4:04 PM

oh

Oh my god. She's gone.

...what

CABOOSE?!

SARGE!

oh

oh god.

That's so sweet of them!

The one time I don't wanna go back to the past.

Dammit.

Well, that was short

Thanks for bringing us back to the present!

CAROLINA?!

WAIT A MINUTE... DIDN'T TEX, THE ORIGINAL TEX, BACK IN BLOOD GULCH SAY YOU DIED?!

Also, That's not Alpha. Alpha... died. You're talking to Epsilon.

also, also, I am all for killing the Director. He deserves it.

And that's how Season 9 ends. Glad I got my goal done.

 2/05/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 3:45 PM

ahem. So, I have some shit to watch. And I have time to watch it all. Time to watch the last two miniseries I need to watch before getting to Season 10.

First off is MIA

Let's go.

woooooooooooooooooo

Oh god. That's the Blood Gulch Chronicles intro music.

I've missed it. But why is it playing?

Okay... where the hell is Grif?

lmfao

It occurs to me that this is a surprisingly longer miniseries

6 parts

that's long for a miniseries

Oh fucking hell, who kidnapped Grif?

lmfao

I have no idea when in the timeline this is supposed to take place and I don't care because it's too fucking funny

wait what

NO

DON'T CALL COMMAND

I'm pretty sure the proper term for doing reconnaissance is... actually, iunno

lmfao

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:01 PM

holy mcfuck

hi Vic

haven't seen you in... forever

Is the them being terrible at everything really that much of a surprise? I mean, this seems to be pre-badass-levels-taken BGC

i'm just lmao in the background here, don't mind me

i'm kinda worried now because A. I seriously doubt that Blue Team has anything to do with the kidnapping and B. Didn't the ransom note say that if Command was contacted, Simmons would be kidnapped next?

...oh shitako

...Sarge, you've confused me now.

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:13 PM

I don’t think I’ve seen this miniseries

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:13 PM

Go watch it.

join me in this

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:18 PM

Yeah, Church, you’re st fault for the Tetris scenario here

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:19 PM

OMG

"Well, what can you do, casting is expensive, shut your mouth."

lmfao

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:23 PM

Oh my god Tucker

‘That would be lame, I try not to say lame things on the off chance there might be a girl nearby”

Yes Caboose

That is exactly what is happening

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:26 PM

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

Now I kinda wonder... does the Director has a shit of an aim as Alpha and Epsilon?

lmao

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:28 PM

Doc returns

Yay

Also that shade they threw at Vegans

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:28 PM

ikr?

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

lmao

lmao

holy fuck, the two hours later thing makes its return after like 7 seasons

and 3 2/3 miniseries

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:32 PM

Oh, Caboose

You’re too precious

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:33 PM

I mean, I'm pretty sure that the BGC is one fucking team by this point in the show. So, does it really matter?

lmfao

OH NO

NOT HERE AGAIN

OH GOD

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DIDN'T WANT TO EVER REMEMBER THE FUCKING ZEALOTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

best bubbles-Last Monday at 4:36 PM

AND YOU WILL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:36 PM

scared scooting away

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:36 PM

THE GRUNTS

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:36 PM

but seriously though: Where and when on the timeline IS this?

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

omg

Oh fuck, there's a password?!

SERIOUSLY?!

UGH

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:39 PM

I think it’s a previous version of the epsilon unit

Or maybe I’m just assuming that because it’s made in reach

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:41 PM

i mean, that's a smart assumption.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG

OF COURSE IT'S THE PASSWORD

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:42 PM

Caboose

You are adorable

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:44 PM

omg

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

so... it's a preview for a ransom. Sure, that makes logical sense in every shape and form

sarcasm levels for Anya: 99%

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 4:46 PM

Of course

Of course that’s how this ends

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 4:47 PM

oh no fucking shit, whoever made the note has Grif!

OH MY GOD

LMFAO

Well, at least we know Grif's okay!

...And Donut too, I guess.

Time for the miniseries with a longer name I can't be bothered to type!

lmfao

that is a good question. I'm just hoping the answer is less mildly horrific than the reason there'd be two armies made up of imcompetant people fighting in a canyon in the middle of nowhere.

..actually, the "why is there a military base in the middle of a canyon" question has an answer. It's... it's not a particularly pleasant answer.

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 5:04 PM

OMG

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HOLY FUCK

I mean, driving through a metal wall does seem impossible but... what material was the thing that Grif drove through in s8 e3?

...now that I think about it, that was rock.

never mind, this is a stupid idea

well, there goes the Warthog.

lmfao

Welp, that settles who gets the Helicopter. The Reds do.(edited)

for some reason, I'm having flashbacks.

lmao

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffahahahaha

Okay, time to stop trying to hide from my work

Season 10 bingeing is... go!

So... we're in the past... yet Grifball exists... UM?!

THAT'S ANACHRONIC

Hi, Delta!

And hi, York!

Wait... oh shit, seems the implantation process has started or something

Or at least, the partnering up of the Freelancers and AIs have.

pffhaha

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT

...what's the name of the song playing?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But also YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

WOOO

TO THE ACTUAL PRESENT

epsilon, do not fly into a rage

do NOT

...Blue Team may or may not have... adopted Washington as one of their own while you were away, Epsilon.

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 8:00 PM

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

omg

...well, I mean, he can't see or hear me so... fuck it. Still calling him Epsilon.

WAIT WHAT

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

AND BACK TO THE PAST!

...I love 479-er. So much.

"Out of the frying pan, and into the shit."

So... Carolina... "apparently" gave up her AI. So, this is after the implantation process.

Probably.

I think.

...What happened to Georgia?

OMG

"Why do cars hate me?"

That is a good question, Wash.

THAT WAS MCFUCKING AWESOME

...CT? What the hell are you doing?

CT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

And back to the present!

WOOO!

...That's Simmons' choice of music for when he drives the Warthog.

I think I see why we let Grif drive.

and they're still going at it like an old married couple, I see.

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 8:18 PM

Didn't you listen to the song? Georgia's underneath a bus

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 8:18 PM

pfffffffffffffffffft

fair enough

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 8:19 PM

and Grif and Simmons are an old married couple, nobody can convince me otherwise(edited)

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 8:19 PM

same tho

i mean, come on. Everyone can see it.

Damntastic Despair-Last Monday at 8:20 PM

also what was the song you mentioned earlier?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 8:20 PM

York was falling out of such and such ship.

First Episode.

oh, Carolina... you really didn't know what you were getting, did you?

OH, HEY, BACK TO THE PAST!

Hi, York!

...That was a rough landing, damn

Same tho, Wash. Because I doubt Georgia's just under a bus.

Oh god... CT was dating that guy... and she's going with him. Where are they going?!

And back to the present!

DAMMIT

WHERE'S EPSILON

Oh my god! He's hitching a ride! In Tucker's AI Storage unit!

Holy shit!

or... just his storage unit

eh

meh Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 8:41 PM

THE WORST TIMING, DIRECTOR

FUCK YOU

pffffffffffffffffft

I love you, Delta. You are amazing.

THAT WAS AWESOME!

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT!

Because getting dragged along is pretty much the only way you guys will be plot important!

I mean. It's the truth.

oh goddammit, where did the others go.

what are you two doing?

Oh, hey, this episode has a callback for a name!

...what?

The AI Maine got partnered with... used to be Carolina's?

Is that why she gave it/them up?

...Sigma. Okay.

dammit, Tucker!

DAMMIT, TUCKER!

Carolina, holy fucking shit can you be any more icy

AND BACK TO THE PAST!

WOAH, HOLY SHIT, IS THAT EVERYONE WITH THEIR HELMETS OFF?!

LEMME SEE AGAIN QUICK!

Dammit, we don't get to see Wash's face yet

Why the hell is Sigma burning?

No, really. Why the hell does Sigma look like that?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:00 PM

4 stages of Rampancy... why the hell do I have a feeling that this is where Halo shit comes in

Would someone be willing to explain it to me?

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:03 PM

Well, you remember how they said all AI's are based on people?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:03 PM

yes

of course i do

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:03 PM

That's Halo canon as well

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:03 PM

Huh

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:04 PM

But as the AI ages, they kinda

Go crazy

rampancy is where they begin to degenerate mentally

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:05 PM

ohhhh

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:06 PM

Many of them start to see themselves as superior to their creators

They also become violent and paranoid

In the end, the go the Skynet route

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:06 PM

oooooooo

oof

yyyyikes

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:07 PM

Yep

You can think of it like an AI version of rabies

Only brought on by age

And for most AI, that age is around seven years

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:08 PM

hmmm

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:09 PM

In Halo canon, the UNSC has a regulation for dealing with this called Final Dispensation

Basically AI euthanasia

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:09 PM

jesus

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:09 PM

Yep

Which, in hindsight, makes Project Freelancer seem all the most dangerous

Imagine if they got their hands on a bunch of smart AI's instead of fragments

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:11 PM

oh fuck

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:12 PM

Yeah

Don't even wanna think about that

if the mess they were already in was caused by fragments

God, would that mean they'd all become like the Meta?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:14 PM

okay, I think that's enough thinking about that for tonight!

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:14 PM

Yeah, bad thoughts ^^;

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:19 PM

okay, enough studying rampancy and AI, time to get back to binging!

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:20 PM

Basically, you could rename it Skynet Syndrome : P

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:20 PM

pfffft

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT!

dammit, Carolina! You're just. You're making all the rookie mistakes with interacting with this crew, omg!

It's oddly amazing to watch

pffffft

wait, what? Oh, yeah, I guess you guys are criminals now because of the whole rescuing Epsilon thing.

huh

episode 7 is a go!

AND BACK TO THE PAST!

THE CHAIRMAN!

OH MY GOD

I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO RECONSTRUCTION NOW

Malcolm Hargrove, huh.

oh no

oh...

...I've never gotten a good look at Carolina's eyes before. That shade of green... it reminds me of fresh growing mint, almost.(edited)

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT

And this is our friendly reminder that Epsilon has the memories of a shit-ton of people

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:39 PM

Carolina: mint flavor

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:39 PM

lol

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:39 PM

Washington: salt flavor

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:39 PM

lmfao

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:39 PM

really though, when you look back at how Wash used to be compared to today

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:40 PM

yeah

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:40 PM

He was almost like the caboose of project freelancer

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:40 PM

speaking of the past, we're back in it!

HOLY SHIT

Alpha... Church, the one I've known for 6 fucking seasons--has been name-dropped

And Wash, please, oh please take off the helmet! Everyone else has! Please! I want to see what you look like under the helmet instead of coming up with shitty headcanons for what you look like!

Wash... are you eating a banana with the helmet on?!

best bubbles-Last Monday at 9:44 PM

Yes

yes he is

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 9:45 PM

OH MY GOD

ROOSTER TEETH, WTF

WHYYY

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH US

PLEASE, I JUST WANNA SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and the episode's over

and i'm still mildly upset because

augh

you guys know

Also... who was the guy spying on CT and her group with Wyoming?

He had Blue armor, but not like--sim trooper regulation blue.

a more... cobalt-ish shade of blue

ahahahaha

The mcfucking callbacks here!

lmfao

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT AND OH DAMMIT

YAY, BACK TO THE MCFUCKING DESERT

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:00 PM

pfffft

AND BACK TO THE PAST, WOW WAS THAT SHORT

I love you, 479-er.

yep

My heart officially belongs to 479-er and Delta... as well as all the BGC... and Epsilon... and Wash... and a bunch of characters not even from this series and--well, I have a big heart, okay? There's enough to go around!

RIP, attempted reference/call forward

rip

THAT WAS COOL

woah boy

It's official. Cars, Warthogs in particular, have some sort of grudge against Wash.

oh my god

whatever's about to happen... it's gonna be epic

there is just no way, no fucking how I can trust Sigma. I mean... just look at the guy! He radiates untrustworthiness, holy shit

well, that was awesome

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT

best bubbles-Last Monday at 10:26 PM

He's also voiced by Elijah Wood

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:27 PM

Huh.

best bubbles-Last Monday at 10:27 PM

Frodo is now a flaming AI

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:27 PM

wait, what

w h a t

friendenemepanion

did i type that right?

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

subtle call-back, i see

omg

We're gonna put Epsilon.. inside a motorcycle... okay, sure

AND BACK TO THE PAST

Oh shit, hi, Wyoming!

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

oh god

I forgot he likes knock-knock jokes

oh, hi, Tex

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT

no, wait, never mind.

BACK TO THE PAST

...did we really need to leave?

woah

The unidentified Cobalt just pulled an ax out of his arm.

woah

WOAH

Damn, "Cobalt"'s pretty awesome!

...I feel bad for CT. She clearly's gotten some idea of the shit that is going on.

NO

wOAH

CT...

CT!

No

I'm actually... crying

this... how is this the first time this show's brought me to tears?

best bubbles-Last Monday at 10:46 PM

hugs

Emotions are complicated

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:48 PM

oh

so... that's why we returned to the desert... okay then

why is it now that i get to be punched in the gut by this show, though? There were... there were other moments, so many other moments.

so why now?

Edventure Quest-Last Monday at 10:52 PM

What's happening

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:52 PM

ct

i just finished season 10, episode 10

Edventure Quest-Last Monday at 10:55 PM

Oh- ;;

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Monday at 10:55 PM

imma need some time to... to think on all this.

And it's almost 11, I should have gone to sleep long ago anyways.

Edventure Quest-Last Monday at 11:03 PM

Get some rest okay?

 2/06/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 9:09 AM

Okay so. I've had some time, time to get back to binging.

Time for Episode 11, Out of Body

And we're in the present!

I believe Epsilon's former body of residence is probably still in the old Freelancer Training Building.

hmmmm

AND BACK TO THE PAST WHERE OH, LOOK

MORE RECONSTRUCTION FLASHABCKS

HOLY MCSHIT

YORK AND NORTH ARE DRESSED IN SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A UNIFORM OR A SUIT OF ARMOR

THIS IS

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

yeah... two people in the same head... I can see how that'd be an experience.

Huh, the name of the next episode is also the name of the first miniseries I had to watch.

That's... a thing.

Oh.

OH NO

AUGH

we're back to the present and...

there's the fucking intro chords for reconstruction.

and recovery one, too, i guess

damn

oh god

augh

omg

oh

oh no

oh god

oh god.

that's the most i've ever cried because of this show.

what... what did she say to him, anyways?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I think I like Carolina now

And so... now we're going back to Valhalla.

A lot of things are keys in this series, apparently.

lmao

AND BACK TO THE PAST

hi Gamma... nice to see you?

well, I mean, I'm pretty sure Tex is doing most of the work. She's a bit of a badass, after all.

oooooooooooooooooooo

catfight, catfight

dammit, Carolina, you think you know. But you don't

DAMMIT, CAROLINA

dammit, Carolina.

...never mind, I'm pretty sure South is the actual embodiment of rage, Omega can just pack up and go home.

Um... is that supposed to be a call-forward or is it oddly fitting just to hear Wash say recovery one?

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT

and...

that was short

BACK TO THE PAST

hoo bo y

this is going to be a fight, alright

ah fuck

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 10:01 AM

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT

...what?

what?

This... something's off. But... in a good way.

ahahahahAAHAHAHAAHAHA

OH MY GOD

DONUT'S ALIVE?!

OH

MY

GOD

lmfao

What the hell do you mean, "might be"? They are

AND BACK TO THE PAST!

oh god.

freelancer's started unraveling.

good

I have never, ever hated the Director like I do right(edited)

now

what the shit

there's just... an empty hole inside of me... no wait, there's the anger

AND BACK TO THE PRESENT, WHERE I WILL HOPEFULLY FORGET EVERY SHITTY THING I JUST SAW BECAUSE

GOD

And back to the past, and I didn't forget, which sucks

Oh god

OH GOD NO

NO

CT... you... you were incredible.

and...

oh god

oh no

so... we know where to find the director.

Good.

He needs to pay.

Edventure Quest-Last Tuesday at 10:33 AM

Good Anya, give into the darkness.

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 10:35 AM

I can't see a reason why, for any of his crimes. He couldn't let go. But that is no reason to drag innocent fucking people into his shit. That is no reason to make an AI copy of his personality, then put that AI through countless horrible scenarios just to break him apart. THAT IS NO GODAMN REASON TO DO THE THINGS HE'S DONE

AND THAT? THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME HATE HIM SO MUCH

I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SOME ASSHOLES DO WHAT THEY DO. I CAN TRY AND MAKE SENSE OF THE MOTIVES BEHIND THE SHIT OF XEHANORT AND JUNKO. BUT DOING SUCH

SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS? WITH NO GOOD, EXPLAINABLE REASON?!

THAT'S FUCKING IT

THE DIRECTOR NEEDS. TO. DIE.

i don't think i've ever hated so much.

Edventure Quest-Last Tuesday at 10:37 AM

But what about the reds and blues?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 10:39 AM

...At the end of the day, they're victims of all this bullshit as well. And who's to say that the use of Sim Troopers started with the Director?! But, yeah, they're fucking victims of his bullshit too. ...I wish I could say I could understand why the director would go off a slope, and nearly drag everyone else down with him.

BUT I CAN'T

AND I FUCKING

...i just

I need some time to clear my head of this rage

maybe punch a wall or something.

okay, i've punched a wall a couple of times.

it did not help.

just makes my hand hurt

god, do i hate that man

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:23 PM

Man, if you hate the director this much...

I can't wait until you get to season 15

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 3:24 PM

why?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 3:24 PM

Well, I had a very similar rage-filled reaction to the main antagonist of that season

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 3:24 PM

huh.

that bodes fucking well

also, I have now cleared my head of the unstoppable anger

let's try and finish the season.

And they've started the AI removal process after Wash had Epsilon for a few days.

at least a few days.

I'm pretty sure Omega's the one who piloted the getting the fuck out of there,, tbh.

oh my god. York and Tex are working together... oh god. Are they... they're trying to rescue Alpha?

aaaaand back to the present!

omg

...

wow

that was...

yeah

fuck

this... this is the season where i start fucking crying Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 3:50 PM

of course it goddamn is

i got off easy for the last ten, but now?

ahahaha

here come the fucking tears'

...

yeah, there is nothing i can say here

and back to the past...

jesus fucking christ, how many random soldiers will be voiced by ian and anthony from smosh this season anyways?!

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:00 PM

oh god

she tossed him a lighter

probably the lighter she originally took from him

oh god

the mother of invention just crashed

aUGH

oh god

Church...?

oh

oh god

i'm legit fucking bawling for the... three people curious, fyi

Edventure Quest-Last Tuesday at 4:05 PM

*eyes emoji*

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:05 PM

I'm 10 minutes into episode 19

fuck

Maine, what are you doin---Carolina?!

Is she alright?

OH GOD

META... THE FUCK

episode 19... i finished it

ha

hahaha

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:13 PM

Season 10 does not withold the gut punches

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:13 PM

it is not

it's time for episode 20. I don't think we'll be going back to the past any more.

omg

I forgot Grif kinda, sorta... has the knifle now.

and yes, i am calling it a knifle

if we can call crescent rose a sycfle, then we can call the brute shot a knifle

oh, great. now the UNSC people come.

Fucking joyyyyy

That was easy.

funny. I have this weird feeling.

Like we're never going to see this place again.

and...

oh shit.

It's a horde of Tex.

And we all saw episode 10 of Season 8.

This is going to either suck or be amazing.

Episode 21 time

Oh, hey, CGI in the modern day! That hasn't been seen for a while!

oh shit

CAROLINA!

...oh, look!

HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!

IN ALL THEIR SOMEHOW AWESOME GLORY!

OH MY GOD

IS THAT...

I KNOW THAT MELODY LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND

OH MY GOD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT WAS AWESOME

oh come the fuck on, why are we mirroring the dialogue which made me sob not 30 minutes ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that was incredible

and... now it's time.

time for the director... to get what's coming to him.

he needs to pay, alright

...they have... ha ha ha... they have the same eyes.

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

Oh man.

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

About what?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

This is my second favourite scene in RvB

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:45 PM

ha

hahahaha

my god

and i guess.

I guess that the main quest... has ended.

Now what, though?

...Where are we going?

Back to the past?!

Really?!

WAIT, WHAT

CAPTAIN FLOWERS... WAS A FREELANCER?!

AGENT FLORIDA, NO LESS?!

HE'S THE COBALT GUY?!

WHAT THE HELL, THOUGH?

WHAT THE HELL EVEN HAPPENED TO THAT STATE, THOUGH?!

wait what

They fucking

destroyed florida

the state

just for a cover story

Okay, there's horrible

there's terrible

there's a point of no return

But this? This is just incredulous

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 4:51 PM

Project Freelancer: Fucked up.

best bubbles-Last Tuesday at 4:51 PM

I remember how much the reveal mindfucked me

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 4:51 PM

i give up

i give the fuck up on ever understanding anything to do with project freelancer

i just

I already gave up once

I'm doing it again, but with real meaning

ahahaha

Where are we now, guys?

They... we're home.

Ahahaha.

She does sound like a smart lady.

Carolina, Epsilon... good luck, you two.

And it's over.

I finished Season 10 and god was that an emotional wringer(edited)

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:00 PM

Season 11 is a lot less of an emotional roller coaster than Season 10 was

as is Season 12, and most of Season 13

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:00 PM

...most of Season 13

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:00 PM

But yes, now you're at the Chorus Trilogy!

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:00 PM

That... that bodes...

...what were you going to say, V?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:05 PM

i don't think I was going to say anything?

other than The Chorus Trilogy is amazing

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:06 PM

you were typing

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:06 PM

I was? eh, whatever, I don't remember what I was gonna say

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:06 PM

ahh

so, um

What was the AU you wanted to tell me?

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM

an AU where all the AI are Carolina's flesh and blood siblings

When someone asks why she's named Carolina while all her siblings have names like Alpha, Omega, Epsilon, etc. she responds with "My mom named me."

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:19 PM

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

We could call that AU: "The one where Carolina is annoyed by her various idiot and jerkass brothers. Constantly."

"The idiot friends of two of them don't help."

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:22 PM

Theta is obviously the youngest sibling

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:22 PM

clearly

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:22 PM

and if anyone ever hurt him, they get all 8 angry siblings coming after them

also, did you pick up on the fact that Beta was Tex?

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:23 PM

yes, I did.

that and TVTropes has spelled it out for me.

It's handy for that.

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:26 PM

it is

so there are two Church Jrs and a Tex Jr. in this AU family

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:27 PM

pfffffffffffffffffffft

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:27 PM

completely ignoring the sexual tension between any incarnations of Church and Tex though, because incest=gross

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:28 PM

yep

i'm not sure I'm ready for Season 11

I know you said it's supposed to be lighter, but...

i'm not sure i'm ready

Edventure Quest-Last Tuesday at 5:37 PM

The Chorus Trilogy won't hurt you...too much

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:37 PM

oh. that makes it all better.

...you know? Life is short. Might as well start it.

Damntastic Despair-Last Tuesday at 5:45 PM

You won't be hit too hard in the gut during Season 11

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 5:46 PM

that's... reassuring.

dammit

So that's what happened.

We got shipwrecked.

Joy.

glorious.

I mean, that is an accurate description of movie trailers nowadays

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 6:02 PM

Oh my god

That organizational chart tho

Anya should get back to bingeing-Last Tuesday at 8:26 PM

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2189811/chapters/4795215

so, I found this

It's good. Really good. I guess I can thank TVTropes for guiding me to it.

 2/07/18

Anya should get back to bingeing-Yesterday at 2:31 PM

Okay so

I have some time before I need to start packing up

Let's see how much of Season 11 I can get through today!

wha?

Who's there?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRAINING COURSE?!

That plan could work, actually!

...we... we really could just cut out the middle man and use the radio transmitter itself?

so...

dammit, Tucker.

yeah...

How long has it fucking been since the ship crashed, anyways?

of fucking course

The next episode's name implies that we're finally going to get a start on getting out of this goddamn canyon-in-a-jungle! WOOOOO

WE'RE GETTING A SIGNAL!

Anya should get back to bingeing-Yesterday at 3:01 PM

of course

sigh

dammit, don't know why I got myself excited there.

so... I

I'm just going to set my things going wrong timer to five seconds.

It seems appropriate.

i'm dying a bit inside.

just a little bit.

Um

...Okay then

Oh goddammit.

holy shitak

...wha?

Who's that?!

 2/10/18

Anya-Today at 12:20 PM

okay i've been putting this off, time for more binging!

Episode 7 time

...that is a good question.

...

i'm going to blame halo game mechanics for that

I would've called it a chameleon then!

ehehehehe

uhh

i'm scared of Freckles

very scared

didn't we already do this in Season 4, dammit?

...

okay, guys, the fourth wall is mcfucking fragile, please don't try and shatter it.

okay... that's the second time we've gone into a random sniper shot, with no logical explanation for who's watching, or why.

I don't have a good feeling about this.

wait wait wait

WHO FORGOT THE MUSIC?!

Anya-Today at 1:00 PM

better

aww man

also... dammit, guys

just... in general

o boy

this is going to be... yeah

oh no

oh no

oh no

lmfao

...wait a fucking minute

....that's Tex's theme

but

what

OH FUCKING HELL

COME ON

YOU DO NOT, ROOSTER TEETH

YOU DO NOT

UGH

...

...no

...you didn't

...that pilot.... that ship was our hope for getting out of this fucking place.

...seriously, please tell me you didn't.

DAMMIT, DONUT

FUCKING

DAMMIT

...huh.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, X-BOX COLORED GUY?!

Anya-Today at 1:28 PM

So... I'm blaming Grif and Tucker for us being stuck here.

best bubbles-Today at 1:28 PM

Valid

Anya-Today at 1:30 PM

wait... does Red Team actually get to carry the plot for a change?! Because if so... fuck yeah!

best bubbles-Today at 1:31 PM

They finally have something to contribute

Anya-Today at 1:32 PM

pfffffffffffft

...hmm?

Oh, it's you. Weird... X-Box guy.

I'm already scared of you.

That's record time

...Locus.

Okay, sure.

best bubbles-Today at 1:34 PM

At first I thought his name was Locust

Anya-Today at 1:34 PM

Wherever we are... we're sure as fuck not alone.

You know, there's a reason I watch with subtitles on. It's mostly to make sure I don't fuck up with the names.

What

you guys have a SIRI here

what

WHAT

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE SPYING ON US

...AND THIS ONE... DOES HE KNOW US?!

I mean, he said, and I quote: "Holy shit. It's actually them."

wha

So... this guy... may know who the Locus fuck is? And... he clearly doesn't like him.

gah

so... the ship... literally broke in half

joy

...where the fuck is the other half, then?

...Grif... I think you might want to back away from that.

best bubbles-Today at 1:43 PM

These guys are not good pilots, are they?

Anya-Today at 1:44 PM

well, yeah, but i'm talking about the weird-ass glowy sticky things

that remind me of bombs

or grenades

and seriously wow, i'm just getting a bad feeling here

we sure they don't do anything except stick?

SON OF A BIT--I knew it.

WHAT THE SHIT

Oh my god! Those things are like mini-teleporters in and out of hammerspace!

HOLY SHIT

or.... teleporter cube

What are you doing, Wash.

WHAT?!

WE HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION NOW?!

awwwwww

but still cool

HOLY SHIT, THE CUBES ARE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T PUT THAT TOGETHER!

HOLY SHIT

Anya-Today at 2:00 PM

WHO ARE YOU, ORANGE STRIPED FUCK

...okay, so maybe you're here to help us

maybe

I'm not sure I trust you just yet

"It's about twenty hours long, and I only enjoy telling it in 5 minute intervals."

Ahem. Our fourth wall is fragile(edited)

And the fourth wall needs to be protected. Please, just listen to me for once.

please

pfffffffffffft

Welp, now we have 3 people to blame for this.

omg

The radio... was turned off.

Wow.

...

what

...what?!

what the fuck?!

oh fuck

...that ship...

It looks familiar

Do you think it's--no, no, the Mother of Invention crashed, it can't be.

I repeat: I am scared of Freckles.

that was so sweet

Anya-Today at 3:03 PM

ah... fuck

...16? No, wait, lemme pull up a count of people I know to be here... that'd be... 11. Who are the other 5?!

OH SHIT

WHAT THE SHIT

WHO THE FUCK WAS AIMING FOR WASH?!

AND, THANK YOU, ORANGE-STRIPED DUDE

...what the shit?!

WHAT THE SHIT?!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Well, I mean... yeah.

Felix... okay then.

NO

WE HAVE NO REAL CLUE

...huh?

Chorus? That's what this place is called?

Well, that makes sense, this is called the Chorus Trilogy after all.

also.... ugh

Welp, that's 4 people to blame for our current situation

I hope you four are proud of yourselves.

...what

Crash-landed in the middle of a civil war.

yay

ughhhh

...were you going to say something, Jake?

best bubbles-Today at 3:18 PM

No, sorry

Typed in the wrong chat ^^;

Anya-Today at 3:18 PM

aaaah

rip

best bubbles-Today at 3:19 PM

Also, crash landing in the middle of a civil war

Sounds just like the BGC, doesn't it?

Anya-Today at 3:19 PM

honestly, yes

it does.

Sooo... One side, the side that's not actively trying to murder us, is called The New Republic. Gotcha.

pfffffffffft

I can't believe it.

The greatest soldiers in the galaxy?

are you sure you're not thinking of... anyone else?!

best bubbles-Today at 3:22 PM

I mean

They did kinda kill several freelancers

Anya-Today at 3:22 PM

...true.

best bubbles-Today at 3:22 PM

Some unintentionally, but still

Anya-Today at 3:23 PM

fair enough

but... the greatest?

I... I have to doubt that, deep down.

soooooooooooo

what you're saying is... time to be part of a rebellion. That we know... very little about.

Sure, why not

But also.... no.

Why?

We're still mcfucking stranded and... again, you're asking the Blood Gulch Crew. Despite what you may think, they're only occasionally competent.

wait what

Ohhhh... you mean the mercenary definition of Freelancer that was used back in Season 1 and never again.

oh

...what?

What do you mean, "about to be hit... hard."?

They... probably aren't.

But, well... they did take down the Meta. And an entire army of Tex. So maybe we won't die after all.

let's prepare for a battle.

....those are the stupidest landmines ever.(edited)

Of all time.

how about we don't try and re-activate the malfunctioning robot who tried to murder everyone?

That seems smart.

welp. seems there's still some problems with the helmet.

yayyyy

Yeah, where are Epsilon and Carolina anyways?

The Federal Army... that's our enemy, it seems.

...shitty name for an opposing side.

...You know what, Felix? I think I may like you yet.

Edventure Quest-Today at 3:49 PM

Pretty chill guy. I like Felix

Anya-Today at 3:51 PM

Well, who knew? Wash is back in... a pretty close replication of his old armor.

Edventure Quest-Today at 3:52 PM

Noice

Anya-Today at 3:53 PM

ah great. I mean... I can understand why Lopez Dos is doing this... kinda. But now is not the goddamn time

Oh look, it is a Robot battle now.

Yay?

OH SHIT

WE GOT LOCUS HERE NOW

AND I'M GOING GUESS MORE ON THE WAY

YEP, DEFINITELY MORE

FUCK

also... where the hell is Doc?

Eh. We'll focus on that later

WE GOT A BATTLE TO FIGHT

WOOOOO

oh

WOOOOOO

Anya-Today at 4:01 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

WOOOOO

NICE ONE, DONUT!

....dammit Donut.

OH SHIT, NOT

Oh thank god

YAHAHAHA, WOOHOO TUCKER!

...oh crap

OH CRAP

LOPEZ!

WOOO

NO

WASH

SARGE

FUCK YOU, LOCUS!

...what was that?

wait...

we got backup

but... oh no.

oh no no no no

WASH

WASH, PLEASE, COME ON

NO

NO, YOU IDIOT

NO

NO

no

no

nononononono

...

no

...

I

no

Sarge, Donut, Wash, Lopez... we left them all behind.

WE LEFT THEM BEHIND, WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED LONGER

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SARGE IS STILL ALIVE!

...

no

...it's time for the final episode... I guess.

And... hey, wait, is it starting on a call-back to Season 3? I feel like it is.

...So this is the New Republic base.

...no

no

hi, there, Miss Kimball... I guess.

i... i can't believe it.

I don't want to believe it.

They... they can't be dead.

Edventure Quest-Today at 4:17 PM

hugs Shhh

Anya-Today at 4:18 PM

Those fucks have pulled through worse and weirder, they have to be alive!

i

...they have to be

THEY'RE ALIVE

OH THANK FUCK

Well... that makes our course obvious.

I don't know what's going on here. But half of our crew is being held captive by these guys you people call your enemy. So... let's fight this goddamn war.

And the promise of fucking off and getting as far away from Chorus afterwards?! FUCK YEAH

...so... we're putting these 4 in charge of troops. Sure, why the hell not.

So there's a stinger. Let's watch that.

Wait... that crate... why would it need to be recovered?

...Carolina?

CAROLINA?!

HWAT

...that's why you got him to keep them alive.

thanks

BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCL

Anya-Today at 4:48 PM

I can't believe I just finished Season 11.

I'm like

I'm mcfucking shook to the shookiest degree because

well

a lot of things

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:50 PM

The chorus trilogy only gets better from here

Edventure Quest-Today at 4:50 PM

pats

Things get better

But things get worse.

Anya-Today at 4:50 PM

...

i'm not sure how to respond to either of those because one is things getting better, but things getting worse, and the other is V saying it only gets better from here.

And I don't know how much I trust V

Edventure Quest-Today at 4:52 PM

That's all you get from moi. Take my words as you see fit

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:54 PM

I say better as in the story gets more interesting as it goes on

Anya-Today at 4:54 PM

yeah

that's why i didn't know how to respond to your comment

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:54 PM

Also, VA reference time

Locus: Roman

Kimball: Ruby

And Felix: Jaune

Anya-Today at 4:59 PM

.....

..........

so that's the reason I like Felix so much!

 2/12/18

Anya-Today at 3:41 PM

So like, I'm going to try and complete the next few seasons before I start writing down any more stuff for the AU soooo

Season 12 time!

Wooo!

best bubbles-Today at 3:41 PM

Woo!

Anya-Today at 3:42 PM

Let's go!

Oh god. Of course.

lmao

Heyyy, CGI! Haven't seen that in a whiel

*while

fucking hell, me

I can't fucking believe these guys are captains.

THE PASSWORD WAS PASSWORD, FUCKING OF COURSE

I feel, so, so bad for the New Republic right now.

...I see the problem here.

You're trusting them with plans

Th--nothing they've ever accomplished had any real plans behind the actions! Just spur of the moment tactics that led to them not dying!

Anya-Today at 4:02 PM

Well, that was a thing. On to Episode 2!

Yeahhh, can't believe it took you so long to realize that they are, in fact, kind of dumb.

oh. oh my god.

A fucking lead.

god dammit.

RUN

RUN, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT

well, this all went to hell in a handbasket very fast

son of a bitch

Episode 3 and... hey, isn't this what happened when the Meta was defeated?

Is this referencing how Chekov's Gun works as a trope?

Also... sigh

lol

You know where they are?!

Suicide and a bunch of puppies dying.

I like that analogy for some reason.

5 days...

hoo boy

Episode 4

...how?

...Um. That's a good question.

I don't think there's an answer.

oh my god

we could be... actually training right now

but nope

instead we get this

I'm not even sure I'm surprised

OH MY GOD

I mean, according to the rules of calling dibs... Grif's in charge now.

But... those aren't the best rules to follow so....

let's disregard that.

Felix... standing around and talking is their fucking bread and butter.

I mean, if you want to watch this trainwreck that is these guys, I could just give you the way to the youtube channel

Episode 5

pffffffffffft

Felix, how can you be so ...iunno, yet so lovable?

This is going to be great.

sigh

Time to watch all the ways these 8 fail!

Woo!

lmao

SON OF A BITCHPFFFFFAHAHAHA

 2/13/18

Anya-Today at 4:07 PM

so... I have the time (and lack of people I'm showing the series to in the house) to continue watching Season 12 today!

Let's go

...huh?

Kimball, lady... ya mind explaining?

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 4:13 PM

Whelp, I finished Season 14 of RvB. It had some fun and some feels, BUT NOW I CAN GET TO S15 WHOO!

Anya-Today at 4:13 PM

Oh... oh these kids haven't heard the story of the Blood Gulch Chronicles yet. You don't know about the whole... team-killing fucktard thing. Oh, you four are innocent.

Oh... lmao

I still feel bad for the rebels. They have to put up with... these idiots and their various... yeah.

Oh, great, back to the plot shit.

Oh?

Well, this is going to be interesting...

Woo!

Oh? We're not bringing the other four? Well, I mean, I think I can see why we want to keep them out of this. What we want to do--rescue the others-- isn't part of their fight.

I mean... yeah.

The Federal Army will be expecting actual, real smart fighters trying to get into this base. Not a bunch of lucky idiots who somehow manage to be badass.

Let's do this!

I wonder that on a daily basis.

WOAH, HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE CGI?

...and why does it give me a bad feeling about this?

JESUS FUCK A CORPSE

oh shit

We're almost at the base... almost there.

WHAT

I mean... okay, sure?

GYAH, DEFINITELY WORKED

Unnamed Voice...? Jesus fuck, that's either the subtitler giving no shits or a hint I should be suspicious.

guys... isn't the obvious answer to try and hide?

...you know what, I shouldn't even bother suggesting these plans any more.

lmfao

holy

mcfuck

THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY SNOW THERE!

EVER!

oh shit

I repeat: oh shit

I think worst case scenario is everyone dying.

But, like, my opinion doesn't matter here, so sure, y'all do whatever the fuck you want

There have been worse plans.

...what?

It just opened...

...

Guys?

...What?

what?!

WHAT?!

Caboose, the fourth wall is still fragile

Okay, so, quick recap for those not keeping up with my reactions, I just finished Season 12, Episode 8. Time for a flashback couple of episodes, it seems.

Yeah, sure, Locus, like I'm going to believe a word that come out of your mouth.

Wash, what the hell is happening?

And we're back to the "Wash suffering by account of being the only sane person within 15 miles show"!

Wow. That is not a good officer.

He literally fainted.

...This Emily chick is mildly amazing and mildly frightening.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:55 PM

More VA facts

Doyle is voiced by the same guy who does the voices for both Roman and Locus

Anya-Today at 4:56 PM

what

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:56 PM

and Doctor Gray is voiced by Blake's voice actor

Anya-Today at 4:56 PM

....what

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:56 PM

Yup

as for the 4... privates, I think

Andersmith-Port Jenkins-Yang Palomo-Neptune

I don't think Bitters's VA has a role in RWBY, but I could be wrong

Anya-Today at 4:57 PM

they're lieutenants, actually

but also... wow

holy shit, wow

yes, Doyle, you should've

Anya-Today at 5:00 PM

Oh my fucking god

this guy's a secretary.

...

oh my fucking god

there's competent people to put in charge, there's incompetent people to put in charge

this?

I have no words for this

...FRECKLES!

NO

NO

...

a moment of silence for Freckles...

Also, Locus... I still hate you.

I hate you a lot more right now, in fact.

HOLY SHIT.

HE UNDERSTANDS SPANISH

THIS IS A FUCKING WONDER IN THIS UNIVERSE

So... the moral I've gotten here is... something's off about this war.

We're probably going to find out what.

And back to the present!

oh... oh shit, yeah... it's silent.

That isn't right.

...what the shit

what the shit

...what

oh shit

oh shit

oh fuck

we... we are in some deep, deep fucking shit now

...fuck you, Felix, and fuck you, Locus.

fuck both of you.

hey

hey, Felix.

Have you been tricked into thinking you were sent into the future?

Have you taken down not just two evil AI, but an honest-to-god Freelancer?

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:22 PM

Hey, you got to the bit where Felix reveals his true colors!

Anya-Today at 5:23 PM

Have you fought with the Meta, more than once, and lived to see another day? Hell, have you managed to take that motherfucker out?!

Have you beaten an army of Tex clones?

No?

Then you, however great a mercenary you may be, have no fucking place to talk about being a great soldier.

Also, hi V, yes I have.

actually, as much as it pains me to say it, Locus is right. There are.

And, still paining me to say it, but Locus is right again. You kill people quickly, you don't fucking monologue in their faces, that just gives a Big Damn Heroes moment time to set up.

CAROLINA?!

CAROLINA!

WOOHOOO

Oh, hey, seems Emily Gray is coming along for the ride...

also what the fuck

EPSILON!

YES! YES, I DID MISS YOU!

Okay, so after that, I'm going to stop for today.

Watch 5 a day, I should be done with Season 12 by Thursday for me. Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:34 PM

only five? Wimp. :P

Anya-Today at 5:34 PM

Hey. I watched like, all of Season 3 in one day.

And Season 2, and I think Season One, too.

I think I've done my share of one-sitting-bingeing.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:35 PM

Fair enough

 2/14/18

Anya-Today at 1:50 PM

so looking at the playlist

holy fuck, why are there 33 episodes for Season 13?!

Is that like

a goof or something or is it just genuinely that long???????

holy fuck

so... anyways, bingeing is goooo

And yet another flashback as we see what Epsilon and Carolina have been up to!

ooo, CGI

this is all cool as fuck!

omg

this is fucking amazing!

that was fucking amazing from start to finish and I haven't even reached the end of the episode

Anya-Today at 2:02 PM

That was an awesome episode

And back to the present, where maybe we can finally get some perspective on what the goddamn hell is going on on this planet!

Ohhh, Emily... you do not want to hear this story. It's long and confusing, and I'm not totally sure how to summarize it.

Well, okay, Emily, let's hear your take on these idiots!

yeah, it does. I'm pretty sure Project Freelancer has something to do with all this because... it always does! Even when we don't think it exists, it does! Even when we're pretty sure it's something else entirely, it does!

What did Project Freelancer do this time?

pfffffffffffffft

they had a mcfucking news article about them

holy mcfuck

I mean, yeah. There have definitely been enough plot twists for one lifetime for you guys.

ohhh

oh shit

someone set this up so the ship would crash on Chorus

Damntastic Despair-Today at 2:11 PM

There’s a lot of bonus content in the season 13 playlist, it’s about the average size of an RvB season

Anya-Today at 2:12 PM

ohhhhh

gotcha

...that's what you're focusing on here, okay then... wait, Simmons... what did you do?

pfffffffffffffffffflmao

we are very likely fucked.

that is all I've gotten out of conclusions for our situation today.

we are very likely amazingly fucked.

so, effectively, the Federal Army and New Republic think we're dead. Great. And we're all likely to die anyways. Great.(edited)

fucking hell

So that's why the knifle hasn't shown up!

holy shit the possession trick makes its return after 6 seasons!

Never have I related more to something Caboose has said.

dibs protocol, fuckers

...an IQ of 240?!

Lady, holy fuck, you're like, a genius

woohoo, let's split up gang.

Anya Sarcasm levels: 51%

Felix, my man... I loathe you

Yet I also kinda like you.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 2:36 PM

that's Felix for you

you hate him for what he does

but yet he's still so goddamn charming

Anya-Today at 2:39 PM

Okay, the actual priority for our missions: don't get fucking captured. We aren't going on any more goddamn rescue missions.

oh crap.

what the fuck is this place...

and we're back to Crash Site Bravo.

yay?

and now we're back to the other crash site!

yeah... so fucking creep---wtf

OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ANOTHER SPACESHIP HOLY FUCK

oh no

oh fuck

ohhhh

fuck

that's a lot of hostiles.

Woo! We have the manifest!

OH NO

oh thank god

So... time to interrogate this Space Pirate. This'll be horrible.

...Everyone's grown from the guys they were back in Blood Gulch. I'm going through the earlier seasons with my parents and... comparing them in Season 1 to them in Season 12... yeah, my god. They've changed.

sigh

goddammit. Our needed files are under lockdown. Yay.

Anya-Today at 3:01 PM

oh boy

this... this is gonna be interesting

...remind me to never get on Dr. Grey's bad side.

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 3:03 PM

Ehehehe-

Anya-Today at 3:04 PM

jesus fuck

...tractor beams?

so, that's why we crashlanded.

okay.

jesus FUCL

wait... so the guys fucking around... probably saved us all.

so... thanks, I guess.

actually, no "I guess" about it, thanks.

your mutual idiocy saved us all from death.

FUCK

WE GOT PROBLEMS

AND A LOT OF THEM INCOMING

...oh no.

...what?

back at the gas station???

wha--how?

oh

Well, I have time today... might as well watch more.

and... fuck, I had almost forgotten. Both sides of the civil war are probably being led into a trap... oh no.

...they're delivering what is practically the same speech, aren't they?

I love the lieutenants.

A lot.

fucking hell, Locus.

fucking hell, Locus and probably Felix too because it seems like you guys are just saying the same things to different sides at this point.

Anya-Today at 4:00 PM

I mean... we're used to it.

One argument ain't going to tear shit apart among this group.

wow

Awww, that was sweet!

wait what

...Felix.

...huh?

So... we've been offered a way out. ...something's fishy about this, really.

and, again, I love the lieutenants.

ugh...

I detest the pirates.

...god, how is a show based off of people standing around and talking so good at making me despise their villains?

...And fucking terrible is apparently our best option.

wait

There's an Option D in this.

We teleport directly to the Capitol, and stop it from there.

Now, I know that sounds even worse than nightmare, butttt

Would anyone be expecting it?

No!

And that's what gives us the advantage!

and...

oh no

Oh come the fuck on

Episode 18 is called "Fed vs New", which sickens me and makes me wonder how I didn't pick up on that before at the same time

Woohoo but also fuck

Oh look, seems like the people of Chorus are about to figure this shit out on their own! Good for them!

dammit

oh fuck

ah\

ahahaha

WOOOO

Something I'd just like to point out here: Wash sounded a bit younger there for a second. He just said, in response to nearly falling off a cliff: "It's not a car, it's a cliff." In what is probably the most panicked tone of voice I've heard from him.

wha... Felix... you're saying that about the one guy in the universe that we know has an Energy Sword. Your chances of not dying are decreasing by the second.

best bubbles-Today at 4:39 PM

Felix needs to learn when to shut his piehole

Anya-Today at 4:39 PM

he does, doesn't he?

You know, I feel like, at a certain point, these two mercenaries... they just manage to make me lose all respect for them. Because A: People change, they learn and grow and become better people, and B: ...okay. I don't have a B. But they're causing mass genocide for no good reason. That's a reason to hate them!

pfffffffffffffffffffffft

Locus, you call yourself a mercenary and a soldier. I'm pretty sure that, at some point, there's a difference between the two.

you know... I think I know why I hate these guys almost as much, if not as much, as I do the Director. Because I'm pretty sure the Director wasn't a sociopath.(edited)

SHIT

WHAT

NO

NO

NONONONONONO

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:45 PM

?

Anya-Today at 4:45 PM

TUCKER

HE JUST GOT FUCKING STABBED IN THE GUT

oh god no

oh god

and back to the capitol... oh god no

oh

oh

oh thank god

Hey, Felix... you still talking shit, I see. Keep talking.

That won't backfire at all.

Heya, Epsilon.

AHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

PERFECT!

THE HELMET CAM, OF COURSE

And that monologue while you should've been keeping your eyes on the others? Pffft, Felix, you're making so many fucking mistakes, it's amazing!

perfect

fuck you, mercenaries.

AND OH GOD

TUCKER, PLEASE, PLEASE BE ALRIGHT!

Oh... oh my god.

They've made it to safety.

And the lieutenants have stories of their own to tell

Oh...

oh thank god

he's alright

oh my god

Freckles is a gun now. I completely forgot about that

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:59 PM

FRECKLES

Anya-Today at 5:02 PM

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

ahahahaha

WE'VE GOT THE MANIFEST?!

YEAH AHAHAWOOOHOOO

Charon Industries? Weren't they the people that Project Freelancer was fighting or something?

ohhhhh

yeahhhhhhh

huh

huh?

...hmmmm

Huh?!

Oh, this... this is going to be interesting!

wait... the Chairman?!

That speech was awesome

And I finished Season 12.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:11 PM

Season 13 is coming up

prepare for lighthearted happy funtimes!

Anya-Today at 5:11 PM

...

...

I doubt that.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:11 PM

in all seriousness though Season 13 is great

 2/15/18

Anya-Today at 11:10 AM

so then

Time to start on Season 13!

I'll probably be skipping over most of the side videos, but I think I'll start by watching the trailer for Season 13

OML

Epsilon made a version of the series for the new chairman of blabbity blah

...WHAT

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

AGAIN?!

I... I SWEAR TO GOD IF EPSILON DIES, I MAY--PROBABLY WILL--RIOT

Okay, so now that we're done with the trailer. Time for the actual season

fucking hell, Felix.

hmmm

hey wait a fucking moment. That... that's a full name that we got on your introduction, Price. That's... that's both new and an instant sign that I shouldn't trust you for even a second.

...

what.

what.

Your voice... yeah, I recognize it. You're the Counselor, aren't you?

Yep.

You know what's weird? I'm pretty sure that I know most of his info already, just from watching the prior seasons.

...huh?

who's this other prisoner?

...I have no clue who you are.

but... yeah, no clue.

Oh, hey!

Aaaaand we're now officially back to Chorus!

I assume it's for the same reason none of you guys have been shot yet.

By which I mean, who fucking knows

lmfao

That was a very good breather episode after episode one

and I fucking love it.

Wait... the bubble shield? Really?

yep

that's a bubble shield.

Wait, what? That floating tower thing is an alien temple?

omg

I... I mean, fair enough.

The universe is fucking weird.

WAIT WHAT

HOW THE HELL

ohhhhhhhhh

pfffffffft

Emily? What did you discover?

I mean... yeah, it does. Go... do plot shit, Blue Team. See you guys later.

lmfao

...This base reminds me of somewhere. Can't quite say where but...

It seems familiar.

I have never heard Emily sound so serious before

aaand there it goes.

Anya-Today at 12:01 PM

roflmao

...Yep. No shitting, is this base familiar.

WAIT

OH

MY

GOD

THE TOWER RESPONDED TO THE SWORD

...IS THE SWORD GOING TO BE A KEY AGAIN?!

AHAHAHAHAHA

YES

IT IS

AAAAAH!

OH

W-WAS THAT A FALSE ALARM OR?!

WHAT THE FUCK

oh fuCK

what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT

So... what you're saying is... Tucker accidentally got involved in some alien shit and has to go on a quest of some sort because of it.

Gee, I wonder where I've heard that before.

ya know... might as well watch this PSA. Maybe they'll call out on the show for blatantly using shit from a previous season

...on second thought... nah. I have valuable time

NO

NO

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE FUCKS AND... OHHHHH

SHARKFACE?

NOW?!

HUH

Well, some good came out of what happened last episode. Our enemies are down their fancy fucking technology, so the weapons used are on a mostly even playing field.

shit

shit shit shit

Hey. Hey, wait a minute

is that a motherfucking rwby reference right there?

holy mcshit, it is

eh

cool

...holy fuck

FILSS?

Wow, of all the...

wow

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT... THAT'S THE META'S ARMOR, ALL RIGHT

AN D FUCK

THERE'S HIS THEME IN THE BACKGROUND, RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCK

...oh

fuck

they beat us there.

Wow, I like Sharkface.

holy shit

holy shit

Ohhh hey, there you guys are!

...Wash, buddy, I feel like you're about to go into a speech here. Do you seriously think our chances of living through this are that slim?

Anya-Today at 1:01 PM

That's true. The sword thing, I mean. You have to take a few levels of character development to be an unstoppable badass.

wow

I don't think you were even in there a second, Tucker!

Good luck, Carolina...

TEX?!

wait... no, this is some sort of portal fuckery...

BUT ALSO HOLY FUCK, TEX!

ohh

oh god

They were all there.

All of them. If only for a second...

"On break: Will return in FUCK YOU"

beautiful

wait a minute

Oh come on.

Oh come on.

Oh. Come. On.

what

the fuck

is this bullshit

what the fuck

long sigh of giving up in the background from me.

I give up.

I officially give up what hope for mental sanity I had regained the past few seasons. Because... fuck it.

and back to bingeing after watching some of season one with my family

also thinking about how much shit changes... just, in general. wow.

Hey, um, Santa... if all that alien tech was so important.. why the fuck was a sword left out in the middle of goddamn nowhere where any old idiot could stumble upon it and claim it as their own?

I mean, not saying that that didn't turn out in this case butttt

why?

Anya-Today at 2:40 PM

Okayyy

I think I've procrastinated long enough

back to watching

what the fuck

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE "DEFINITELY NOT A KEYBLADE"?!

...Okay, there may be too many temples.

I mean...

one for interior decorating?!

wait a minute...

we need to get to the communication one. ASAP.

jesus fucking christ

That purge thing... thank fuck Tucker is the only one with a "not-keyblade* right now.

OH FUCK

WOOHOO, ENERGY SHIELD!

...oh no,

oh no

I was going to hope for them to be alright but... they don't need it.

...wha?

ohhhh fuck.

fuck

fucking hell

oh fuck

Anya-Today at 3:16 PM

Episode 10 and things... are gonna get worrying. I have a feeling things'll get bad.

...were you going to say something, @Damntastic Despair?(edited)

Damntastic Despair-Today at 3:16 PM

no, accidentially tapped the keyboard as I was sitting down

Anya-Today at 3:16 PM

aaah

rip

that was awesome

...oh no.

I have a bad, bad feeling about all this.

Oh god no.

...WHAT?!

DOYLE GOT THE OTHER SWORD?!

OKAY SURE

AT LEAST IT ISN'T FELIX

.....DOC?!

OH MY GOD

HOW THE FUCK

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!

y'all are assholes.

Doc... you alri---what the fuck

I

NO

O'MALLEY?!

NONONONO

FUCK THAT SHIT

I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH HIM IN THE CHRONICLES

...I just

why

oh shit

Aahaha! Wooo!

OH MY GOD, IT WAS SLOMO FOR A SECOND!

Oh great, we're going to get tailed by Locus. Wash, did you really have to?

Sooooo... I'm just going to accept Doc as having O'Malley as an actual split personality now. I'll just... accept that.

And... I agree with Emily. They are, indeed, one of the most fascinating groups of individuals I'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

you guys are the other group(edited)

oh fuck

OH YEAH!

oh no

oh no

CAROLINA

oh god no

nononono

...they'll be fine, right?

T...they have to be, both of them.

friendly reminder that... well, I don't think people remember the whole... can't use it unless you were the first person to activate it thing when it comes to the swords.

ohhhh

oh that's bad.

that's... we're fucked.

Oh, hey, thank fuck. Of course you remember the rules of the sword and its pickiness about who uses it.

Anya-Today at 4:00 PM

OH THANK GOD, EPSILON AND CAROLINA ARE BOTH ALRIGHT!

No. The mercenaries do not. They won't if we keep Doyle from dying, or, if Doyle does die, we get the sword to someone we can trust with it first.

KIMBALL, SHUT.

JUST... JUST SHUT.

THAT SITUATION WENT ONE OF THE BETTER WAYS IT COULD FOR US.

THE MERCENARIES HAVE A SWORD THAT DOESN'T WORK. THEY DON'T KNOW IT DOESN'T WORK. AND WE PREVENTED FURTHER LOSS OF LIVE DURING THAT BATTLE.

WE DID WHAT WE COULD.

SO. JUST. SHUT. FOR. NOW.

well... shit.

...when did this become a sitcom?

you know... I am this close to, after the war is over, shoving some of the Feds and Rebels in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere so that maybe, maybe, they'll learn to get along with the only other fucking people in the neighborhood. It's worked before!

...oh.

Oh god.

Carolina, you saw them all... oh.

Oh look, seems Felix doesn't like how Energy Swords work.

big shocker.

best bubbles-Today at 4:23 PM

Heh

Shocker

Energy sword

I get it

Anya-Today at 4:23 PM

um

That wasn't meant to be a pun.

And... if it was going to have any validity to it as a pun, it'd be more than just a random energy sword.

It'd be an energy sword/key that shoots lightning.

Why?

Because rule of fucking cool.

...oh shit.

oh, this is going to be a trainwreck.

...oh. oh wow.

i was... not expecting that.

that's like... digging up and breaking some probably very old emotional scars.

oof.

Woo, actual, once and for all confirmation that the Meta is fucking dead.

okay, I don't see either of the generals, so I'm just going to assume that the counseling sessions has become one for the Blood Gulch Crew alone.

oh, wait, no, they're still here.

ohhh boyyy

here we go.

again.

What?

oh no.

We're under attack!

OH FUCK

..what?

Go on.

We're evacuating Armonia. I can see the logic behind that, actually.

Ohhhhh

Ahahahahahaha!

...what?

Doyle... what are you doing?

Oh.

Oh god.

Anya-Today at 5:00 PM

THANK GOD FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION INDEED!

Damntastic Despair-Today at 5:00 PM

Oh man, you're on the city attack

that's fun

Anya-Today at 5:01 PM

oh shit

ha!

oh... shit.

oh...

oh no

NO

OH GOD

OH GOD OH FUCK

ahahahaah

OH THANK FUCK

EVERYONE'S ALRIGHT!

...well, almost everyone

...We're back at Crash Site Bravo.

fuck...

no

no

FUCK

HE HAS THE SWORD

FUCKING HELL

fuckkkkkk

oh, that's... actually good to know, because if we got a bunch of people both off the planet and in the temple... while we got Felix, Locus, and the chairman outside...

Um... so what is our plan? I know you guys are keeping it vague, and that's cool and all but

I wanna know

oh god, this speech is screwed.

That... that was a good speech, alright. A damn good speech.

So, now it's time.

Let's go.

And I see we're starting by re-activating that alien technology.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD!

WOOOOHOOOOOOOO

IS THAT AN ALIEN TANK?!

WASH!

CAROLINA

SHIT

SHITSHITSHIIIIIIIT

phew

hahahahaha!

oh my god! That's awesome!

Oh great. Felix and Locus lived.

I'd like to call bullshit.

On to Episode 19!

Oh... hey! I just realized something!

Episodes 18 and 19 of Season 13 are references to Season 3!

Well, the names of the episodes, at least

Ohhhh shit.

WE GOT MORE COMPANY!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck

Yeah, we want to get on transmitting that fucking message, all right!

Anya-Today at 6:00 PM

...huh. who knew

...Huh?

...Whaaaat?

Hahahaha.

Oh. My. God.

Is he dead?

WHAT

Okay, yeah, Felix is dead and... oh shit.

Locus has the other sword now.

Ha. Thanks, asshole.

Yeah. I think I've seen enough mercenaries for the next... millennia.

And the message is being sent!

...Blood Gulch?!

Home?

Sister?! Holy shit!

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:10 PM

Sister, the girl we haven't seen for... 7 seasons now?

Anya-Today at 6:10 PM

Yeah.

I almost forgot she exists.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:11 PM

I never forgot

Anya-Today at 6:12 PM

We've done it. We won.

HOLY CRAP, A SHIP ALREADY?!

...oh. fuck. me.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:13 PM

Hargrove's not taking his loss lying down

Anya-Today at 6:15 PM

Clearly not.

This is going to... I don't know how it's going to go, actually.

...One final push, huh? Let's give it all we've got.

I agree with Grif. This is fucking bullshit.

WE HAVE AN AIRSHIP!

WOO

Thank you so much, FILSS.

SHIT

Thanks, O'Malley!

...Is that... Tex's helmet?

Oh god.

Wha?

AHAHAHAHA

GRIF HAS THE KNIFLE BACK!

...Huh?

Why are we bringing out Maine's old armor? Sure, it has all the enhancements, but what are we going to use those for?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Ahahahahaha!

WHAHAHAHA!

Oh... I love you all too.

...what?

Epsilon... Church? What are you about to do?

NO@

NO, EPSILON, YOU CAN'T

PLEASE

NO

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:28 PM

hugs Anya

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:28 PM

hugs

Anya-Today at 6:28 PM

p-please

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:28 PM

You've hit the most powerful and tragic scene in RvB

Anya-Today at 6:28 PM

whatever you're doing

stop

I'm begging you

best bubbles-Today at 6:29 PM

hugs ;;

Anya-Today at 6:29 PM

NO

OH GOD NO

EPSILON

NO

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:30 PM

"In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?"

While I think Season 10 as a whole is better to Season 13, The End is my favourite RvB episode and the one that hits me in the gut every single time I rewatch it

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:32 PM

Church.. ;~;

Anya-Today at 6:33 PM

I mean... knowing there's a 15th season, I know they make it out alright... maybe. But... oh god. If I didn't know that... I'd be worried that they all die there.

Guys...

oh god.

Epsilon, you fucking stupid piece of shit, how dare you leave them.

WHY?!

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:33 PM

Faith

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:34 PM

internal screeching of pain

Anya-Today at 6:35 PM

oh god

Damntastic Despair-Today at 6:36 PM

Season 14 mostly cuts back on these big emotional moments

15 as well, though it's far less comedy focused than 14

Anya-Today at 6:36 PM

It's an anthology, right? Season 14, I mean.

best bubbles-Today at 6:36 PM

Mhmm

Anya-Today at 6:36 PM

I dunno what the fuck is happening with Season 15.

best bubbles-Today at 6:37 PM

Season 14 provides both its own mini stories, backstories, side stories and fun stuff

Like a rap battle and a death battle : P

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:37 PM

I started 15...

Anya-Today at 6:37 PM

backstories, did you say?

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:37 PM

I've got a bad feeling about 15

Anya-Today at 6:39 PM

...I still can't believe it.

Wow.

He... he can't be... Epsilon's gone.

He's gone

no

ugh

Wanderer of the Shade-Today at 6:46 PM

hugs

Anya-Today at 6:47 PM

hugs back

I feel this weird... emptiness, almost.

I'm expecting the tears to come but... they're failing me.

 2/16/18

Anya-Today at 10:49 AM

okay so

Time to begin the season that I'm honestly looking forward to the most! It should be a nice sort of breather episode after... after all that happened.

It occurs to me this is the longest season yet, at 24 episodes.

...Hmmmm, the intro clip... that was great!

We returned to HCE graphics and... well, I'm sorry, I just.

It was great.

This Anthology Season... it's going to be wonderful

Um... Dammit, Grif!

Anya-Today at 11:01 AM

LMAO

So... what I just watched was one of the various times Epsilon was going through a memory version of Blood Gulch! That... that makes sense! Somehow!

oh of course it ends on a shot of the storage unit because fuck me

...Whuh?

VIC?!

Okay, this is interesting all right.

Okay, sure!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

CAROLINA?!

...NORTH?!

WYOMING?!

SOUTH?!

YORK?!

479ER?!

WASH!

OH SHIT, WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED... AND THE EPISODE'S ALMOST OVER... FUCK

This Season is going to be fucking awesome

Soooo

Vic's going to be our narrator now! That's cool!

So now we're going to see why they were all there, I take it?

I'm up for that!

OH GOD, SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A FREELANCER WHO CAN SHOOT!

SHIT

Sooo... the guy I've never heard of before is called Hammer. I don't think he has much of a chance to live through this.

I!

I'm pretty sure the reason your CO put you guys on this mission is because... he's pretty sure it's like a suicide mission.

That may be my cynical pessimist of a view. But I stand by it.

Annnnnd

Hammer's gonna die.

SON OF A BITCH!

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahahaha

They're gonna get transferred to Blood Gulch~

...huh?

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

FLOWERS?!

WHAT THE FUCK

...Hmmm.

oh my god

his name actually is Sarge!

I know, Flowers. But... oh. I think I see what you're doing here. You need to make sure that the least likely harm will come to Alpha. What better way to ensure that than placing him in the middle of a box canyon in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of idiots unlikely to actually get any fighting done?

I'm not even sure if I'm being sarcastic or not.

So now we're looking for people to join the Blue Team stationed at Blood Gulch... where the fuck is Tucker? He'll show up, I know he will.

There he is!

Yep.

So, for our candidates to join Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, we have Candidate One, who is actually competent seeming, Candidate Two, who seems a little too airheaded and conceited, and Candidate Three... fuck it. Candidate Three it is!

...oh my god.

wtf

Welp.

That's one way.

I know, Lemons. I know. At least we're sending the crazies out to a place in the middle of no-where where they'll have no impact on anything.

Ever.

At all.

Totally won't be badasses.

Definitely won't kill a couple of Freelancers and stop a fucking civil war.

Nope!

Jesus fuck, Flowers!

WTF

So... we almost have everyone that was there in the first episode. We just need Church.

Look at this!: "Captain Flowers finds the last piece to his little operation and moves it to a a quiet little box canyon in the middle of nowhere. I think everything is going to work out just fine."

Even the description is aware that nothing horribly off-plan will happen at Blood Gulch! At all! Ever!

okay, I'm done being sarcastic now.

This is going to blow up gloriously.

Hmm?

...what?

Private Jimmy?

The guy who got beat up with his own skull?

...what?!

WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

they... they fucking implanted Church into Private Jimmy's skull. They overwrit a guy's entire brain just so the Alpha AI could be hid!(edited)

JESUS FUCK

...what the fuck

insert the mcfucking aspirin dose, we need to start making the plan fail, dammit

Well, I know how it'll effect the relationship. The body will end up dead, and the AI will believe he's a ghost.

And it's begun.

pfffffffffffffffffffffft

..

...

...Church?

CHURCH!

I... I just need to say this: Never have I been so amused yet so saddened by seeing the pieces line up.

Anya-Today at 12:00 PM

OH HEY!

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

just wait a little while, Tucker.

You'll get a unique armor color soon enough.

omg

They're talking about the Vegas Quadrant!

aaaaaaaaa

d-did I accidentally start watching the bizarro universe episode?

because... nope!

Not right! This isn't right!

...?

OH COME ON

"Maybe up to 14 seasons, if we're lucky."

OH COME ON

suuuuuure

...wait. Flowers does die, but I seriously doubt that any Freelancers have ever been sent to Blood Gulch.

unless the Freelancer is codenamed Texas but eh

He tripped over a cord.

....what?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Him tripping caused the computer records to get scrambled... and, well, we all know the story from here.

And to hammer it in, we get Blood Gulch Blues playing at the end of the episode.

Aaaand just in case we were taking all this too seriously, there is no way I'm not going to bust out laughing at the mere description of episode 5

Yes, I have heard of the multiverse theory, and I honestly believe in it.

oh fuck, don't make me doubt my own reality like that! I don't want to be a figment of some kid's imagination!

oh my god

I can

I can't take this episode seriously

even for a second!

lmfao

...what?

what is that?!

jesus fuck

That... that is a messed up kid.

uhh

uhhhhhhh

jesus fUCK

OH GOD

...also, how does a kid get hydrochloric acid?!

OH GOD

Also... I just... Grif's reaction. "Meh, I'm sure he'll show up again in three years."

I mean.

In canon, that's about what happened, yeah.

omg

...you done yet, Simmons?

woo!

SHIT, CAT

...I... I don't think the cat cares.

oh shit

oh shit

ROOMBA!

Thank you, Jen Brown!

HOLY SHIT, GUYS!

what

Hi, Donut!

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

OH THANK FUCK

WAIT A MINUTE

THE KID'S NAME IS MALCOLM HARGROVE?!

awww

OH SHIT

SON OF A BITCH!

Okay but. Is alternate universe Malcolm's brother the Director? Why does he have lego versions of the BGC? Is Allison like, the cute girl next door for them or something?(edited)

These are legitimate questions.

Anya-Today at 1:01 PM

On to the next episode!

Yeah, you're right. There are still a bunch of Reds and Blues--all over the universe!

...And it's not surprising that it turns out they're all idiots.

...Wait a minute. We've been here before. I think...

omg

these guys are idiots! I think we're going to get along juust fine.

Unit FH57... got it.

...huh?

What's the alarm going off for?

OH COME ON

EVERYTHING JUST COMES BACK TO THE FUCKING CANYON, DOESN'T IT?!

lmfao

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE!

sooooo... the chances of Unit FH57 living just dropped, sad to say.

I mean, it's kind of obvious now that they seem like they want to get involved with the plot.

And I don't remember them showing up... ever.

filled with the glorious number of two blue armored space marines.

Neither of whom have taken a level in badass yet.

If y'all weren't doomed by canon, I'd like your chances.

...and then they just stay there, watching the Blood Gulch Chronicles as it happens?

Please?

pretty please?

...what the?

what?

Oh great. They're in Blood Gulch. You three better not fuck this shit up, I STG

You. Will. Not.

The Blues in this canyon are protected by plot armor and the fact that they're around for Season 13.

13.

For that matter, so are the Reds in this canyon.

...hey, Unit FH57... you mind fucking off and doing... anything else?

Please?

...Drag, you might want to start running.

no.

Don't kidnap Sheila. Don't.

...what

...what

...CABOOSE?!

OH MY GOD

ahahahahahahaha

OH MY GOD

IT'S SET LIKE... JUST AFTER CHURCH GETS SHOT

OH MY GOD

...Yeah, the graphics for the FH57 group look so different compared to the Blood Gulch Crew right now.

OH THANK GOD

Awwwwww

That was sweet!

wait what

Oh fucking

SON OF A BITCH

WOO, A PSA!

Wait a fucking minute... live action?!

OH MY GOD

omg

It was a trailer for an in-universe movie! Maybe... who knows?

Something tells me that the next three episodes are gonna get... serious.

Anya-Today at 2:02 PM

oh

oh, it's Felix and Locus.

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE UNDER THE HELMETS!

DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS TO GET THAT QUESTION ANSWERED?

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD, LOCUS'S NAME IS SAM?!

HOLY SHIT

SON OF A BITCH

oh my god

oh my god

WOW

Huh?

Siris? Who the fuck are you and why do I feel like you're doomed?

Oh yeah, this is why I like Felix!

...huh?

oh fuck

yeah, okay, just personal opinion here but... can we kill this Ruben guy?

oh my god

Wow, Locus. Just... wow.

I am amazed at how skinny Felix is. I mean... wow. That is a lean motherfucker right there.

ha. of course the sun comes up.

that's cliche.

Oh my god, Felix and I agreed on something!

Anya-Today at 3:01 PM

Well, there's limos now for you guys! There's always a bright side!

oh fuck, I think I may actually like Felix a little bit now.

On to the next episode!

Hmmmm, I'm interested in seeing this propaganda.

omg

Project Freelancer sucks at propaganda.

fucking up lives? wonderful at that. Propaganda? bitch this is some of the worst I've seen.

Oh come on. We couldn't have done the Propo shit anywhere else?

Why are we involving Blood Gulch into this?

sigh

Oh hey... this takes place just before they're all transferred, then.

Oh, hey. That's nice, actually. It seems like they had got some type of getting along with each other after the chronicles finished up. That's... That's really nice to know.

yeah.

oh my god

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

...how the fuck did you get all of that footage?!

I have no idea what I just watched.

TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Oh my god. All three of those questions seem like something people at PF would ask. and probably did ask

Oh, hey! I've seen a few Death Battles before... does this mean that our normal announcers are being replaced by Grif and Simmons?

Because that's cool, I like that.

Heyo, Caboose!

wait what

Oh, heyyy, there's the death battle guys!

Ohhhhh, this is going to be cool!

THAT WAS AWESOME

Episode 14 and... Time for yet another set of idiot soldiers!

ohhhh

they're all colorblind to a degree, aren't they?

Yep.

well fuck, they all died.

and for no goddamn reason!

Okay, I'm a little over halfway into the season, I think it's about time I stop watching this and start working on my own AU some more.

 2/17/18

Anya-Today at 2:49 PM

so

I believe I have 10 more episodes to watch now in Season 14. Let's go!

No, wait, 9 to go, actually!

what

Uhhh. What?

best bubbles-Today at 2:50 PM

Which one you on now?

Anya-Today at 2:50 PM

15

episode 15

and... huh. okay then.

best bubbles-Today at 2:51 PM

Caboose's guide to making friends?(edited)

Anya-Today at 2:51 PM

yes

best bubbles-Today at 2:51 PM

Good ^^

Anya-Today at 2:54 PM

whuh

I... I was not expecting the sudden feels

i was not expecting the feels from the last 30 seconds.

wtf, rooster teeth?

that wasn't quite okay

time for episode 16!

"lord satan von killsalot"

OH MY GOD!

WE GET TO SEE WHAT O'MALLEY WAS GOING THROUGH WHEN HE WAS POSSESSING EACH OF THE BGC!

WOOHOO!

Anya-Today at 3:00 PM

It seems like they're reusing some footage for the parts where we aren't focusing on O'Malley. I like that.

"pop goes the omnicidal AI"

omg

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

good to see O'Malley likes being in Caboose's head just as much as I do. Because... why?

best bubbles-Today at 3:06 PM

"Hello. I am agent washingtub."

idk why, but that's always hilarious to me : P

Anya-Today at 3:06 PM

somewhere in the background, there's a weird mix of crying and laughter

i mean

it is kind of funny

oh dear god

lmfao

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

and now it's time for Church's head. This should be interesting, seeing as... well, you know.

best bubbles-Today at 3:10 PM

It's interesting going back and seeing the past events with the knowledge that Church is the Alpha AI

Anya-Today at 3:11 PM

yeah, it is. especially watching the first few seasons, knowing all the twists about Church that would come later. It... it's an experience, all right.

best bubbles-Today at 3:12 PM

And the knowledge that his original flesh container was Jimmy

Anya-Today at 3:12 PM

Mmmhmm.

And the episode finishes off with an "Oh fuck."

I have never seen a more accurate description of what it feels like watching the episode from an audience point of view the first time around. you know, the viewpoint where all we see is the guys being possessed in succession and what results from that?

The next one is called "Get Bent"... and I have a weird feeling about this one.

the casual-ness with which Vic spoils major plot points amazes me. I love it.

best bubbles-Today at 3:18 PM

I find it really funny that Church, Vic, and Lopez are all voiced by Burnie

Anya-Today at 3:18 PM

wait what

best bubbles-Today at 3:18 PM

Yep

Anya-Today at 3:18 PM

huh.

Who knew.

And... well, I'm mildly curious what Vic means by "can't remember everything right".

let's go

...oh no

oh no

LMFAO

Epsilon... how do you misremember the genders of the entire red team?!

oh dear god in heaven why

no

whyyy

epsilon... you done fucked up with this iteration.

this is... this is so fucking wrong

I just

wrong

I need bleach too.

OH MY GOD

I TAKE IT BACK, THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE KINDA COOL

oh god no

never mind.

this is, indeed, sick and wrong.

best bubbles-Today at 3:26 PM

it's wrick and song

Anya-Today at 3:28 PM

...what was that?!

oh come on

REALLY, EPSILON?! REALLY?!

...okay, so Church is officially a bisexual AI. Nothing anyone says will change my mind on that.

okay, let's try that again.

...huh?

best bubbles-Today at 3:29 PM

A-bi

Anya-Today at 3:29 PM

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

OH NO

EPSILON, SERIOUSLY?!

SERIOUSLY?!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REMEMBER YOURSELF AS A GIRL THIS TIME?!

OH MY GOD

well

that was a thing

a mildly traumatizing thing, but still a thing.

On to episode 18!

...tejano folk fusion, you say?

I don't suppose you mean something like the warthog theme song for this very show?

Okay, a musical episode... this should be interesting!

i can't watch this

i got

i don't think i even got 15 seconds into the actual video without laughing

no

I can't watch this

i

omg

oh thank god, someone actually talking!

...and there went my hope.

oh, wait, no, it's back!

...it's not the Warthog.

why?

is it even worth it? It's just a rocket launcher!

It can't even play bad mexican polka music!

whut

okay, my hopes are dying again

holy shit, i started singing along!

Tucker... you will never get the sniper rifle for more than a minute.

oh great, Church's singing a ballad now.

And, please, don't say die when referring to yourself. It gives me ptsd.

...please. stop bringing up the fact versions of you keep dying.

Because Command hates you all. and technically, Church is running this army. kinda.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope

I refuse.

i resent this.

i resent this with every fiber of my being.

the fuck am i watching?!

...wha?!

WHAT?!

that is not how any of the Blood Gulch Chronicles went, Donut.

No, Doyle, we were completely song and dance numberless. Thank god.

that was... that was mildly scarring yet also funny at the same time.

like the first five seasons, when i think about it...

time for episode 19!

it was a transitionary period, is what you're getting at, right?

Anya-Today at 4:00 PM

Yeah.

The episode description: "Everyone talks about the great adventures of the Reds and Blues, but have you ever stopped to think about what they did in their down time? It's really... really stupid."

I am even more excited now.

Oh my god. They started having movie nights?!

omg

oh god

only one movie? In the entire fucking canyon?!

JESUS FUCK, THAT'S TORTURE

ohhhh no.

welp. we lost our only real source of entertainment, folks, i hope we're happy with ourselves today.

i am laughing my ass off

Grif just gives no fucking shits. Church is at least trying!

oh my god.

that. was. terrible!

I could see a documentary on Blood Gulch working! Of course, you'd need to go into backstory on why the two sides of a war are getting along so well, and why Church talks about him having died and become a ghost, but I think I could see it!

in fact, i've fucking watched it! It's called Red Vs Blue!

wtf

i feel insulted!

very insulted!(edited)

NOW IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE!

WOOOOHOOO!

Hey, I think w--yeah, we've run the arc words into the ground.

Yeah, honestly I think that is the question plaguing all the RvB fans: Red Team or Blue Team?

I'm still Red Team for life

omg

"Why did we let Achievement Hunter write this stuff?"

HERE WE GO

WAIT, WHAT?!

FELIX, LOCUS?!

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!

best bubbles-Today at 4:31 PM

Chiming in on the rhyme

Anya-Today at 4:31 PM

I have no mcfucking idea who won that one.

best bubbles-Today at 4:31 PM

"When you can count your IQ on a single hand"

That is a serious burn

Anya-Today at 4:32 PM

Also, a lot of the insults on all sides had some points to them.

Hence, why it's hard for me to choose.

...is it okay if I skip over a few episodes? Because I want to get to RvB vs Rooster Teeth.

imma take the silence as a yes!

or should I not?

Damntastic Despair-Today at 4:36 PM

There’s no order to 14, except with two story arcs

So skip around if you want

Anya-Today at 4:36 PM

wooo!

Aaand we're back to talking about multiverse theory, huh? Hmm, this is interesting.

A theory about a universe where all the shit the Blood Gulch Crew has been through is just a cartoon? I can see it.

no, really. I'm in that fucking universe. I can actually see it.

Saaaaarge... can you please not build a plot device?

Something's wrong with this teleporter... we might want to start running!

oh.

Hi Caboose!

wait what

oh, hey, suddenly live-action!

I think Geoff is drunk.

Very drunk.

burnie, i'm not even sure where you were taking that analogy any more.

3 dozen pivotal new characters for the next story arc?

oh fuck me.

The Machinima death switch...

oh boy.

and back to the BGC!

OH GOD

THIS IS GONNA SUCK

the death switch is hit, I take it... but hey, Tucker's going to be in this episode too! Cool!

well, apparently. Maybe not...

OH SHIT, THE XBOX!

wh-

what the fuck?!

ahahahahahaha!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

OH'

MY

GOD

...I BLAME BURNIE AND GEOFF!

And the rooster teeth employees have my response to this scenario: running and screaming.

Like any sane person.

this is ridiculous and I love it.

best bubbles-Today at 4:58 PM

You know what's really amazing that I didn't even realize at first?

Those aren't guys in suits

That's all CG

Anya-Today at 4:59 PM

...Yeah, that seems about right. No way the armor would so shiny otherwise.

Anya-Today at 5:06 PM

And Geoff's reaction to seeing the guy he voices in real life is also incredibly realistic.

no. Gus... just turn around.

well, that could've gone better.

awww. I have to stop for now.

pfffffffffffffffffffft

And behind Burnie is Simmons and Grif--I mean, Gus and Geoff, freaking the fuck out.

Burnie is taking Lopez showing up quite well, actually.

Oh, wait, no, there's Simmons and Grif.

ohhh... sorry, Burnie.

TUCKER!

YOU DID SHOW UP IN THIS EPISODE AFTER ALL!

Wait, Barb appears in this?

oh my god!

pfffffffffffffffffffffffft

That was beautiful!

Oh, hey there, Vic.

...I think I found my favorite speech in the show.

I love that episode.

...now I have to wonder if anyone's made a fanfic or something about Tucker working at RT?

I mean. Just saying.

 2/24/18

Anya-Today at 1:54 PM

Okay so. Time to get a start on Season 15.

I've been putting this off long enough, let's go.

Let's start with the trailer and already I'm disappointed in them.

...that was awesome.

...blood gulch?

Home?

What?

Time for episode one and fuck. my dog is barking because of fuck knows what

ugh.

...............

.......................what.

Anya-Today at 2:00 PM

WHAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK

wait... These guys aren't the Blood Gulch Crew.

I just... There'd be no reason for "Church" to take off his helmet, a robot probably can't detach their own head on purpose.

Even with all the levels in badass they've taken by now, they'd still be snarking.

And we're missing a couple of people.

The signs are all fucking there.

best bubbles-Today at 2:02 PM

This is not right

So therefor

It is left

Anya-Today at 2:02 PM

...

Excuse me, I

best bubbles-Today at 2:03 PM

I just woke up ^^;

Anya-Today at 2:03 PM

I'm trying to be rational here. Also, good morning.

...This Dylan person. I think like her.

Oh my god, these acronyms and her quicktalking skills. Lady, can you make me fall for you any faster?

...RTAA? Okay, that's a reference to Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.

Oh shit. I hope she's good at not dying.

Clearly, she either is, or she has good friends.

No. I want my shit about the Blood Gulch Crew. The monster-fighting teens can suck it.

..oh my god.

We're going home.

Blood Gulch.

Episode 2 time.

Jax, huh? You hummed the episode intro theme for Blood Gulch and called it part of a soundtrack for the canyon? I already love you.(edited)

Oh god. He's an intern. Welp, he's gonna get traumatized at some point, sorry kiddo!

best bubbles-Today at 2:15 PM

Poor interns never come out unscathed

Anya-Today at 2:17 PM

Wha-heh? I know the angle that's coming, we're panning up to the top of one of the bases, I stg if

Oh thank god.

...you know... if you really want to know... I could forward you the web show, Dylan.

Like, I've been watching it.

SISTER?!

Kaikaina? That's your first name? Huh. Okay.

best bubbles-Today at 2:20 PM

Yep

Grif's family is hawaiian

Anya-Today at 2:20 PM

Huh. Who knew.

best bubbles-Today at 2:21 PM

What's funny though

Kaikaina means "younger sibling of the same gender"

Anya-Today at 2:22 PM

...huh. who knew.

best bubbles-Today at 2:22 PM

Learning a lot this season : P

Anya-Today at 2:23 PM

I agree with Sister here. I think. There's something up here.

Heyo there, Vic!

omg. Vic's been editing the footage he has into a version of the Chronicles.

Enjoy watching the Blood Gulch Chronicles, you two.

wait what

why the fuck is there ominous music

...who the fuck are you.

...it doesn't end on the usual subscribe to the channel plea.

instead we get the blood gulch blues.

Episode 3 and... where are we now?

Well, the AI fragments part is entirely legitimate, I can tell you that much. We learned about those after the haze dream that was the Chronicles.

oh my god

the mother of invention

real names? for all the freelancers?

what the fuck is Wash's last name, tell me, lady, I need to know!

best bubbles-Today at 2:34 PM

What if that is his name?

David Washington?

Anya-Today at 2:35 PM

Then I'd be amazed at the laziness that Project Freelancer had.

best bubbles-Today at 2:36 PM

They were too cheap to get a bunch of real AIs and they thought torturing one to get more was the next logical option

Anya-Today at 2:36 PM

...true.

best bubbles-Today at 2:36 PM

And they acquiesced to Carolina's demand for two AIs(edited)

Anya-Today at 2:37 PM

...yeah.

best bubbles-Today at 2:37 PM

And they didn't even tell the Freelancers what their mission really was

This group is not exactly known for its smart decisions

Anya-Today at 2:37 PM

I know.

best bubbles-Today at 2:38 PM

Oh, and let us not forget blowing up Florida to keep one of their agents under cover : P

Anya-Today at 2:38 PM

Never forget Florida. I just... I feel like that giving an agent a code name that is their fucking last name crosses a line of stupidity that's just... stupidity.

best bubbles-Today at 2:39 PM

But that's why it's perfect. It's so stupid that no one would expect it

Anya-Today at 2:40 PM

sigh

heh?

Ummmmmmmmm... Jax, I think this is the time for you to... leave now. Go back, turn around.

Jax. go.

The answer is simple, Jax. YOU RUN!

GOD, HOW CAN THAT NOT GET THROUGH TO YOU?!

oh thank fuck.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JAX, JUST SAY THEY'RE HERE

Anya-Today at 3:00 PM

wait... hold up.

Gulch... prototype?

hold the fuck up here.

And time for an action scene, fitting enough.

Here's an idea. YOU RUN.

SCREW THE CAMERAS, LIVING IS IMPORTANT, MORE IMPORTANT, I MIGHT ADD

oh my god.

Jax, no.

...huh?

Thundersnow? That... that sounds like a weird weather condition, alright.

Dylan. No.

This is a stupid plan.

Do not.

And thank you for confirming my thoughts, Dylan. That is not the Blood Gulch Crew.

Huh?

best bubbles-Today at 3:06 PM

Thundersnow is really cool

Anya-Today at 3:06 PM

Oh fucknuggets, the guy we saw in the ominous closing of the previous episode.

Oh great. The edge of a cliff.

If you two die, I will not forgive you.

...huh. Thanks, weird guy. And yes, I'm curious how Dylan knows that those... people, aren't the BGC.

...screw it, mystery guy, I'm calling you unicorn head until we find out your name.

...huh? WHY THE FUCK IS ANYONE BLOCKADING CHORUS?! FUCKING HELL, UNSC

Also... there has to be some significance with the use of Blood Gulch Blues in the outros. I just... it's this gut feeling I have.

Oh my god! Smith! Bitters!

But also... oh fuck. Please, Jax, don't have died this early on. If you did die, please turn out to be an AI so we can make ghost jokes again.

Palomo! Jensen!

Thank god, Jax will be fine.

What.

Dylan. What the fuck.

Also, Kimball's the president of Chorus now, good for her!

...Messenger?

It's time to find them. Time to find the Blood Gulch Crew.

...when the fuck did this become the last few scenes of The Force Awakens?

FUCK

CABOOSE! YOU OKAY, MAN?

Oh my god! Guys!

And to no-one's surprise, Caboose is perfectly fine.

It occurs to me I haven't seen these guys so lighthearted in a while.

WASH! CAROLINA! ...Of course you're the only two who are slightly serious right now.

..the temple? Oh wait... you didn't do something with the procreation one, did you?

Please, please tell me you didn't, or so help me, guys

Oh come on.

pffffffffffft

lmfao

Damntastic Despair-Today at 3:36 PM

Of course the procreation temple was activated, Tucker was there

Anya-Today at 3:36 PM

Fair enough.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 3:37 PM

You gotta wonder though, who slept with who? Besides Grif and Simmons, of course

Anya-Today at 3:38 PM

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

These idiots. I love them with all my heart and soul.

Damntastic Despair-Today at 3:40 PM

How could you not?

Also did you watch the remaining season 14 episodes? Specifically the freelancer ones?

Anya-Today at 3:41 PM

...shit.

I knew there was something I forgot to do.

I'll finish this episode, then go back and watch those, okay?

best bubbles-Today at 3:41 PM

Spencer Porkensenson

Best character

Damntastic Despair-Today at 3:42 PM

Shh, she’s not there yet

Anya-Today at 3:42 PM

...oh dear. Now we're getting to the... direct aftermath of what happened after... after the finale of Season 13.

Oh.

He... he's really gone, then.

DAMMIT, EPSILON!

best bubbles-Today at 3:43 PM

I can't believe he sacrificed his life to save everyone

That fucking asshole

Anya-Today at 3:43 PM

...

hey, come on, it's okay for me to have fucking feelings, okay?

I get why he did it, I just...

I wish that there was another way to win that battle.

...

what?

what?

Church? CHURCH?!

best bubbles-Today at 3:45 PM

Church is in session

Anya-Today at 3:46 PM

holy shit

I... I'm not sure whether or not I can believe it. The message... the message said that the Church asking for help was the Alpha.

I...

holy shit

I... holy shit. I need to rewatch that scene, just to be sure.

I just

holyshit

okay, so after... that, I'm going to take a quick little... break, to scream.

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 3/8/18

Poppet-Today at 12:29 PM

Okay, I've been putting this off.

I'm going to watch the last three episodes I need to of S14, then try and get back to progressing S15.

Time for Episode 21.

Poppet-Today at 12:31 PM

Project Freelancer had a goal once???

Who knew.

Oh?

Who are you?

Ohio?

Huh?!

Oh, um, hello there... Iowa!

And Idaho...

Got it Memorized?-Today at 12:32 PM

silent squees

Poppet-Today at 12:32 PM

Oh shit, I like you all already.

...Really? Being genuinely good, sweet people keeps you from getting mission assignments?(edited)

...that makes sense.

Sadly.

New rankings?

Hmmm, what are they?

Oh my god, that is amazing!

AND WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, I RECOGNIZE THAT FUCKING AREA

THAT'S THE OFFSITE STORAGE FACILITY

THE ONE WHERE TEX KICKED EVERYONE'S ASS(edited)

HOW DOES SNEEZING BLOW UP FIVE TO 6 VEHICLES?!

wait what

wait what

WASH?!

CT?!

...wait a fucking

minute

...Hi, Georgia?

HOLY SHIT, HI GEORGIA

WHO KNEW YOU WERE MORE THAN JUST A ONE-OFF JOKE?

...Well, shit, I already hate Georgia.

That took... two lines.

That is a fucking record.

...Ohio just called Wash "David".

...holy shit.

hholy shut

HOLY MCFUCK, A WILD SOUTH DAKOTA

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU HERE!

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

CT...

You were so nice.

wait what

WHAT THE FUCK

...

YOU.

AIDEN PRICE.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

...I don't trust this.

What sort of mission is this, Price?

hmmmmmmmm

i really don't trust this.

OH HEY, HI THERE 479R!

Episode 22 time

WAIT WHAT

OH SHIT, THIS ICE PLANET ISN'T ABANDONED AND...

OH COME THE FUCK ON

YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS?

hhhhhhhhhhholy shit

We got rejects from Charon Industry here as well as rejects from Project Freelancer.

holy shit

Poppet-Today at 1:00 PM

Dammit Iowa

Oh my god.

D... depending on when on the timeline this takes place...

this is the first fucking case of it.

The first fucking case of useless people being sent somewhere entirely out of the way

Where their only reason for being there is because someone else is there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Wait a minute

Hey, Wash.

Oh.

Oh my god.

They didn't drop out.

Also... heh.

pfffffff

That was worth it.

And, time for Episode 23... I think I've seen this one, actually.

All it is is showing what it would take to flip a warthog in real life, plus some live-action skits at the beginning and end.

Eh, I'll watch the skits anyways.

And I'm here so... might as well watch the rest of it.

You know, sometimes I wonder how the people who voice the characters on RvB sound like their characters.

Then I hear Burnie say something and I realize it.

...holy shit.

I've finished Season 14.

Wow!

The rest of Season 15 cannot be found, since I am currently watching it semi-blind (semi because of tumblr and ao3) with my parents.

And this is the compiled version of all my pre-S16 reactions to the RvB hell-ride.  Thanks for reading, hope it was entertaining.

[stellarbisexual]

S2E5

LG DIG DUG LG!

LMAO Hopper’s VM “I’m probably doing something incredible RN” accurate tho

Winona Ryder is so tiny <3

omfg BYELER BLESS US ALL

“And the more he spreads, the more connected to him I feel.” 

omg mike “you’re like a super spy, spying on the shadowmonster.” babe.  babe. <3

(nowkiss)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SECOND TIME I’M TEARING MY HEADPHONES OFF

MIKE’S HAND ON WILL’S HAND

MIKE’S HAND ON WILL’S HAND

I REPEAT

MIKE’S HAND. ON. WILL’S. HAND.

FAREWELL MY FRIENDS. FAREWELL.

Byeler as F U C K Y’ALL

SKIP INTRO BUTTON YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME GTFO

jancy at that ho-tel mo-tel holiday innnnnnnnnn

LMAO that lady at the front desk: perfectly cast. 

jfc jonathan still soooooo into nancy. HE CALLED HER NANCE <3

omfg matching scars. THEY ARE SO. FLIPPING. CUTE. 

“only a month” hahahaha jonathan you are the KING of saying the WRONG SHIT

aoihdsfonasdfaklfmkadfmdalf MIKE IS ASLEEP ON WILL’S FLOOR my protective bisexual son

omg HOPPER AS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS into itttt

YES MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED, WE ARE AT LUCAS’ HOUSE BLESS

OMFG LUCAS ASKING HIS DAD FOR GIRL ADVICE BYE

“Even when she’s wrong?” CLASSIC FUCKING LUCAS THO

“To hang out with Dustin” worst liar ever

Seriously Lucas’ little sister is the breakout character of this season

Guys I hella ship Lucas/Max already

o fuck poor Dustin gonna have to cover up that cat’s death

uGH POOR DUSTIN’S MAMA LIKEEEE <3

dustin and his mom are like the comedic duo of the century “iLY “ILY” “I LOVE YOU” *mwah*

wow gaten matarazzo has BEAUTIFUL eyes!

“I’M SORRY... YOU ATE MY CAT.” LMFAO

omg eleven going to meet her mama!

well that’s one way to get in.

ELEVEN IS LIKE ALREADY SO PROTECTIVE OF HER MOM, I’M SLAIN

haha nancy pokin’ holes in that dude’s “boxes of pepe” map

omg lucas pulling all sorts of shit for max, my heart

“a safe place to what? be creepy?” bless you, max.

max you’re not gonna be so blase about lucas putting his trust in you after he tells you everything.

will is the tiniest bean <3

o shit bob’s here and he gon use his nerd powers to solve the mystery

“that’s the objective, find the x.” mike you effing nerd.

um why did it take them so long to figure out the drawings are a map of hawkins tho. i mean that’s the most logical thing, right?

(meanwhile i’m still highkey upset about dustin’s cat)

again with the vaginal imagery lol

ooh i have a feeling this is the ep where dustin brings steeb into the mix

lolllll erikaaaaaa #best

“she won’t get any better, will she?” :( :( :(

oh GOD el seeing her baby crib W H Y YOU DO DIS SHOW

MAYBE WILL CAN BRING EL’S MAMA OUT OF THE UPSIDE DOWN

HO SHIT THEY JUST GAVE MAD POLTERGEIST PROPS THERE WITH THE TV BLESS

omg mike’s parents are useless

“son of a bitch you’re really no help at all, you know that?” lmfaooooooo my thoughts exactly, dustin

AWW STEEB WITH HIS FLOWERS <33333333333

YAS THE NAILBAT SCENE IS COMING

I love that Steeb is like automatically on board too

omg save hopper guys pls i’m FULL OF ANXIETY

hahahahahahahah lucas been telling this story the whole time

LOLLLLLLLL getting all meta with max’s criticism of the story of what happened

EEP MAX HELD LUCAS’ HAND BWEEEE

if billy hurts lucas, i will seriously cut a bitch. like not even kidding.

(hahaha just realized the max/lucas ship name can be mucas, as in mucous hahaha)

“stop talking” lmao eleven

papa stealing baby eleven like it’s his job

ELEVEN’S AUNT HELPED THE BAD MEN WTF? whoaaaa eleven’s mama shooting cops like it ain’t no thing

BB ELEVEN <3

more gay imagery thx for the rainbowwwwww

omfg eleven’s poor fucking mother, i can’t. she’s just reliving this horrible trauma for the rest of her fucking life? a w f u l

“IN MY NOW MEMORIES” <3 my gay son

“super spy” <3 supportive bisexual bf mike wheeler

yas beat those vines joyce, also winona’s tiny feet <3

“are we in will’s map?” lmao YES JFC get on board samwise

my sexuality is joyce saving hopper 

“hey bob” “hey jim” lmfao

WTF WILL NOOOOOOO